Ok so I'm getting married on the 23rd.
 

Advice?





Very ghetto sorta thing, we may go to the JOTP.

Not sure yet.

i would suggest getting brand new reebok pumps and giving them a little "pump" for extra boost before you RUN

Wow, I'm surprised. Not like really amazed, just surprised. You don't seem like the marrying sort.

I think we'll do it in GFY shirts.

yea....get a prenup!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I was married for EONS once.


I'm sooooooo the marrying kind.

Ask her if she knows me...

Becasue if she does, you know the story..

Yep.. I fucked her!!

Hopefully she doesnt know me.

Is that really a pic of you in your sig??

You look like the cave man in those Geico commercials!

Make sure that she is BI, that way you wont be boared in 30 days.

I'm not kidding. Gonna email Lens though and see what kinda present he's sending before we make the final wardrobe decision.

It is indeed Mr. BP. I'm a little sad though, all this time I thought I looked like Depp.

:(

Wow, I'd never have guessed.

I suppose we know why you got the manicure now ;)

LOl I missed that. And yeah I know the story.

No that was to get the dried boogers out from under my nails.

well goodluck to you :thumbsup go GFY shirts btw :)

Dont do it!

the only advice i have for you is: DONT DO IT!!!

Good luck man.

Marriage is a good thing.

IT keeps us crazy guys at bay...

Sort of.

It's just not home without a woman LIVING there.

You know what I'm talking about BP.

Run. Run Fast.

I hear the French Foreign Legion is hiring.

There's no law that says you can't buy tampons and cold cream and stick them in your bathroom cabinet.

I tried to stick my dick in a bottle of cold cream once, just wasn't the same.

#1 It was COLD.

and btw tell me more about that processing, been meaning to ask you.

Give her a few drinks before you get married. Invite as few people as you can so there are as few witnesses as possible. Then when she gets on your nerves in a day or two, tell her she just drank too much that day and you're not really married. Tell her the whole thing was just an alchohol induced fabrication of her mind.

Congrads. May this be a blessed union.

run now..my new wife is already lowering the boom on what im allowed to do

Yeah man, but you're Canadian and therefore bereft of balls anway.


Me = American
Her = English



My ancestors established the proper pecking order in our house LONG ago. :thumbsup :thumbsup

good Luck to you !

Well, the smartass answer would be that you find surfers with good credit cards who want to join your sites, and I let them. ;)

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icq me if you've got some specific questions and I can answer you pretty quickly on them. 101 69619

play the field no need for committment

Go all out on the bachlor party :)

as cliche as it sounds, try and enjoy the moment cuz it goes really really fast. I just got married in september, and it was all a blur. I'm just glad i have plenty of pics. :) Also, I'd suggest having the caterer make a plate for you that you can take to the hotel, because its likely you wont have much time to eat at the reception.

Make sure to have wild sex on your wedding night -- do the nastiest, dirtiest, most outrageous things to each other and make it a banner orgasm night!

Best wishes to you then. :winkwink:

good luck!

Goodluck on your wedding and hope you enjoy your married life. :winkwink:

Shes reading this right NOW.

She's a freak like me or I'd be hurting.

congratz.

wow! congrats wish you all the best in life..a very happy married life :)