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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889
    #1

    Ok so I'm getting married on the 23rd.

    Advice?





    Very ghetto sorta thing, we may go to the JOTP.

    Not sure yet.
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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682
      #2
      i would suggest getting brand new reebok pumps and giving them a little "pump" for extra boost before you RUN

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        • Kimmykim
          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
          • Jun 2001
          • 16015
          #3
          Wow, I'm surprised. Not like really amazed, just surprised. You don't seem like the marrying sort.

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889
              #4
              I think we'll do it in GFY shirts.

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                • J-$
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 2090
                  #5
                  yea....get a prenup!!!

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                    • gangbangjoe
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                      • May 2004
                      • 17693
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                      I think we'll do it in GFY shirts.

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                        • jimthefiend
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 18889
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                          Wow, I'm surprised. Not like really amazed, just surprised. You don't seem like the marrying sort.


                          I was married for EONS once.


                          I'm sooooooo the marrying kind.

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                            • boneprone
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 34415
                              #8
                              Ask her if she knows me...

                              Becasue if she does, you know the story..

                              Yep.. I fucked her!!

                              Hopefully she doesnt know me.

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                                • boneprone
                                  Hall Of Fame
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 34415
                                  #9
                                  Is that really a pic of you in your sig??

                                  You look like the cave man in those Geico commercials!

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                                    • pornguy
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 62912
                                      #10
                                      Make sure that she is BI, that way you wont be boared in 30 days.
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                                        • jimthefiend
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 18889
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by gangbangjoe

                                          I'm not kidding. Gonna email Lens though and see what kinda present he's sending before we make the final wardrobe decision.

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                                            • jimthefiend
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 18889
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by boneprone
                                              Is that really a pic of you in your sig??

                                              You look like the cave man in those Geico commercials!
                                              It is indeed Mr. BP. I'm a little sad though, all this time I thought I looked like Depp.

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                                                • Kimmykim
                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 16015
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                  I was married for EONS once.


                                                  I'm sooooooo the marrying kind.
                                                  Wow, I'd never have guessed.

                                                  I suppose we know why you got the manicure now ;)

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                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 18889
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by boneprone
                                                      Ask her if she knows me...

                                                      Becasue if she does, you know the story..

                                                      Yep.. I fucked her!!

                                                      Hopefully she doesnt know me.

                                                      LOl I missed that. And yeah I know the story.

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                                                        • jimthefiend
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 18889
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                          Wow, I'd never have guessed.

                                                          I suppose we know why you got the manicure now ;)

                                                          No that was to get the dried boogers out from under my nails.

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                                                            • Dalai lama
                                                              Strength and Honor
                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 16540
                                                              #16
                                                              well goodluck to you go GFY shirts btw

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                                                                • RogerV
                                                                  Banned!
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 12591
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                  Advice?





                                                                  Very ghetto sorta thing, we may go to the JOTP.

                                                                  Not sure yet.
                                                                  Dont do it!

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                                                                    • pornpf69
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                      • 15782
                                                                      #18
                                                                      the only advice i have for you is: DONT DO IT!!!

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                                                                        • boneprone
                                                                          Hall Of Fame
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 34415
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Good luck man.

                                                                          Marriage is a good thing.

                                                                          IT keeps us crazy guys at bay...

                                                                          Sort of.

                                                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                          Learn about it kids.

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                                                                            • jimthefiend
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                              • 18889
                                                                              #20
                                                                              It's just not home without a woman LIVING there.

                                                                              You know what I'm talking about BP.

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                                                                                • Citizen Cain
                                                                                  A woman trapped in a man's body
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 426
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                  Advice?
                                                                                  Run. Run Fast.

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                                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 16015
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                      It's just not home without a woman LIVING there.

                                                                                      You know what I'm talking about BP.
                                                                                      There's no law that says you can't buy tampons and cold cream and stick them in your bathroom cabinet.

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                                                                                        • jimthefiend
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 18889
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                          There's no law that says you can't buy tampons and cold cream and stick them in your bathroom cabinet.


                                                                                          I tried to stick my dick in a bottle of cold cream once, just wasn't the same.

                                                                                          #1 It was COLD.

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                                                                                            • jimthefiend
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 18889
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              and btw tell me more about that processing, been meaning to ask you.

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                                                                                                • Wilbo
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                  • 2082
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Give her a few drinks before you get married. Invite as few people as you can so there are as few witnesses as possible. Then when she gets on your nerves in a day or two, tell her she just drank too much that day and you're not really married. Tell her the whole thing was just an alchohol induced fabrication of her mind.

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                                                                                                    • Screaming
                                                                                                      I can change this!!!!!
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 18972
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Congrads. May this be a blessed union.

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                                                                                                        • Phoenix
                                                                                                          BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                          • 35475
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          run now..my new wife is already lowering the boom on what im allowed to do
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                                                                                                            • jimthefiend
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                              • 18889
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                                                                              run now..my new wife is already lowering the boom on what im allowed to do



                                                                                                              Yeah man, but you're Canadian and therefore bereft of balls anway.


                                                                                                              Me = American
                                                                                                              Her = English



                                                                                                              My ancestors established the proper pecking order in our house LONG ago.

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                                                                                                                • spideriux
                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                  • 17227
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  good Luck to you !
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                                                                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                      • 16015
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                                                      and btw tell me more about that processing, been meaning to ask you.
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                                                                                                                        • webair
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                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                          • 8531
                                                                                                                          #31
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                                                                                                                            • UniversalPassLorence
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                              • 3721
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Go all out on the bachlor party


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                                                                                                                                • betsy
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 625
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  as cliche as it sounds, try and enjoy the moment cuz it goes really really fast. I just got married in september, and it was all a blur. I'm just glad i have plenty of pics. Also, I'd suggest having the caterer make a plate for you that you can take to the hotel, because its likely you wont have much time to eat at the reception.

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                                                                                                                                    • GlydeGirl
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                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 1516
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Make sure to have wild sex on your wedding night -- do the nastiest, dirtiest, most outrageous things to each other and make it a banner orgasm night!

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                                                                                                                                        • reynold
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                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 51271
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Best wishes to you then.

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                                                                                                                                            • tranza
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 57559
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              good luck!
                                                                                                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                • PixeLs
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 11922
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Goodluck on your wedding and hope you enjoy your married life.

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                                                                                                                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 18889
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Shes reading this right NOW.

                                                                                                                                                      She's a freak like me or I'd be hurting.

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                                                                                                                                                        • u-Bob
                                                                                                                                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 33063
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          congratz.

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                                                                                                                                                            • miss wild
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                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 1304
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              wow! congrats wish you all the best in life..a very happy married life

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