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Old 11-09-2005, 01:47 PM  
Wilbo
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Give her a few drinks before you get married. Invite as few people as you can so there are as few witnesses as possible. Then when she gets on your nerves in a day or two, tell her she just drank too much that day and you're not really married. Tell her the whole thing was just an alchohol induced fabrication of her mind.
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