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Fucking hickups....How do you get rid of them????
Help me out here, I can't shake the fucking things. Give me some ideas!!!
PS - Already tried a spoonful of sugar. ![]() |
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Icepick through the lung.
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I hear smearing yogurt on your asshole helps...
But I haven't tried it. ![]()
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#4 |
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Plug your nose and drink some water....I swear it works
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I am cool
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No lie my teacher told me this and it did work..
Plug your nose and your EARS with fingers in L type. Drink running water non stop NO Air for 20 seconds They will go away. |
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only thing that works for me is holding my breath...make sure you breathe before you pass out though
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#7 |
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I've heard the thing about holding your nose and drinking water. Did it work?
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BOO!
Did that scare them out of you? ![]() Try the holding nose while drinking water idea B40 mentioned. |
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He'll try that when she's done with the yogurt. ![]() Had to edit...just saw your pic in Lensmans thread WHOAAAA!!!
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Have some one punch you in the face as hard as they can. Always works.
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Although the yogurt idea sounded fun, I am failing to see how that may help with the hickups. Heck, if all else fails, we'll give it a try though.
I held my breath through that last sentence, but they are still here......This is not very fun. Thanks for the suggestions ![]() Keep'm coming! |
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Yep, my mom taught me this method when I was a kid... the key is to drink the water really fast and keep on drinking it until you feel like the hickups are gone. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Seriously - it's when your diaphragm (no not THAT one! - the one in your lungs) starts workign back to front: ie: when you breath in your diaphragm is contracting and when you breath out it is expanding. this is why you have the hiccups - your diaphragm is trying to JUMP START itself back into the correct rhythm. Now with that in mind - all you need to do to stop is is corrcet your breathing. SO: Take a BIG breath in and really FILL your lungs and expand your diaphragm. Now breath out and really push out all the air feel your diaphragm contract Now repeat until they go - should take 3 min or less ![]() (yes I used to work in a hospital) |
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Good news....Posting on GFY has cured me (that or trying all these suggestions). Either way, thanks everyone, problem solved
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if they come back, remember anal sex is the universal cure for the hiccups.
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One teaspoon of sugar, taken orally. Works every time.
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Have sex, when your done, they will be gone.
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you have to smash your eyeball against the corner of your desk, that will get rid of it for sure
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If u touch it, I will cum
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hey are you the same arika from vegas?????
how have you been hun? |
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Have a girl call you telling you that she might be pregnant.
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If u touch it, I will cum
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Get a giant glass of water and drink it all down without stopping
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cool arika
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Yeah totally.
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#37 |
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Actually, Hiccups are a muscle spasm. You can get rid of them quickly by putting a cold can of soda (or something cold) on the side of your throat.
My dad had hiccups for 3 weeks once. They finally gave him Xanax. That works too. |
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Peanut Butter always does the trick.
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that Arika doesn't still have hiccips from 02-29-2004, 02:11 AM.
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hold your breath for 10 seconds, repeat it 3 times
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I've heard drinking a glass of water 7 times well help.
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