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Old 02-29-2004, 01:11 AM   #1
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Fucking hickups....How do you get rid of them????

Help me out here, I can't shake the fucking things. Give me some ideas!!!

PS - Already tried a spoonful of sugar.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:12 AM   #2
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Icepick through the lung.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:12 AM   #3
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I hear smearing yogurt on your asshole helps...

But I haven't tried it.

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Old 02-29-2004, 01:13 AM   #4
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Plug your nose and drink some water....I swear it works
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:13 AM   #5
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No lie my teacher told me this and it did work..


Plug your nose and your EARS with fingers in L type.

Drink running water non stop NO Air for 20 seconds

They will go away.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:15 AM   #6
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only thing that works for me is holding my breath...make sure you breathe before you pass out though
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:15 AM   #7
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I've heard the thing about holding your nose and drinking water. Did it work?
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:16 AM   #8
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BOO!



Did that scare them out of you?

Try the holding nose while drinking water idea B40 mentioned.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:16 AM   #9
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I've heard the thing about holding your nose and drinking water. Did it work?

He'll try that when she's done with the yogurt.


Had to edit...just saw your pic in Lensmans thread

WHOAAAA!!!
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:18 AM   #10
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:20 AM   #11
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Although the yogurt idea sounded fun, I am failing to see how that may help with the hickups. Heck, if all else fails, we'll give it a try though.

I held my breath through that last sentence, but they are still here......This is not very fun.

Thanks for the suggestions

Keep'm coming!
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:22 AM   #12
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Plug your nose and drink some water....I swear it works

Yep, my mom taught me this method when I was a kid... the key is to drink the water really fast and keep on drinking it until you feel like the hickups are gone.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:23 AM   #13
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Did that scare them out of you?

Try the holding nose while drinking water idea B40 mentioned.
For a second I thought it worked.....No luck long term though, they're back.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:26 AM   #14
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I hear smearing yogurt on your asshole helps...

But I haven't tried it.



Seriously - it's when your diaphragm (no not THAT one! - the one in your lungs) starts workign back to front:

ie: when you breath in your diaphragm is contracting and when you breath out it is expanding.

this is why you have the hiccups - your diaphragm is trying to JUMP START itself back into the correct rhythm.

Now with that in mind - all you need to do to stop is is corrcet your breathing.

SO:

Take a BIG breath in and really FILL your lungs and expand your diaphragm.
Now breath out and really push out all the air feel your diaphragm contract

Now repeat until they go - should take 3 min or less

(yes I used to work in a hospital)
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:26 AM   #15
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Good news....Posting on GFY has cured me (that or trying all these suggestions). Either way, thanks everyone, problem solved


Now then, yogurt time
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:28 AM   #16
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if they come back, remember anal sex is the universal cure for the hiccups.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:31 AM   #17
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only thing that works for me is holding my breath...make sure you breathe before you pass out though
Same thing here
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:39 AM   #18
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One teaspoon of sugar, taken orally. Works every time.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:40 AM   #19
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:41 AM   #20
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Icepick through the lung.
thats always worked with me
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:51 AM   #21
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Help me out here, I can't shake the fucking things. Give me some ideas!!!

PS - Already tried a spoonful of sugar.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:52 AM   #22
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:52 AM   #23
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hey are you the same arika from vegas?????


how have you been hun?
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:53 AM   #24
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if they come back, remember anal sex is the universal cure for the hiccups.
Funny you say that, my b/f kept saying the same thing.
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Old 02-29-2004, 01:56 AM   #25
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hey are you the same arika from vegas?????


how have you been hun?
Yep..... I was afraid you forgot.

I still want to come up there to hang with you and Juicy sometime, but school and work are kicking my ass right now
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One teaspoon of sugar, taken orally. Works every time.
how else would you take a tespoon of sugar?

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Old 02-29-2004, 01:59 AM   #28
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Yep..... I was afraid you forgot.

I still want to come up there to hang with you and Juicy sometime, but school and work are kicking my ass right now


i never forget beautiful women. especially when they're down to earth and can hold a conversation.

ny will always be here, so come visit anytime hows everything going. is your site up yet? and hows twisted doing?
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Old 02-29-2004, 02:02 AM   #29
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i never forget beautiful women. especially when they're down to earth and can hold a conversation.

ny will always be here, so come visit anytime hows everything going. is your site up yet? and hows twisted doing?
Ahhh, you are still such a sweetie

Things are coming along pretty well. My site is pretty much done other than some fine tuning and Twisted is almost there too. Took awhile to configure the processing and some of the little things but we are going to try to launch next week

Wanna sneak preview?
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Old 02-29-2004, 02:05 AM   #30
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Ahhh, you are still such a sweetie

Things are coming along pretty well. My site is pretty much done other than some fine tuning and Twisted is almost there too. Took awhile to configure the processing and some of the little things but we are going to try to launch next week

Wanna sneak preview?
do i want a preview? definitely

i'm glad to hear your doing good. are you going to have hosted gallys for your site? because if you do i will be able to promote you across a few of my sites. you'd fit in perfect.
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Old 02-29-2004, 02:09 AM   #31
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do i want a preview? definitely

i'm glad to hear your doing good. are you going to have hosted gallys for your site? because if you do i will be able to promote you across a few of my sites. you'd fit in perfect.
Yes we are going to have some galleries, but I don't have a whole lot of them right now. We were going to try something a little different with the galleries as far as customizing them to the affiliates needs. That would be so nice of you to help me out like that!!!!

If you let me or Bill know what your needs are we can whip up something just for you to use! I don't know how to add users yet, but if you get me your ICQ or AIM I can have one done for you tomorrow and you can look around all you like!
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Yes we are going to have some galleries, but I don't have a whole lot of them right now. We were going to try something a little different with the galleries as far as customizing them to the affiliates needs. That would be so nice of you to help me out like that!!!!

If you let me or Bill know what your needs are we can whip up something just for you to use! I don't know how to add users yet, but if you get me your ICQ or AIM I can have one done for you tomorrow and you can look around all you like!
sounds great. my icq is 329 623 811

i'll be around later in the afternoon tomorrow.

hey you should think about entering the Ms GFY contest. that would be phenomonal promotion for you as well. post a couple of pics and you'll have everyone drooling here
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sounds great. my icq is 329 623 811

i'll be around later in the afternoon tomorrow.

hey you should think about entering the Ms GFY contest. that would be phenomonal promotion for you as well. post a couple of pics and you'll have everyone drooling here
Cool beans man! I will have you the goods tomorrow afternoon-ish. I already entered the contest w/pic!

Thank you again for everything!!!
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Actually, Hiccups are a muscle spasm. You can get rid of them quickly by putting a cold can of soda (or something cold) on the side of your throat.

My dad had hiccups for 3 weeks once. They finally gave him Xanax. That works too.
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You're an asshat -- feel good about the "bump"?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that Arika doesn't still have hiccips from 02-29-2004, 02:11 AM.
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