I am BAD!! and i have an awesome story--read in faggots--

This one time, we (and by this i mean me) was walking down the street with my
platypus. Now i know what your thinking, a platypus isn't that sweet. I'll get
back to you on that later**. So, these fifteen ninja wannabes rolled up on my
ass and though they were sweet. They weren't. I took out my giant boner (and by

giant i mean totally huge) and proceeded to command my platypus to totally flip

out and kill a meter maid with his duck bill. DUDE, it was so sweet. Anyways, but my platypus had other ideas,his bill was set to take the great step
over the divide to that one great sushi eating experience we've all had, but my

boner had the sweetest idea. He ( and by that i mean we) thought that if there
was any fish eatin to be done, he (and by that i mean me) would be doin' it. So

he ate the sadly bland fishy remains of the wish-they-were ninja wenches. Now
my platypus, he didn't like that too much, but since I (and by that mean me) am
**ps, if any of you stupid idiots don't think platypi are cool, and by cool I
mean totally sweet, let me tell you three things. Puss haters.

1. Platypi are king marsupials.

2. Platypi fight and shoot their eggs at stupid idiot haters all the time.

C. The purpose of a platypus is to flip out and shoot their eggs at all you
dumb ass bitches... Bitches.

C[a]You know what else, platypi will totally sting you with their sweet-ass
stinger thing...you know what else, the stinger thing is like a hook, and it's
connected to a VENOM gland that will totally poison your hater ass.

You betta reckanyze,



so what do you think you fucking dicks??