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ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 01:11 AM

Fucking hickups....How do you get rid of them????
 
Help me out here, I can't shake the fucking things. Give me some ideas!!!

PS - Already tried a spoonful of sugar.:helpme

twistyneck 02-29-2004 01:12 AM

Icepick through the lung.

MuleScrote 02-29-2004 01:12 AM

I hear smearing yogurt on your asshole helps...

But I haven't tried it.

:Graucho

B40 02-29-2004 01:13 AM

Plug your nose and drink some water....I swear it works

KMR Stitch 02-29-2004 01:13 AM

No lie my teacher told me this and it did work..


Plug your nose and your EARS with fingers in L type.

Drink running water non stop NO Air for 20 seconds

They will go away.

finlo 02-29-2004 01:15 AM

only thing that works for me is holding my breath...make sure you breathe before you pass out though :)

born4porn 02-29-2004 01:15 AM

I've heard the thing about holding your nose and drinking water. Did it work?

Stewie 02-29-2004 01:16 AM

BOO!



Did that scare them out of you? :Graucho

Try the holding nose while drinking water idea B40 mentioned.

MuleScrote 02-29-2004 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by born4porn
I've heard the thing about holding your nose and drinking water. Did it work?

He'll try that when she's done with the yogurt. :1orglaugh


Had to edit...just saw your pic in Lensmans thread

WHOAAAA!!!

Rictor 02-29-2004 01:18 AM

Have some one punch you in the face as hard as they can. Always works.

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 01:20 AM

Although the yogurt idea sounded fun, I am failing to see how that may help with the hickups. Heck, if all else fails, we'll give it a try though.

I held my breath through that last sentence, but they are still here......This is not very fun.

Thanks for the suggestions:thumbsup

Keep'm coming!

Vitasoy 02-29-2004 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40
Plug your nose and drink some water....I swear it works

Yep, my mom taught me this method when I was a kid... the key is to drink the water really fast and keep on drinking it until you feel like the hickups are gone.

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by overlord
BOO!



Did that scare them out of you? :Graucho

Try the holding nose while drinking water idea B40 mentioned.

:1orglaugh For a second I thought it worked.....No luck long term though, they're back.:(

=^..^= 02-29-2004 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote
I hear smearing yogurt on your asshole helps...

But I haven't tried it.

:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seriously - it's when your diaphragm (no not THAT one! - the one in your lungs) starts workign back to front:

ie: when you breath in your diaphragm is contracting and when you breath out it is expanding.

this is why you have the hiccups - your diaphragm is trying to JUMP START itself back into the correct rhythm.

Now with that in mind - all you need to do to stop is is corrcet your breathing.

SO:

Take a BIG breath in and really FILL your lungs and expand your diaphragm.
Now breath out and really push out all the air feel your diaphragm contract

Now repeat until they go - should take 3 min or less :thumbsup

(yes I used to work in a hospital)

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 01:26 AM

Good news....Posting on GFY has cured me (that or trying all these suggestions). Either way, thanks everyone, problem solved:thumbsup


Now then, yogurt time:Graucho

Mutt 02-29-2004 01:28 AM

if they come back, remember anal sex is the universal cure for the hiccups.

mule 02-29-2004 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by finlo
only thing that works for me is holding my breath...make sure you breathe before you pass out though :)
Same thing here

Dagwolf 02-29-2004 01:39 AM

One teaspoon of sugar, taken orally. Works every time.

Illicit 02-29-2004 01:40 AM

Have sex, when your done, they will be gone.

Myst 02-29-2004 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Icepick through the lung.
thats always worked with me

Dagwolf 02-29-2004 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ArikaAmes
Help me out here, I can't shake the fucking things. Give me some ideas!!!

PS - Already tried a spoonful of sugar.:helpme

Ah cain't read

Thor 02-29-2004 01:52 AM

you have to smash your eyeball against the corner of your desk, that will get rid of it for sure :thumbsup

MrIzzz 02-29-2004 01:52 AM

hey are you the same arika from vegas?????


how have you been hun?

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
if they come back, remember anal sex is the universal cure for the hiccups.
Funny you say that, my b/f kept saying the same thing.

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
hey are you the same arika from vegas?????


how have you been hun?

Yep..... I was afraid you forgot.:winkwink:

I still want to come up there to hang with you and Juicy sometime, but school and work are kicking my ass right now:(

Diabolical Cord 02-29-2004 01:56 AM

Have a girl call you telling you that she might be pregnant.

=^..^= 02-29-2004 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
One teaspoon of sugar, taken orally. Works every time.
how else would you take a tespoon of sugar?

wait.. dont asnwer that

MrIzzz 02-29-2004 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ArikaAmes


Yep..... I was afraid you forgot.:winkwink:

I still want to come up there to hang with you and Juicy sometime, but school and work are kicking my ass right now:(



i never forget beautiful women. especially when they're down to earth and can hold a conversation.

ny will always be here, so come visit anytime:thumbsup hows everything going. is your site up yet? and hows twisted doing?

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz




i never forget beautiful women. especially when they're down to earth and can hold a conversation.

ny will always be here, so come visit anytime:thumbsup hows everything going. is your site up yet? and hows twisted doing?

Ahhh, you are still such a sweetie:)

Things are coming along pretty well. My site is pretty much done other than some fine tuning and Twisted is almost there too. Took awhile to configure the processing and some of the little things but we are going to try to launch next week:thumbsup

Wanna sneak preview?:Graucho

MrIzzz 02-29-2004 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ArikaAmes


Ahhh, you are still such a sweetie:)

Things are coming along pretty well. My site is pretty much done other than some fine tuning and Twisted is almost there too. Took awhile to configure the processing and some of the little things but we are going to try to launch next week:thumbsup

Wanna sneak preview?:Graucho

do i want a preview? definitely:thumbsup

i'm glad to hear your doing good. are you going to have hosted gallys for your site? because if you do i will be able to promote you across a few of my sites. you'd fit in perfect.

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


do i want a preview? definitely:thumbsup

i'm glad to hear your doing good. are you going to have hosted gallys for your site? because if you do i will be able to promote you across a few of my sites. you'd fit in perfect.

Yes we are going to have some galleries, but I don't have a whole lot of them right now. We were going to try something a little different with the galleries as far as customizing them to the affiliates needs. That would be so nice of you to help me out like that!!!!

If you let me or Bill know what your needs are we can whip up something just for you to use! I don't know how to add users yet, but if you get me your ICQ or AIM I can have one done for you tomorrow and you can look around all you like!:Graucho

MrIzzz 02-29-2004 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ArikaAmes


Yes we are going to have some galleries, but I don't have a whole lot of them right now. We were going to try something a little different with the galleries as far as customizing them to the affiliates needs. That would be so nice of you to help me out like that!!!!

If you let me or Bill know what your needs are we can whip up something just for you to use! I don't know how to add users yet, but if you get me your ICQ or AIM I can have one done for you tomorrow and you can look around all you like!:Graucho

sounds great. my icq is 329 623 811

i'll be around later in the afternoon tomorrow.:)

hey you should think about entering the Ms GFY contest. that would be phenomonal promotion for you as well. post a couple of pics and you'll have everyone drooling here

VeriSexy 02-29-2004 02:16 AM

Get a giant glass of water and drink it all down without stopping :thumbsup

ArikaAmes 02-29-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz


sounds great. my icq is 329 623 811

i'll be around later in the afternoon tomorrow.:)

hey you should think about entering the Ms GFY contest. that would be phenomonal promotion for you as well. post a couple of pics and you'll have everyone drooling here

Cool beans man! I will have you the goods tomorrow afternoon-ish. I already entered the contest w/pic!:)

Thank you again for everything!!!

MrIzzz 02-29-2004 02:21 AM

cool arika:glugglug

its nice to have ya posting on gfy

Xplicit 10-29-2005 02:38 PM

Yeah totally.

bopha 10-29-2005 03:55 PM

Actually, Hiccups are a muscle spasm. You can get rid of them quickly by putting a cold can of soda (or something cold) on the side of your throat.

My dad had hiccups for 3 weeks once. They finally gave him Xanax. That works too.

wtfent 10-29-2005 05:44 PM

Peanut Butter always does the trick. :thumbsup

broke 10-29-2005 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xplicit
Yeah totally.

You're an asshat -- feel good about the "bump"?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that Arika doesn't still have hiccips from 02-29-2004, 02:11 AM.

VicD 10-29-2005 06:23 PM

hold your breath for 10 seconds, repeat it 3 times

PixeLs 10-29-2005 07:06 PM

I've heard drinking a glass of water 7 times well help.


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