The Big Dick Joke Thread - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 05:49 PM

My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

sonofsam · 09-26-2005, 05:50 PM

My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.

My dick is so big, Florida had to measure it twice. <--- hahahhahaha

aico · 09-26-2005, 05:53 PM

My dick is just the right size, that girls love to get fucked by it.

Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

My dick is just the right size, that girls love to get fucked by it.

That sounds like something a guy with a little dick would say

This isn't the "dick size self justification thread" it's the "big dick joke thread"
Let's stick to jokes ok?

sonofsam · 09-26-2005, 05:55 PM

My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Veitnam and can still drive a manual.
My dick is so big, The LAPD used it to beat Rodney King.
My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
My dick is so big it stormed the beach at Normandy. <-- haha wtf?
My dick is so big, It gets drunk and whips me out
My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.

aico · 09-26-2005, 05:57 PM

My dick is so big I got a tattoo on it that says "My dick is just the right size that girls love to get fucked by it".

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-26-2005, 05:58 PM

My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.

My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.

My dick is so big, the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country.

My dick is so big, the man always be tryin? to keep it down.

My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.

My dick is so big, I entered a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

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Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 05:59 PM

My dick is so big it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

sonofsam · 09-26-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

My dick is so big I got a tattoo on it that says "My dick is just the right size that girls love to get fucked by it".

in size 0.001 font

aico · 09-26-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

in size 0.001 font

lol

Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

in size 0.001 font

PWN3D

OTerror · 09-26-2005, 06:09 PM

Not funny?

MandyBlake · 09-26-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

but the real question is....is this true?

sonofsam · 09-26-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OTerror

Not funny?

Lighten up?

Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

but the real question is....is this true?

Nahhh, you know I only have 2 inches.
1 1/2 when it's cold outside.

Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

My dick is so big I got a tattoo on it that says "My dick is just the right size that girls love to get fucked by it".

That reminds me of another joke.

A guy gets drunk one night and decides to get the word "women" tattooed on his dick. When he was hard you could see the word "women" but when flaccid you could only see the W and N.

He goes to Jamaica for vacation and is walking along a nude beach when he notices a local with "WN" tatooed on his flaccid penis.
He says "Oh, it looks like you have "women" tattooed on your penis as well" and the local says, "No, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica Mon'"

Nismo · 09-26-2005, 06:20 PM

my dick is so big they made a thread about it on gfy

my dick is so big, that it is pretty big by negro standards.

aico · 09-26-2005, 06:29 PM

My dick is so big that when I get hard, the Mars Land Rover loses power...

MandyBlake · 09-26-2005, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Nahhh, you know I only have 2 inches.
1 1/2 when it's cold outside.

oh yeah that's right. silly me!

pornguy · 09-26-2005, 07:03 PM

My dick is so big, that I get an erection, and pass out.

No really!!!

PixeLs · 09-26-2005, 07:08 PM

Thanks for my dick; I just hit a homerun this morning.

Deepai · 09-26-2005, 07:25 PM

My dick is fatter than your mom. Seriously, ask her.

Tom_PM · 09-26-2005, 07:28 PM

My joke is so big, it's no dick.

xNetworx · 09-26-2005, 07:28 PM

I'm part British, part Russian, and African from my waist to my knees.

Nismo · 09-26-2005, 07:37 PM

my dick is so big, it's going to take over my business when i die.

Kard63 · 09-26-2005, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

My dick is so big I got a tattoo on it that says "My dick is just the right size that girls love to get fucked by it".

stupid mother fucker

Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 10:00 PM

My dick is so big the city had to carve out a tunnel so traffic could get through

MandyBlake · 09-26-2005, 10:02 PM

my dick is so big i can barely fuck a black hole!

(if i had a dick)
hows that? lol

Snake Doctor · 09-26-2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

my dick is so big i can barely fuck a black hole!

(if i had a dick)
hows that? lol

No you should say "My pussy is so big that even light can't escape"

MandyBlake · 09-26-2005, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

No you should say "My pussy is so big that even light can't escape"

but its not big...lol

gornyhuy · 09-26-2005, 10:06 PM

My dick is so big I can fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her mouth without pulling out.

MandyBlake · 09-26-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy

My dick is so big I can fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her mouth without pulling out.

icky lol

Snake Doctor · 09-27-2005, 08:24 AM

My dick is so big it's in the other room making us drinks

je_rome · 09-27-2005, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

That reminds me of another joke.

A guy gets drunk one night and decides to get the word "women" tattooed on his dick. When he was hard you could see the word "women" but when flaccid you could only see the W and N.

He goes to Jamaica for vacation and is walking along a nude beach when he notices a local with "WN" tatooed on his flaccid penis.
He says "Oh, it looks like you have "women" tattooed on your penis as well" and the local says, "No, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica Mon'"

this is very funny.

09-26-2005, 05:49 PM	#1
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09-27-2005, 08:24 AM	#33
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