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My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Veitnam and can still drive a manual.
My dick is so big, The LAPD used it to beat Rodney King.
My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
My dick is so big it stormed the beach at Normandy. <-- haha wtf?
My dick is so big, It gets drunk and whips me out
My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.
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I like turtles.
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