The Big Dick Joke Thread
 

My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

My dick is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.

My dick is so big, Florida had to measure it twice. <--- hahahhahaha

My dick is just the right size, that girls love to get fucked by it. :thumbsup

That sounds like something a guy with a little dick would say :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This isn't the "dick size self justification thread" it's the "big dick joke thread"
Let's stick to jokes ok?

My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Veitnam and can still drive a manual.
My dick is so big, The LAPD used it to beat Rodney King.
My dick is so big, I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss.
My dick is so big it stormed the beach at Normandy. <-- haha wtf?
My dick is so big, It gets drunk and whips me out
My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.

My dick is so big I got a tattoo on it that says "My dick is just the right size that girls love to get fucked by it".

My dick is so big, I run three-legged races by myself.

My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.

My dick is so big, the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country.

My dick is so big, the man always be tryin? to keep it down.

My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.

My dick is so big, I entered a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third.

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My dick is so big it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

in size 0.001 font :1orglaugh :winkwink:

lol
:thumbsup

PWN3D :thumbsup

Not funny?

but the real question is....is this true? :)

Lighten up?

Nahhh, you know I only have 2 inches.
1 1/2 when it's cold outside. :helpme

That reminds me of another joke.

A guy gets drunk one night and decides to get the word "women" tattooed on his dick. When he was hard you could see the word "women" but when flaccid you could only see the W and N.

He goes to Jamaica for vacation and is walking along a nude beach when he notices a local with "WN" tatooed on his flaccid penis.
He says "Oh, it looks like you have "women" tattooed on your penis as well" and the local says, "No, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica Mon'"

my dick is so big they made a thread about it on gfy

my dick is so big, that it is pretty big by negro standards.

My dick is so big that when I get hard, the Mars Land Rover loses power...

oh yeah that's right. silly me! :)

My dick is so big, that I get an erection, and pass out.

No really!!!

Thanks for my dick; I just hit a homerun this morning. :)

My dick is fatter than your mom. Seriously, ask her.

My joke is so big, it's no dick.

I'm part British, part Russian, and African from my waist to my knees.

my dick is so big, it's going to take over my business when i die.

stupid mother fucker

My dick is so big the city had to carve out a tunnel so traffic could get through

my dick is so big i can barely fuck a black hole!

(if i had a dick)
hows that? lol

No you should say "My pussy is so big that even light can't escape"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

but its not big...lol

My dick is so big I can fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her mouth without pulling out.

icky lol

My dick is so big it's in the other room making us drinks

this is very funny. :thumbsup