Originally Posted by Lenny2

That reminds me of another joke.

A guy gets drunk one night and decides to get the word "women" tattooed on his dick. When he was hard you could see the word "women" but when flaccid you could only see the W and N.

He goes to Jamaica for vacation and is walking along a nude beach when he notices a local with "WN" tatooed on his flaccid penis.
He says "Oh, it looks like you have "women" tattooed on your penis as well" and the local says, "No, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica Mon'"