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Originally Posted by aico
My dick is so big I got a tattoo on it that says "My dick is just the right size that girls love to get fucked by it".
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That reminds me of another joke.
A guy gets drunk one night and decides to get the word "women" tattooed on his dick. When he was hard you could see the word "women" but when flaccid you could only see the W and N.
He goes to Jamaica for vacation and is walking along a nude beach when he notices a local with "WN" tatooed on his flaccid penis.
He says "Oh, it looks like you have "women" tattooed on your penis as well" and the local says, "No, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica Mon'"