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Old 09-23-2005, 04:57 AM   #1
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Jimthefiend goes to jail.

Earlier this week I had the wonderful experience of spending 12 hours in the Monroe County Indiana jail.


Here is what happened:




I was sitting in a local bar, the "Video Saloon" with two of my models, kicking back and having a few drinks after a shoot. It was like midnight or so and we were all three pretty tanked.

I get up to go piss and when I return some moron, lets call him "Hank" has sat down at our table and is pretty busy chatting up the girls. He looks like hes drank a gallon of whiskey and THEY look like Jesus has miraculously turned their margaritas into cat piss.

I swear to God I tried to be polite. I sat down and did my best to get rid of him without drama. He fucking STUNK. Not just like booze, but like unwashed redneck ass.

I gave it about two minutes and then finally asked him to leave. He was at first, reasonable and got up and started to walk away. We were all three relieved.

I dunno what went through his whiskey addled brain but he turned around and started to get shitty.

It all just went downhill from there.

To make a long story short, we exchanged a few insults and profanities.

I think the comment I made about him needing to go stand under a fire hydrant upset him.


He SPAT on me.


So, I, being the gentle teddy bear I am; broke his fucking nose. I mean BROKE it hardcore. It like splattered and shit.


We were both arrested for battery, D felonies. His was "assault with bodily fluid".

In this jurisdiction you have to stay in jail for 12 hours on a battery charge wether you have bail or not. I did, and the girls picked me up at noon or so the next day.

Soon after I had gotten to jail, they dropped mine to an A misdemeanor, then when I went to court the next day and saw my paperwork they had reduced it again to a B misdemeanor.

When my Lawyer entered a plea of Not Guilty the prosecutor dismissed the charges and I walked.

As far as I know "Hank" is still sitting there because he was on the docket with me and has a bail reduction hearing next week.




Moral: Always carry at LEAST a grand of cash in case you have to bail out, and ALWAYS show up to court with a lawyer. When attempting to break a nose, hit it square on.




Flame away.
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:02 AM   #2
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Thats what you get for visiting trailer trash shitholes, ya hick.
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:03 AM   #3
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Thats what you get for visiting trailer trash shitholes, ya hick.

It's mainly a college bar you fucking cretin.


But thanks for playing.
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It's mainly a college bar you fucking creting.
Creting ?

Where did you pull that out of, ... your ass?
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oh i thought they would have sent you to jail cause of ******************** cause your website is so shitty. anyone would be executed for crap like that.
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:07 AM   #7
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If you go to college bars, you're an idiot.

In places where i chill, you wouldn't even get past face control.
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oh i thought they would have sent you to jail cause of ******************** cause your website is so shitty. anyone would be executed for crap like that.



Come over here and spit on me.
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:12 AM   #9
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Creting ?

Where did you pull that out of, ... your ass?
I think he meant Cretin

wich in french means idiot or anything similar to that.
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How bout I just make you and your 20 some worthless trolling posts go away?




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Old 09-23-2005, 05:13 AM   #11
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:16 AM   #12
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How bout I just make you and your 20 some worthless trolling posts go away?




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you = loser
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Put yourself in stupid positions and thats what happens.

Were you trying to be cool sitting around with the hired whores?
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:21 AM   #14
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Put yourself in stupid positions and thats what happens.

Were you trying to be cool sitting around with the hired whores?


I think I'll just start putting anyone with less than a month here, and less than 30 posts on ignore.
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Come over here and spit on me.
i would do more than that, i would shit down your throat.

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Old 09-23-2005, 05:23 AM   #16
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thats the mentality that sent you to jail in the first place.

Your a deluded fool if you think post counts matter worth a damn.

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You need to get back on your meds there buddy. You have some issues that a heavy dose of thorazine would help you get a little control over.

LOL carry on Mr. Keyboard Killer.
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Well at least you went to jail for a good cause!
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:06 AM   #19
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Well at least you went to jail for a good cause!
Agreed.


Heres a good example of why Loryn is so fucking cool:


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well if anyone spits on me GAME FUCKING ON"



fuckin' aye, EXACTLY.
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that stupid fucking drunk hick is gonna be picking his nose with a pair of tweezers for the next two months.

that makes me just happy.
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Earlier this week I had the wonderful experience of spending 12 hours in the Monroe County Indiana jail.


Here is what happened:




I was sitting in a local bar, the "Video Saloon" with two of my models, kicking back and having a few drinks after a shoot. It was like midnight or so and we were all three pretty tanked.

I get up to go piss and when I return some moron, lets call him "Hank" has sat down at our table and is pretty busy chatting up the girls. He looks like hes drank a gallon of whiskey and THEY look like Jesus has miraculously turned their margaritas into cat piss.

I swear to God I tried to be polite. I sat down and did my best to get rid of him without drama. He fucking STUNK. Not just like booze, but like unwashed redneck ass.

I gave it about two minutes and then finally asked him to leave. He was at first, reasonable and got up and started to walk away. We were all three relieved.

I dunno what went through his whiskey addled brain but he turned around and started to get shitty.

It all just went downhill from there.

To make a long story short, we exchanged a few insults and profanities.

I think the comment I made about him needing to go stand under a fire hydrant upset him.


He SPAT on me.


So, I, being the gentle teddy bear I am; broke his fucking nose. I mean BROKE it hardcore. It like splattered and shit.


We were both arrested for battery, D felonies. His was "assault with bodily fluid".

In this jurisdiction you have to stay in jail for 12 hours on a battery charge wether you have bail or not. I did, and the girls picked me up at noon or so the next day.

Soon after I had gotten to jail, they dropped mine to an A misdemeanor, then when I went to court the next day and saw my paperwork they had reduced it again to a B misdemeanor.

When my Lawyer entered a plea of Not Guilty the prosecutor dismissed the charges and I walked.

As far as I know "Hank" is still sitting there because he was on the docket with me and has a bail reduction hearing next week.




Moral: Always carry at LEAST a grand of cash in case you have to bail out, and ALWAYS show up to court with a lawyer. When attempting to break a nose, hit it square on.




Flame away.

you're a
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holy fuck. Your hand sore? I would imagine breaking someone's nose must hurt
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holy fuck. Your hand sore? I would imagine breaking someone's nose must hurt
Nope.



Not even stiff. Cartilage is frail, and easy to rape if you hit it right.




I was in the Army for a bit.
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Agreed.


Heres a good example of why Loryn is so fucking cool:


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well if anyone spits on me GAME FUCKING ON"



fuckin' aye, EXACTLY.


Here's the rest:
Loryn (9:58 AM) :
I can handle a push or whatever put if you SPIT your nasty fucking mouth shit on me
Loryn (9:58 AM) :
If I can't kill you I will get the guy next to me to kill you haha
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my, you're such a tough guy for an attention whore.

did you post this because your 'my mother got raped by a coon' thread only got 7 views and no replies? Do you think you're getting paid for this or something?
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my, you're such a tough guy for an attention whore.

did you post this because your 'my mother got raped by a coon' thread only got 7 views and no replies? Do you think you're getting paid for this or something?

Put down the bong faggot. I posted THIS thread at like 7 am. I started the coon one like 20 minutes ago.



LOL you are such a fucking newb.



I dunno why I even bother. I think I'll iggy you and talk to someone with some sense.
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Here's the rest:
Loryn (9:58 AM) :
I can handle a push or whatever put if you SPIT your nasty fucking mouth shit on me
Loryn (9:58 AM) :
If I can't kill you I will get the guy next to me to kill you haha



Speaking of people with sense...
Hey Princess


Loryn is the Terminator, and I would drink her bathwater.


VERY POLITELY.
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Put down the bong faggot. I posted THIS thread at like 7 am. I started the coon one like 20 minutes ago.



LOL you are such a fucking newb.



I dunno why I even bother. I think I'll iggy you and talk to someone with some sense.
yeah I'm a newbie

Moron. Hey as far as I can tell your site consists of you buying cam shows all day, complaining about the girls and taking screencaps of guy's dicks so you can post them up on your site. Am I missing something?

Loren, is this your paragon of Republican manhood? A broke fucking loser with a shitty non-paying site and a shittier attitude?
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Flame away.
No flame here...the guy deserved it...
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Am I missing something?


yeah you are actually. like around 25 websites. lmfao.



smoke another one dude. go fondle your x-box, it misses you



bwahahahah this is too fucking funny







i love me, i am so fucking cool heheh
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http://www.********************/fispq/sub2/if31.htm

35 minutes of looking at a guy's dick and bent over, spread open asshole.

So how much did you make for this one?
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yeah I'm a newbie

Moron. Hey as far as I can tell your site consists of you buying cam shows all day, complaining about the girls and taking screencaps of guy's dicks so you can post them up on your site. Am I missing something?

Loren, is this your paragon of Republican manhood? A broke fucking loser with a shitty non-paying site and a shittier attitude?
Unlike libs I am not judgmental. I don't dislike someone because they look different or think different from me. I am open minded. Not liberal open minded to one point of view, their own, but to everyone!

Now kindly stick to the subject at hand! Thank you!
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Unlike libs I am not judgmental. I don't dislike someone because they look different or think different from me. I am open minded. Not liberal open minded to one point of view, their own, but to everyone!

Now kindly stick to the subject at hand! Thank you!
yeah that's why you repubs are so well-known for loving gays, atheists, and black people
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Jim - we really need to go drinking together sometime. No politics talk allowed and it would be a good time. for teaching the drunk idiot a lesson.

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Yo, Dick I mean Dig...


You keep being a snotty little twat, I can be cool and write all that off to the fact that youre prolly a 27 year old morbidly obese virgin whose sex life consists of excessive masturbation to newsgroup porn and rented she-male vhs tapes.


Thats ok, I respect that.



What I simply CANNOT excuse is the salient fact that you run your mouth alot... and I do mean ALOT about shit you are clueless about.


Which is pretty fucking typical of the "Left". imho



We are arguing in what is essentially a BUSINESS forum, and the end result of BUSINESS should be success.


So, let's get it on.


I do well. VERY WELL. Let's compare.


Ok, I'm a Republican who works in Adult. I dont think those two things are mutually exclusive and if your little brain wasnt so atrophied by marijuana abuse, and if you werent so filled with angst about how to pay your cable bill this month; then maybe you would understand.



SO you just called me what? A "broke loser"?



Grab your digital camera (you DO have one right?) and lets start simple.



I'm gonna run out to get beer. When I get back I'd dearly love to see a pic of your tv... With an "I hate jimthefiend" sign dangling off of it.


Then we can start on cars and pcs and welcome mats and such.





Back in 20 and I wannna see results you mouthy hippy faggot.



Smooch.
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yeah that's why you repubs are so well-known for loving gays, atheists, and black people

Ohhh boy... here we go. Someone got their little feelers hurt.
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Oh and it's LORYN not LOREN you ignorant fucking broke dick surfer punk.



Show some respect and spell names correctly.
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Don't be an idiot. Wait, what am I saying? It's waaaay too late for that lol..

I doubt you make my weekly take in 6 months, and if you were smart enough to ask somebody you'd know that before you made that post.

Now go find some more dick pics so you can pretend you're laughing at them while you jerk off
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Quit seeing what you believe and start believing what you see! You will realize very fast that your statement above is WAY WAY off.
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Oh and it's LORYN not LOREN you ignorant fucking broke dick surfer punk.



Show some respect and spell names correctly.
put down the crack pipe son, stop staring at dicks all day and maybe you won't have to beg for donations, richie rich

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He fucking STUNK. Not just like booze, but like unwashed redneck ass.


"unwashed redneck ass."
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Quit seeing what you believe and start believing what you see! You will realize very fast that your statement above is WAY WAY off.
umm yeah... we dems are totally bigoted racists. That's why we're so popular in the deep south and hated in Berkeley
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Moral: Always carry at LEAST a grand of cash in case you have to bail out, and ALWAYS show up to court with a lawyer. When attempting to break a nose, hit it square on.
Um...I don't know where you're from, but they dont let you bail yourself here in the mid-atlantic usa area.
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Old 09-23-2005, 10:56 AM   #47
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umm yeah... we dems are totally bigoted racists. That's why we're so popular in the deep south and hated in Berkeley
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:01 AM   #49
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Um...I don't know where you're from, but they dont let you bail yourself here in the mid-atlantic usa area.
i have been in jail in three states, and every state let me bail myself out, it is pretty common
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how many gerrymandered congressional districts, disenfranchised black voters, David Dukes, unmarried gays, 10 commandments signs, Pat Robertsons, and raped women forced to carry babies to term must you see before you realize you belong to the party of idiots, racists and misogynists?
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