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When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
Little things but so annoying.....whats your?
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jscizzle
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slow drivers hanging in the left lane on highways
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I was up in northern bc this week and i asked the guy at the gas station how to get to vancouver from there...
and he was like "do you want to fast way or the other way?" ....GEE.. give me the long route please... wtf?
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man some people do not deserve to be on this planet!
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in most bus stations i think different buses come. so the guy can assume maybe you're waiting for bus A which didn't come yet, but bus B (which is the bus he's waiting for) has already came and you saw it come by. so his question is 100% legitimate. Q.E.D
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jscizzle
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still tho, if you're out waiting for a bus you're probably not in the best mood anyways
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"alexg" this is a busstation for 1 bus line! But in other way you are totally right1
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For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Riding the bus is so depressing. Sorry about your situation.
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Is on the 1
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The return line at Home Depot... Its always a clusterfuck
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Here some popular ones:
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
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For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor?
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I know this one girl that said she could not fax her id to a bank because if she did she would not have a copy.
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hahaah LOL
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salad tossing sig guy
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idiots spamming their free host on gfy..
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Girls who say they "Squirt."
It's all just piss. I've filmed my share of "Squirt" girls. When it comes out of the piss hole. It's urine. Had one hahahaha piss all over my couch. I was NOT amused. |
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I help you SUCCEED
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Jackasses who speed up behind you after you've turn on your blinkers indicating you want to change lanes to their lane.
Primordial territorial mentality? Or just a zero-sum game mentality when it comes to driving? |
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women driving
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banners with sound on GFY
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there's no $$$ in porn
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people who change the colors @ GFY.
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HAHAH 2 funny
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religion in the government
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sex is good
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The list of what annoys me is to damn long to post.
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Choice is an Illusion
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People who take their rights for granted..
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People who make appointments and then just don't turn up for them.
Here's to you you fucking selfish motherfucking time wasting inconsiderate assholes!!!!!!! |
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Just call me Tala! :)
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: TECHIEMEDIA - the only host you'll ever need! (Did I mention that their techs ROCK?? Ask me about them.)
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Ignorance by choice. God i hate that. That's probably the number one way to piss me off.
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You guys are on a roll.....:P
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I think what doesnt piss you off would be a shorter list for me.
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that's an easy way to piss you off? guys you should relax..there are worse things
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Tomorrow is another day. |
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Will everyone please review my newest site?
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then still it makes 100% sesne , the dude prolly means , did you just miss the buss and are you now waiting for the next one ? this happens when you arrive just in time , and you wonder wether you just missed the bus or not if someone is there , that person could just have been in the situation where he saw the bus pass and is waiting for the next one thus making the bus question perfectly valid and btw, how come you dont have a car ? ![]() |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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I had to get in on this, the one thing that makes me fume is fucking automated answering services, I didn't use to have a touch tone phone and had no way of speaking to a member of customer services. Also I hate waiting more than a few minutes to speak to someone, especially when I am trying to sort out a problem with their gas/ water/ phone supply!
Now they have automated fucking dialers that call you to offer services but when you answer the line is dead, to many outgoing calls and not enough people to deal with the calls! I mean WTF! |
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Will everyone please review my newest site?
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its called thinking ahead of yourself, you dont want to stand up every time you want to change the channel, the way you put it you would have to do that , smart people will look for the remote as they know they are going to be zapping through channels, watching a program for maybe a minute and then changing channel , its not fun to everytime standup to do so because you were too stupid to look for the remote Quote:
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this one again is soo stupid , you start looking at certain places , the places you look first just arent it , Quote:
sometimes people would ask that , and you would go "hmm , what ? no nothing happened" Quote:
this is what we call marketing , being a webmaster you should know what it is Quote:
well, in this case it makes perfectly sense for the policofficer to ask this all he want to know is wether you realise you were breaking the law or not Quote:
this one is too cliche to even talk about , life is short for the simple fact that there are soo many things to be done one liftetime is just not enought to experience everything you want to experience Quote:
its called courtesy do you prefer someone asking , "bitch give me a piece of paper" like you owe him something ? I dont think that person would be getting a piece of paper |
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My boyfriend always ask me anything and that's really annoying...
who's Im with, where did I slept, what did I ate, what time I came home, what did I do, do you have cash now?, blah blah blah blah... he's really really sucks... and I will dump him now, I meant it! |
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people who say everything was better when there used to be a communist regime here
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HAAHAH "Ray Nagin" your ROCK!
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Waking me up halfway on my sleep; that's the most annoying thing for me.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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ignorance is my main pet peeve, so many fucking ignorant people around lately.
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Lazy people annoys me alot. they are just wasting their time.
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True too many anoying people arround!!
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i hate when people tell me not to worry when i am pissed off and i hate people who never keep their promises.
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Spyware that fucks up my pc
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everything
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suites the name "drama"
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