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Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
Here some popular ones:
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none of them are really valid, let me go through them for you,
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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its perfectly normal for people to do that, just like people would give a thumbsup when you do something good, or a middle finger when they want you to piss off, people will point at their wrist for asking the time ,
we call those handsigns and they are perfectly acceptable in most cultures
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People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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its called thinking ahead of yourself, you dont want to stand up every time you want to change the channel, the way you put it you would have to do that , smart people will look for the remote as they know they are going to be zapping through channels, watching a program for maybe a minute and then changing channel , its not fun to everytime standup to do so because you were too stupid to look for the remote
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
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that one actually is valid
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When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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this one again is soo stupid , you start looking at certain places , the places you look first just arent it ,
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When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
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here people mean did that also grab you as being akward , thrilling or whatever , here people just want to know wether you too saw that as not the average part of the movie but perhaps something "special"
sometimes people would ask that , and you would go "hmm , what ? no nothing happened"
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When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
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this is what we call marketing , being a webmaster you should know what it is
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When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.
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well, in this case it makes perfectly sense for the policofficer to ask this
all he want to know is wether you realise you were breaking the law or not
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When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
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this one is too cliche to even talk about , life is short for the simple fact that there are soo many things to be done
one liftetime is just not enought to experience everything you want to experience
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When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
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its called courtesy
do you prefer someone asking , "bitch give me a piece of paper" like you owe him something ? I dont think that person would be getting a piece of paper