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THAREALROGER 09-17-2005 04:32 PM

What Annoys you?
 
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

Little things but so annoying.....whats your?

jscott 09-17-2005 04:33 PM

slow drivers hanging in the left lane on highways :mad:

sonofsam 09-17-2005 04:33 PM

I was up in northern bc this week and i asked the guy at the gas station how to get to vancouver from there...

and he was like "do you want to fast way or the other way?"

....GEE.. give me the long route please... wtf?

jscott 09-17-2005 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
I was up in northern bc this week and i asked the guy at the gas station how to get to vancouver from there...

and he was like "do you want to fast way or the other way?"

....GEE.. give me the long route please... wtf?

lol what a dick!

THAREALROGER 09-17-2005 04:36 PM

man some people do not deserve to be on this planet!

alexg 09-17-2005 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

not quite,

in most bus stations i think different buses come.

so the guy can assume maybe you're waiting for bus A which didn't come yet, but bus B (which is the bus he's waiting for) has already came and you saw it come by.

so his question is 100% legitimate.

Q.E.D

jscott 09-17-2005 04:39 PM

still tho, if you're out waiting for a bus you're probably not in the best mood anyways

THAREALROGER 09-17-2005 04:42 PM

"alexg" this is a busstation for 1 bus line! But in other way you are totally right1

alexg 09-17-2005 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
"alexg" this is a busstation for 1 bus line! But in other way you are totally right1

k with one bus only this would be a really dumb question to ask

Alleged Indecent Exposure 09-17-2005 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

Little things but so annoying.....whats your?


Riding the bus is so depressing. Sorry about your situation.

Herb Kornfield 09-17-2005 04:50 PM

The return line at Home Depot... Its always a clusterfuck

THAREALROGER 09-17-2005 04:51 PM

Here some popular ones:

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

Alleged Indecent Exposure 09-17-2005 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
Here some popular ones:

WOW! You were ready for your own question!

jukeboxfrank 09-17-2005 06:26 PM

I know this one girl that said she could not fax her id to a bank because if she did she would not have a copy.

THAREALROGER 09-18-2005 03:20 AM

hahaah LOL

gangbangjoe 09-18-2005 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott
slow drivers hanging in the left lane on highways :mad:


ding ding ding we have a winner

Manowar 09-18-2005 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
I was up in northern bc this week and i asked the guy at the gas station how to get to vancouver from there...

and he was like "do you want to fast way or the other way?"

....GEE.. give me the long route please... wtf?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mrthumbs 09-18-2005 03:53 AM

idiots spamming their free host on gfy..

MetroPornTour 09-18-2005 04:18 AM

Girls who say they "Squirt."

It's all just piss. I've filmed my share of "Squirt" girls. When it comes out of the piss hole. It's urine.

Had one hahahaha piss all over my couch. I was NOT amused.

$5 submissions 09-18-2005 04:22 AM

Jackasses who speed up behind you after you've turn on your blinkers indicating you want to change lanes to their lane.

Primordial territorial mentality? Or just a zero-sum game mentality when it comes to driving?

BabeHunter 09-18-2005 04:28 AM

women driving

Jay_StandAhead 09-18-2005 04:29 AM

banners with sound on GFY

u-Bob 09-18-2005 04:42 AM

people who change the colors @ GFY.

THAREALROGER 09-18-2005 06:50 AM

HAHAH 2 funny

Waveu6410 09-18-2005 06:58 AM

religion in the government :mad:

cool1 09-18-2005 07:02 AM

The list of what annoys me is to damn long to post.

Hornydog4cooter 09-18-2005 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

Little things but so annoying.....whats your?

What annoys me are the asshole who are waiting for the bus and stops the whole fuckin right lane :mad:

Barefootsies 09-18-2005 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
Here some popular ones:

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

All classics used by comedians.

:pimp

Redrob 09-18-2005 09:53 AM

People who take their rights for granted..

imageman 09-18-2005 10:03 AM

People who make appointments and then just don't turn up for them.
Here's to you you fucking selfish motherfucking time wasting inconsiderate assholes!!!!!!!

poppet 09-18-2005 10:21 AM

Ignorance by choice. God i hate that. That's probably the number one way to piss me off.

THAREALROGER 09-18-2005 11:20 AM

You guys are on a roll.....:P

Lee 09-18-2005 01:31 PM

I think what doesnt piss you off would be a shorter list for me.

tranza 09-18-2005 03:27 PM

that's an easy way to piss you off? guys you should relax..there are worse things

tf9901 09-18-2005 03:41 PM

:1orglaugh :mad: . .

Ray Nagin 09-18-2005 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
"alexg" this is a busstation for 1 bus line! But in other way you are totally right1



then still it makes 100% sesne , the dude prolly means , did you just miss the buss and are you now waiting for the next one ?

this happens when you arrive just in time , and you wonder wether you just missed the bus or not

if someone is there , that person could just have been in the situation where he saw the bus pass and is waiting for the next one

thus making the bus question perfectly valid


and btw, how come you dont have a car ? :pimp

nexcom28 09-18-2005 03:53 PM

I had to get in on this, the one thing that makes me fume is fucking automated answering services, I didn't use to have a touch tone phone and had no way of speaking to a member of customer services. Also I hate waiting more than a few minutes to speak to someone, especially when I am trying to sort out a problem with their gas/ water/ phone supply!

Now they have automated fucking dialers that call you to offer services but when you answer the line is dead, to many outgoing calls and not enough people to deal with the calls! I mean WTF!

Ray Nagin 09-18-2005 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
Here some popular ones:

none of them are really valid, let me go through them for you,

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

its perfectly normal for people to do that, just like people would give a thumbsup when you do something good, or a middle finger when they want you to piss off, people will point at their wrist for asking the time ,

we call those handsigns and they are perfectly acceptable in most cultures



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Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


its called thinking ahead of yourself, you dont want to stand up every time you want to change the channel, the way you put it you would have to do that , smart people will look for the remote as they know they are going to be zapping through channels, watching a program for maybe a minute and then changing channel , its not fun to everytime standup to do so because you were too stupid to look for the remote


Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


that one actually is valid


Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


this one again is soo stupid , you start looking at certain places , the places you look first just arent it ,


Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

here people mean did that also grab you as being akward , thrilling or whatever , here people just want to know wether you too saw that as not the average part of the movie but perhaps something "special"

sometimes people would ask that , and you would go "hmm , what ? no nothing happened"



Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


this is what we call marketing , being a webmaster you should know what it is

Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.


well, in this case it makes perfectly sense for the policofficer to ask this

all he want to know is wether you realise you were breaking the law or not



Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?


this one is too cliche to even talk about , life is short for the simple fact that there are soo many things to be done

one liftetime is just not enought to experience everything you want to experience


Quote:

Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!


its called courtesy

do you prefer someone asking , "bitch give me a piece of paper" like you owe him something ? I dont think that person would be getting a piece of paper

tristan_D 09-19-2005 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by THAREALROGER
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

Little things but so annoying.....whats your?

I hate it while waiting for the bus when people ask me if I have seen this certain type of vehicle that have passed by or something. Damn, I am not paid to keep track of the vehicles passing by! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Stacey_JoinRightNow 09-19-2005 01:58 AM

My boyfriend always ask me anything and that's really annoying...

who's Im with, where did I slept, what did I ate, what time I came home, what did I do, do you have cash now?, blah blah blah blah...
he's really really sucks...
and I will dump him now, I meant it!

Miss Vlasta 09-19-2005 02:08 AM

people who say everything was better when there used to be a communist regime here :mad: :mad: :mad:

THAREALROGER 09-19-2005 02:55 AM

HAAHAH "Ray Nagin" your ROCK!

PixeLs 09-19-2005 03:23 AM

Waking me up halfway on my sleep; that's the most annoying thing for me.

Wiggles 09-19-2005 05:01 AM

ignorance is my main pet peeve, so many fucking ignorant people around lately.

reed_4 09-19-2005 06:22 AM

Lazy people annoys me alot. they are just wasting their time.

THAREALROGER 09-19-2005 07:07 AM

True too many anoying people arround!!

CherryLipsRosa 09-19-2005 10:18 AM

i hate when people tell me not to worry when i am pissed off and i hate people who never keep their promises.

EviLSuperstaR 09-19-2005 10:20 AM

Spyware that fucks up my pc

drama 09-19-2005 10:21 AM

everything

THAREALROGER 09-19-2005 10:27 AM

suites the name "drama"


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