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08-03-2005, 02:43 PM
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Adult Locals
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: West Coast
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The absolute best cancellation email ever
The best cancellation email I've recieved in the past 7 years- Please cancel my account because I am selling my computer
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08-03-2005, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: el lay, ca usa
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after the weird excuses i've gotten, that is a breath of fresh air :D
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Got Gay and For Women Traffic? 
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08-03-2005, 02:44 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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lol at least he's honest
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08-03-2005, 02:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Sunshine State
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People cancel?
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You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that.
Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale  email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464 |
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Adult Locals
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08-03-2005, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Cincinnati Ohio
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"Please cancel my membership I need money for groceries"
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08-03-2005, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Brisbane/Vancouver/SanFran
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hahaha...
you know you're a porn addict when...
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ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkey
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08-03-2005, 02:51 PM
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Location: couch
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Cancel only means they what you to offer them something else
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08-03-2005, 02:54 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.
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08-03-2005, 02:54 PM
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We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
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"Please cancel my account, my wife found out".
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08-03-2005, 02:56 PM
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Ryde or Die
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08-03-2005, 03:29 PM
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lol that an actual cancellation email?
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08-03-2005, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Southern CA
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lol those are funny
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08-03-2005, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Please cancel my account to nudedudes.com .........I recently attended a religious revival and I am no longer a homo.
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08-03-2005, 04:21 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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08-03-2005, 04:23 PM
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Location: Loveland, CO
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I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.
The note read something like: "Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request." I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.
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08-03-2005, 04:27 PM
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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08-03-2005, 06:22 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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08-03-2005, 06:25 PM
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Doing the grind since 99
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now that is funny.
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08-03-2005, 06:27 PM
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08-03-2005, 06:38 PM
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I need a beer
 
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It's true..I have no use for it anymore
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08-03-2005, 06:41 PM
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Strength and Honor
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08-03-2005, 06:50 PM
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GOO!
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This was a cancellation feedback email for www.bustyamateurboobs.com
"i like your site it one of the best--but i wanted a site that i could see some animal sex also--like dog --horse and other wild thing--i should be back later--maybe you could that also---0k"
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