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The absolute best cancellation email ever

08-03-2005, 01:43 PM

The best cancellation email I've recieved in the past 7 years- Please cancel my account because I am selling my computer
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08-03-2005, 01:44 PM

after the weird excuses i've gotten, that is a breath of fresh air :D

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08-03-2005, 01:44 PM

lol at least he's honest

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08-03-2005, 01:47 PM

People cancel?

You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that.
Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale

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08-03-2005, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by EroticySteve

People cancel?

I hate the word cancel
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08-03-2005, 01:49 PM

"Please cancel my membership I need money for groceries"
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08-03-2005, 01:50 PM

hahaha...
you know you're a porn addict when...

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08-03-2005, 01:51 PM

Cancel only means they what you to offer them something else
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08-03-2005, 01:54 PM

Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.

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08-03-2005, 01:54 PM

"Please cancel my account, my wife found out".
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08-03-2005, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.

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08-03-2005, 02:29 PM

lol that an actual cancellation email?

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08-03-2005, 02:44 PM

lol those are funny
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08-03-2005, 03:15 PM

Please cancel my account to nudedudes.com .........I recently attended a religious revival and I am no longer a homo.
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08-03-2005, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Downtime

lol that an actual cancellation email?

Mine is. I keep the real good ones.

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08-03-2005, 03:23 PM

I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

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08-03-2005, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Downtime

lol that an actual cancellation email?

Mine is. I keep the real good ones.

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08-03-2005, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by psili

I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

haha now that would be great to see

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08-03-2005, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by psili

I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

now that is funny.

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08-03-2005, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.

this is the best one :p

think it makes u feel good cause u really helped someone
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08-03-2005, 05:38 PM

It's true..I have no use for it anymore

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08-03-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by psili

I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

The wifey should give her hubby more love. Then she wouldnt have to catch him watching porn.

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08-03-2005, 05:50 PM

This was a cancellation feedback email for www.bustyamateurboobs.com

"i like your site it one of the best--but i wanted a site that i could see some animal sex also--like dog --horse and other wild thing--i should be back later--maybe you could that also---0k"

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