The absolute best cancellation email ever
 

The best cancellation email I've recieved in the past 7 years- Please cancel my account because I am selling my computer :1orglaugh

after the weird excuses i've gotten, that is a breath of fresh air :D

lol at least he's honest

People cancel?

I hate the word cancel :(

"Please cancel my membership I need money for groceries"

hahaha...
you know you're a porn addict when...

Cancel only means they what you to offer them something else

Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.

"Please cancel my account, my wife found out".

rofl :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol that an actual cancellation email?

lol those are funny

Please cancel my account to nudedudes.com .........I recently attended a religious revival and I am no longer a homo.

Mine is. I keep the real good ones.

I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

Mine is. I keep the real good ones.

haha now that would be great to see :)

:1orglaugh now that is funny.

this is the best one :p

think it makes u feel good cause u really helped someone

It's true..I have no use for it anymore :mad:

The wifey should give her hubby more love. Then she wouldnt have to catch him watching porn.

This was a cancellation feedback email for www.bustyamateurboobs.com

"i like your site it one of the best--but i wanted a site that i could see some animal sex also--like dog --horse and other wild thing--i should be back later--maybe you could that also---0k"