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axelcat 08-03-2005 02:43 PM

The absolute best cancellation email ever
 
The best cancellation email I've recieved in the past 7 years- Please cancel my account because I am selling my computer :1orglaugh

basschick 08-03-2005 02:44 PM

after the weird excuses i've gotten, that is a breath of fresh air :D

polish_aristocrat 08-03-2005 02:44 PM

lol at least he's honest

EroticySteve 08-03-2005 02:47 PM

People cancel?

axelcat 08-03-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve
People cancel?

I hate the word cancel :(

demented 08-03-2005 02:49 PM

"Please cancel my membership I need money for groceries"

JuiceMonkey 08-03-2005 02:50 PM

hahaha...
you know you're a porn addict when...

EZRhino 08-03-2005 02:51 PM

Cancel only means they what you to offer them something else

After Shock Media 08-03-2005 02:54 PM

Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.

NoCarrier 08-03-2005 02:54 PM

"Please cancel my account, my wife found out".

wdsguy 08-03-2005 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.



rofl :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Downtime 08-03-2005 03:29 PM

lol that an actual cancellation email?

Sparks 08-03-2005 03:44 PM

lol those are funny

JJ Gold 08-03-2005 04:15 PM

Please cancel my account to nudedudes.com .........I recently attended a religious revival and I am no longer a homo.

After Shock Media 08-03-2005 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
lol that an actual cancellation email?

Mine is. I keep the real good ones.

psili 08-03-2005 04:23 PM

I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

After Shock Media 08-03-2005 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime
lol that an actual cancellation email?

Mine is. I keep the real good ones.

Wiggles 08-03-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

haha now that would be great to see :)

Furious_Male 08-03-2005 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

:1orglaugh now that is funny.

Arowanna 08-03-2005 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Dear sirs,
Please cancel my subscription to your website as I no longer need your services since I have now got a girlfriend who will let me see her without any clothes on. I appreciate what you have done for me.

this is the best one :p

think it makes u feel good cause u really helped someone

Spunky 08-03-2005 06:38 PM

It's true..I have no use for it anymore :mad:

Dalai lama 08-03-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili
I had a customer email me regarding why he didn't have access to the site anymore. I checked his account status via the Epoch customer record screen and saw this note written by one of their support staff.

The note read something like:

"Marilyn (the wife) called asking what the Paycom.net charge on her credit card was. I canceled the account at her request."

I would have paid money to watch what happened when he got home that night.

The wifey should give her hubby more love. Then she wouldnt have to catch him watching porn.

kristin 08-03-2005 06:50 PM

This was a cancellation feedback email for www.bustyamateurboobs.com

"i like your site it one of the best--but i wanted a site that i could see some animal sex also--like dog --horse and other wild thing--i should be back later--maybe you could that also---0k"


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