What to do in a dog attack - GoFuckYourself.com

Iron Mike · 07-23-2005, 10:52 PM

So i was on google looking for a pic of dogshit.
Found this info i think is worth to share:

"... a quick, easy and safe way to make any dog let go of the victim:

If anyone is near, just get hold of the dog's hind legs, open them wide and the excruciating pain automatically opens the dog's mouth.

To stop the animal turning on the rescuer take two steps back and swing the dog around and around about 10 times.

The blood goes to its head and it becomes unconscious and throws it away."

But what to do if there's no one around?

Vlad · 07-23-2005, 10:55 PM

you better start panic....

wedouglas · 07-23-2005, 10:59 PM

id feel bad hurting a dog even if it attacked me. haha

im all for animal on human violence.

arial · 07-23-2005, 11:00 PM

If you're already being attacked you're suppose to let the dog bite on your fore arm then get a grip with your free hand on his bottom lip/jaw and then try to get a grip with your other hand on his upper lip (both inside his mouth) and rip his jaw apart.

llporter · 07-23-2005, 11:05 PM

I hate cockerspaniels! Got bit by one when I was 13

CDSmith · 07-23-2005, 11:12 PM

If you're NOT already being attacked,

stand your ground
stare straight into the dog's eyes
never look away
do not move or run away
keep staring, even if it's barking like a mental case at you
5, 10 minutes even, if that's what it takes

... but eventually every dog will look away first and become unsure of itself. Once that happens, you have exerted your dominance over it. Most dogs will quieten down once that happens, and you can slowly back away and leave.

I've done it several times in my life, worked every time.

chadglni · 07-23-2005, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

If you're NOT already being attacked,

stand your ground
stare straight into the dog's eyes
never look away
do not move or run away
keep staring, even if it's barking like a mental case at you
5, 10 minutes even, if that's what it takes

... but eventually every dog will look away first and become unsure of itself. Once that happens, you have exerted your dominance over it. Most dogs will quieten down once that happens, and you can slowly back away and leave.

I've done it several times in my life, worked every time.

Exactly. Almost all dogs will leave you alone when you aren't scared of them.

SinSational · 07-23-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by arial

If you're already being attacked you're suppose to let the dog bite on your fore arm then get a grip with your free hand on his bottom lip/jaw and then try to get a grip with your other hand on his upper lip (both inside his mouth) and rip his jaw apart.

good luck, maybe with some dogs. i was playing with my friends pitbull a few weekends ago. he went to re-adjust on the toy and bit right through my thumbnail like it was nothing. bled for a week. no way in hell i would ever stick my hands in the mouth of an attacking dog.

mardigras · 07-23-2005, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Mike

So i was on google looking for a pic of dogshit.

Why?

KRL · 07-24-2005, 12:05 AM

Yeh OK, swing open my legs big boy.

WarChild · 07-24-2005, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Mike

So i was on google looking for a pic of dogshit.
Found this info i think is worth to share:

"... a quick, easy and safe way to make any dog let go of the victim:

If anyone is near, just get hold of the dog's hind legs, open them wide and the excruciating pain automatically opens the dog's mouth.

To stop the animal turning on the rescuer take two steps back and swing the dog around and around about 10 times.

The blood goes to its head and it becomes unconscious and throws it away."

But what to do if there's no one around?

Bahahahahah this is the absolute funniest shit I've ever heard.

Good luck with this super ninja anti dog technique.

GirlV · 07-24-2005, 12:08 AM

Bite it back., Go for the jugular and give that bitch hell like you were fighting for your life (since you are)

Major (Tom) · 07-24-2005, 12:47 AM

take off your shirt wrap it around your forearm, let him grab your arm and then gouge his eyes or go for the throat. (eaiser said then done.. but a viable way.. ) DUke

Jayden · 07-24-2005, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GirlV

Go for the jugular

the jugular! (timone voice)

sonofsam · 07-24-2005, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Bahahahahah this is the absolute funniest shit I've ever heard.

Good luck with this super ninja anti dog technique.

hahah reminds me of when people say stupid shit like... alright.. if 4 guys were coming at me with knives. all i would do is grab this guys arm and do this, and then when this happened swing this guy around and do that etc etc etc

Vlad · 07-24-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Yeh OK, swing open my legs big boy.

yeah , no shit. google's technique that's what coming first in to my mind when I see such puppy ...

VeriSexy · 07-24-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Yeh OK, swing open my legs big boy.

I would piss my pants if that thing attacked me

assmunk · 07-24-2005, 03:43 AM

i was never sure about this one, BUT...lower your body to the level of the dog, dont get down on all fours :D, just crouch down while keeping eye contact. it will come as a surprise to him and won't know what to make of it and will usually back away. I was skeptical about this one, so i tried it a couple of times with dogs barking at me from behind fences...and guess what. they all quieted down and backed away(sometimes ran away as if i scared the piss out of them)...I'm not sure if this works when a dog wants to attack you (being at his level, you're giving him a perfect opportunity to bite you in the FACE...which is much worse than being bit in other body parts, except for your crotch), but give it a try with dogs behind fences and let me know....it's supposed to work.
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Antonio · 07-24-2005, 03:46 AM

I watched a documentary on that

If you find yourself cornered by an aggressive dog you're supposed to befriend him, for real, start talking to the dog in calm voice, do not SMILE at the dog - showing your teeth is a bad idea, after a while just slowly retreat

weaverguy · 07-24-2005, 04:59 AM

pretend you were picking a stone or anything that you would throw at it, most of the dogs are scared of it. but if still doesn't work, just really stare at it till it sets itself to submissive mode and remember, NEVER EVER RUN!

Shaddam IV · 07-24-2005, 05:08 AM

ram your thumb finger in its eye socket.

Wiggles · 07-24-2005, 05:41 AM

heres how to avoid getting eaten alive, it fucking works too, if its biting you, ram your fist into its mouth and as far down its throat as possible, when you do it prevents the dog from biting cause he's choking and can't bring his jaws together, (make sure you make a fist) eventually the dog will choke so bad he'll stop attacking and need a awhile to recover, then you take the fuck off.

infecto · 07-24-2005, 05:48 AM

Actually your supposed to never show fear while the dog is showing aggression towards you. Once you do your fucked and going to get bit.

marketsmart · 07-24-2005, 05:56 AM

I have heard that if you lick the dogs balls he will stop biting...

a1ka1ine · 07-24-2005, 05:56 AM

dogs can smell fear - like bees ive heard! :!

WoW! · 07-24-2005, 05:57 AM

I also read that if it's attacking, give up your forearm and then fall or roll onto your back, wrap your legs around the dogs body, push out with your arm if you can and squeeze for all you're worth with your legs. They claim you can squeeze the air out of them this way and in some cases, snap the spine.
no clue if it works

I'm always looking for ways to deal with dogs, on my bike i get the shit scared out of me by dogs out on country roads at least 3 or 4 times a year

I have a feeling that if was ME getting attacked, it wouldn't work out this way:
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=113660

BuggyG · 07-24-2005, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Iron Mike

So i was on google looking for a pic of dogshit.

ok.. but for all the replies and comments... I wonder.. how come no one noticed the beginning opf the post??? Now THAT is what we gotta ask ourselves... what would ya be doing looking for dogshit pics???

I guess to each their own!!

marketsmart · 07-24-2005, 06:16 AM

Gunni · 07-24-2005, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Mike

So i was on google looking for a pic of dogshit.
Found this info i think is worth to share:

"... a quick, easy and safe way to make any dog let go of the victim:

If anyone is near, just get hold of the dog's hind legs, open them wide and the excruciating pain automatically opens the dog's mouth.

To stop the animal turning on the rescuer take two steps back and swing the dog around and around about 10 times.

The blood goes to its head and it becomes unconscious and throws it away."

But what to do if there's no one around?

hehehehe, that's not going to work, grab any dog by the hind legs and he's not going to wait for you to take two steps backwards and start swinging him, he'll have your wrist broken in several places in a split second, specially a dog that is already in attack mode.

Also try swinging the Japanese Tosa around 10 times, they grow to be 240 punds! That's like 115 kilos, and they can attack relentlessly for about 20 minutes with our getting tierd

and that's just a baby puppy...

J-$ · 07-24-2005, 07:55 AM

i say you punch that fucker right on the nose
i mean a concussion is a concussion..you hit him hard enough he gon black da fugg out!

tristan_D · 07-25-2005, 01:20 AM

this dog is from hell. a dog that I think would not leave me alive.

Jakke PNG · 07-25-2005, 01:23 AM

Grab him by the balls.

Jakke PNG · 07-25-2005, 01:23 AM

If it's a bitch, you're fucked. lol.

WarChild · 07-25-2005, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by J-$

i say you punch that fucker right on the nose
i mean a concussion is a concussion..you hit him hard enough he gon black da fugg out!

You have no idea just how thick a dog's skull is. Dogs regularily smash their heads in to things and it doesn't even phase them. You'd break your hand long before you'd stop a dog with your fists.

If you're really worried about being attacked by large dogs, which really doesn't happen all that often, carry a small can of bear scare/pepper spray. It's humane, it's effective and a fucking idiot can make it work. Forget about grabbing an attacking dog anywhere, it will be moving far too fast.

je_rome · 07-25-2005, 01:26 AM

Quote:

If anyone is near, just get hold of the dog's hind legs, open them wide and the excruciating pain automatically opens the dog's mouth.

To stop the animal turning on the rescuer take two steps back and swing the dog around and around about 10 times.

The blood goes to its head and it becomes unconscious and throws it away."

scream out loud! i'm not sure if i will still remember that when i'm already being attacked.. i hope i do.

reynold · 07-25-2005, 01:32 AM

Find a tree and climb as fast as you can; that's the only thing I think I could do.

Iron Mike · 07-25-2005, 05:34 AM

I think i have to shoot some exclusive dogshit content and to create a website for it. Yes.

Shit, check out kot-shop.de! Nice commerial (link on bottom) on it: A bad dogpunk is shitting old Granma's garden. What a rude dog!

Iron Mike · 07-25-2005, 05:37 AM

For the dog attack: i still have clue what to do if it is happening

Shooting it would be the easiest way to stop a dog, he.

07-23-2005, 10:52 PM	#1
Iron Mike Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 460	What to do in a dog attack So i was on google looking for a pic of dogshit. Found this info i think is worth to share: "... a quick, easy and safe way to make any dog let go of the victim: If anyone is near, just get hold of the dog's hind legs, open them wide and the excruciating pain automatically opens the dog's mouth. To stop the animal turning on the rescuer take two steps back and swing the dog around and around about 10 times. The blood goes to its head and it becomes unconscious and throws it away." But what to do if there's no one around?

07-23-2005, 11:12 PM	#6
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	If you're NOT already being attacked, stand your ground stare straight into the dog's eyes never look away do not move or run away keep staring, even if it's barking like a mental case at you 5, 10 minutes even, if that's what it takes ... but eventually every dog will look away first and become unsure of itself. Once that happens, you have exerted your dominance over it. Most dogs will quieten down once that happens, and you can slowly back away and leave. I've done it several times in my life, worked every time. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,549	take off your shirt wrap it around your forearm, let him grab your arm and then gouge his eyes or go for the throat. (eaiser said then done.. but a viable way.. ) DUke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

07-23-2005, 10:55 PM	#2
Vlad Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gone Posts: 2,864	you better start panic....

07-23-2005, 10:59 PM	#3
wedouglas So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Dearborn, MI Posts: 5,921	id feel bad hurting a dog even if it attacked me. haha im all for animal on human violence.

07-23-2005, 11:00 PM	#4
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	If you're already being attacked you're suppose to let the dog bite on your fore arm then get a grip with your free hand on his bottom lip/jaw and then try to get a grip with your other hand on his upper lip (both inside his mouth) and rip his jaw apart.

07-23-2005, 11:05 PM	#5
llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	I hate cockerspaniels! Got bit by one when I was 13

07-24-2005, 03:43 AM	#18
assmunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: EU Posts: 1,101	i was never sure about this one, BUT...lower your body to the level of the dog, dont get down on all fours :D, just crouch down while keeping eye contact. it will come as a surprise to him and won't know what to make of it and will usually back away. I was skeptical about this one, so i tried it a couple of times with dogs barking at me from behind fences...and guess what. they all quieted down and backed away(sometimes ran away as if i scared the piss out of them)...I'm not sure if this works when a dog wants to attack you (being at his level, you're giving him a perfect opportunity to bite you in the FACE...which is much worse than being bit in other body parts, except for your crotch), but give it a try with dogs behind fences and let me know....it's supposed to work. --- Kay __________________ FTVGirls: Where good girls get fisted! Sign up with FTVCash and start promoting these luscious hotties: FTVGirls.com AlisonAngel.com FionaLuv.com Lia19.com Jezebele.com AlexaModel.com

07-24-2005, 03:46 AM	#19
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	I watched a documentary on that If you find yourself cornered by an aggressive dog you're supposed to befriend him, for real, start talking to the dog in calm voice, do not SMILE at the dog - showing your teeth is a bad idea, after a while just slowly retreat

07-24-2005, 04:59 AM	#20
weaverguy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 60	pretend you were picking a stone or anything that you would throw at it, most of the dogs are scared of it. but if still doesn't work, just really stare at it till it sets itself to submissive mode and remember, NEVER EVER RUN!

07-24-2005, 05:08 AM	#21
Shaddam IV So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 810	ram your thumb finger in its eye socket.

07-24-2005, 05:41 AM	#22
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	heres how to avoid getting eaten alive, it fucking works too, if its biting you, ram your fist into its mouth and as far down its throat as possible, when you do it prevents the dog from biting cause he's choking and can't bring his jaws together, (make sure you make a fist) eventually the dog will choke so bad he'll stop attacking and need a awhile to recover, then you take the fuck off. __________________ no sig

07-24-2005, 05:48 AM	#23
infecto Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,697	Actually your supposed to never show fear while the dog is showing aggression towards you. Once you do your fucked and going to get bit.

07-24-2005, 05:56 AM	#24
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	I have heard that if you lick the dogs balls he will stop biting...

07-24-2005, 05:56 AM	#25
a1ka1ine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 3,387	dogs can smell fear - like bees ive heard! :!

07-24-2005, 05:57 AM	#26
WoW! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 579	I also read that if it's attacking, give up your forearm and then fall or roll onto your back, wrap your legs around the dogs body, push out with your arm if you can and squeeze for all you're worth with your legs. They claim you can squeeze the air out of them this way and in some cases, snap the spine. no clue if it works I'm always looking for ways to deal with dogs, on my bike i get the shit scared out of me by dogs out on country roads at least 3 or 4 times a year I have a feeling that if was ME getting attacked, it wouldn't work out this way: http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=113660 __________________ Shemale Porn Reviews Asian Porn Reviews

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J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	i say you punch that fucker right on the nose i mean a concussion is a concussion..you hit him hard enough he gon black da fugg out! __________________

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07-25-2005, 05:34 AM	#37
Iron Mike Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 460	I think i have to shoot some exclusive dogshit content and to create a website for it. Yes. Shit, check out kot-shop.de! Nice commerial (link on bottom) on it: A bad dogpunk is shitting old Granma's garden. What a rude dog!

07-25-2005, 05:37 AM	#38
Iron Mike Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 460	For the dog attack: i still have clue what to do if it is happening Shooting it would be the easiest way to stop a dog, he.