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Old 07-24-2005, 12:06 AM  
WarChild
Let slip the dogs of war.
 
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Originally Posted by Iron Mike
So i was on google looking for a pic of dogshit.
Found this info i think is worth to share:

"... a quick, easy and safe way to make any dog let go of the victim:

If anyone is near, just get hold of the dog's hind legs, open them wide and the excruciating pain automatically opens the dog's mouth.

To stop the animal turning on the rescuer take two steps back and swing the dog around and around about 10 times.

The blood goes to its head and it becomes unconscious and throws it away."

But what to do if there's no one around?
Bahahahahah this is the absolute funniest shit I've ever heard.

Good luck with this super ninja anti dog technique.
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