Trying to come up with a humorous list of "Must Do's" at conventions - GoFuckYourself.com

BrettJ · 07-25-2005, 04:08 PM

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks

Chio The Pirate · 07-25-2005, 04:10 PM

YARGH! Must wax me carrot.

Icon · 07-25-2005, 04:10 PM

Maintain Verticality

After Shock Media · 07-25-2005, 04:10 PM

Put capsaicin powder on every toilet paper roll you can find.

WiredGuy · 07-25-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icon

Maintain Verticality

This is surprisingly hard to do with the amout of alcohol being consumed.
WG

brand0n · 07-25-2005, 04:19 PM

vanilla
punkie
loryn
trixie
all the naughtys

have a drink with cory and a session with TDF

Zebra · 07-25-2005, 04:20 PM

Eat Lunch at 3AM

BrettJ · 07-25-2005, 04:35 PM

throw chair from balcony ...

what else?

Elli · 07-25-2005, 04:45 PM

drink every bar in the hotel dry of all Red Bull supplies in the first day and a half of the show.

Linkster · 07-25-2005, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrettJ

throw chair from balcony ...

what else?

Lets not go there

TheGoldenChild · 07-25-2005, 06:00 PM

Stay away from Virtumike
and avoid "high fiving" Bugbee
Tell him you prefer a handshake :-))
Do tell AVN they are greedy at least once a day during teh show.
DO- Tell Juicy his hair looks good and that yes, he is inded tripping balls.

DO- tell KK her hair looks ridiculous, she looked much better before

DO- stay dry during the hurricane that will manifest itself and take cover in the hotels basement-
DO- Go to Solid Gold in Ft. Lauderdale and contact the ghost of Joe Elkind that haunts the establishment- tell him you come in piece.
DO- Find Mary 34 D she'll suck your cock like there is money in the center of it.
DO- attend as many gay cockatil parties as possible, but leave before they serve the cocktail weenies

Elli · 07-25-2005, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle

Stay away from Virtumike
and avoid "high fiving" Bugbee
Tell him you prefer a handshake :-))
Do tell AVN they are greedy at least once a day during teh show.
DO- Tell Juicy his hair looks good and that yes, he is inded tripping balls.

DO- tell KK her hair looks ridiculous, she looked much better before

DO- stay dry during the hurricane that will manifest itself and take cover in the hotels basement-
DO- Go to Solid Gold in Ft. Lauderdale and contact the ghost of Joe Elkind that haunts the establishment- tell him you come in piece.
DO- Find Mary 34 D she'll suck your cock like there is money in the center of it.
DO- attend as many gay cockatil parties as possible, but leave before they serve the cocktail weenies

hahah the cocktail weenies and the Juicy ones should have little asterisks beside them

seeric · 07-25-2005, 06:09 PM

do NOT passout in the parking lot next to an AIRSTREAM.

07-25-2005, 04:08 PM	#1
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07-25-2005, 04:19 PM	#6
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07-25-2005, 04:20 PM	#7
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07-25-2005, 04:35 PM	#8
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	throw chair from balcony ... what else?

07-25-2005, 04:45 PM	#9
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	drink every bar in the hotel dry of all Red Bull supplies in the first day and a half of the show. __________________ email: [email protected]

07-25-2005, 06:00 PM	#11
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Stay away from Virtumike and avoid "high fiving" Bugbee Tell him you prefer a handshake :-)) Do tell AVN they are greedy at least once a day during teh show. DO- Tell Juicy his hair looks good and that yes, he is inded tripping balls. DO- tell KK her hair looks ridiculous, she looked much better before DO- stay dry during the hurricane that will manifest itself and take cover in the hotels basement- DO- Go to Solid Gold in Ft. Lauderdale and contact the ghost of Joe Elkind that haunts the establishment- tell him you come in piece. DO- Find Mary 34 D she'll suck your cock like there is money in the center of it. DO- attend as many gay cockatil parties as possible, but leave before they serve the cocktail weenies __________________

07-25-2005, 06:09 PM	#13
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	do NOT passout in the parking lot next to an AIRSTREAM.