Trying to come up with a humorous list of "Must Do's" at conventions
 

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks

YARGH! Must wax me carrot.

Maintain Verticality :upsidedow

Put capsaicin powder on every toilet paper roll you can find.

This is surprisingly hard to do with the amout of alcohol being consumed.
WG

vanilla
punkie
loryn
trixie
all the naughtys


have a drink with cory and a session with TDF

Eat Lunch at 3AM

throw chair from balcony ...

what else?

drink every bar in the hotel dry of all Red Bull supplies in the first day and a half of the show.

Lets not go there :)

Stay away from Virtumike
and avoid "high fiving" Bugbee
Tell him you prefer a handshake :-))
Do tell AVN they are greedy at least once a day during teh show.
DO- Tell Juicy his hair looks good and that yes, he is inded tripping balls.

DO- tell KK her hair looks ridiculous, she looked much better before

DO- stay dry during the hurricane that will manifest itself and take cover in the hotels basement-
DO- Go to Solid Gold in Ft. Lauderdale and contact the ghost of Joe Elkind that haunts the establishment- tell him you come in piece.
DO- Find Mary 34 D she'll suck your cock like there is money in the center of it.
DO- attend as many gay cockatil parties as possible, but leave before they serve the cocktail weenies

hahah the cocktail weenies and the Juicy ones should have little asterisks beside them :)

do NOT passout in the parking lot next to an AIRSTREAM.