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  • BrettJ
    ol' timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 4715
    #1

    Trying to come up with a humorous list of "Must Do's" at conventions

    Any help would be appreciated.

    Thanks
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    • Chio The Pirate
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 946
      #2
      YARGH! Must wax me carrot.

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        • Icon
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 1757
          #3
          Maintain Verticality

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            • After Shock Media
              It's coming look busy
              • Mar 2001
              • 35299
              #4
              Put capsaicin powder on every toilet paper roll you can find.

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                • WiredGuy
                  Pounding Googlebot
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 34513
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Icon
                  Maintain Verticality
                  This is surprisingly hard to do with the amout of alcohol being consumed.
                  WG
                  I play with Google.

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                    • brand0n
                      been very busy
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26983
                      #6
                      vanilla
                      punkie
                      loryn
                      trixie
                      all the naughtys


                      have a drink with cory and a session with TDF
                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                        • Zebra
                          Banned from Kimmy's couch
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 5091
                          #7
                          Eat Lunch at 3AM
                          Old School

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                            • BrettJ
                              ol' timer
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 4715
                              #8
                              throw chair from balcony ...

                              what else?

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                                • Elli
                                  Reach for those stars!
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 17991
                                  #9
                                  drink every bar in the hotel dry of all Red Bull supplies in the first day and a half of the show.
                                  email: [email protected]

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                                    • Linkster
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 3216
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BrettJ
                                      throw chair from balcony ...

                                      what else?

                                      Lets not go there
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                                        • TheGoldenChild
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 6940
                                          #11
                                          Stay away from Virtumike
                                          and avoid "high fiving" Bugbee
                                          Tell him you prefer a handshake :-))
                                          Do tell AVN they are greedy at least once a day during teh show.
                                          DO- Tell Juicy his hair looks good and that yes, he is inded tripping balls.

                                          DO- tell KK her hair looks ridiculous, she looked much better before

                                          DO- stay dry during the hurricane that will manifest itself and take cover in the hotels basement-
                                          DO- Go to Solid Gold in Ft. Lauderdale and contact the ghost of Joe Elkind that haunts the establishment- tell him you come in piece.
                                          DO- Find Mary 34 D she'll suck your cock like there is money in the center of it.
                                          DO- attend as many gay cockatil parties as possible, but leave before they serve the cocktail weenies

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                                            • Elli
                                              Reach for those stars!
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 17991
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by kBizzle
                                              Stay away from Virtumike
                                              and avoid "high fiving" Bugbee
                                              Tell him you prefer a handshake :-))
                                              Do tell AVN they are greedy at least once a day during teh show.
                                              DO- Tell Juicy his hair looks good and that yes, he is inded tripping balls.

                                              DO- tell KK her hair looks ridiculous, she looked much better before

                                              DO- stay dry during the hurricane that will manifest itself and take cover in the hotels basement-
                                              DO- Go to Solid Gold in Ft. Lauderdale and contact the ghost of Joe Elkind that haunts the establishment- tell him you come in piece.
                                              DO- Find Mary 34 D she'll suck your cock like there is money in the center of it.
                                              DO- attend as many gay cockatil parties as possible, but leave before they serve the cocktail weenies
                                              hahah the cocktail weenies and the Juicy ones should have little asterisks beside them
                                              email: [email protected]

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                                                • seeric
                                                  ..........
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 41917
                                                  #13
                                                  do NOT passout in the parking lot next to an AIRSTREAM.

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