TheGoldenChild

Stay away from Virtumike
and avoid "high fiving" Bugbee
Tell him you prefer a handshake :-))
Do tell AVN they are greedy at least once a day during teh show.
DO- Tell Juicy his hair looks good and that yes, he is inded tripping balls.

DO- tell KK her hair looks ridiculous, she looked much better before

DO- stay dry during the hurricane that will manifest itself and take cover in the hotels basement-
DO- Go to Solid Gold in Ft. Lauderdale and contact the ghost of Joe Elkind that haunts the establishment- tell him you come in piece.
DO- Find Mary 34 D she'll suck your cock like there is money in the center of it.
DO- attend as many gay cockatil parties as possible, but leave before they serve the cocktail weenies

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