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  • webmaster x
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 4400
    #1

    Sex with a chicken (Warning: Disturbing!)

    I am just fucking shocked someone would put up a page like this... but what the fuck, it was good for a couple of laughs.

    Link = http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?...node_id=571333

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    There are times in a man's life when he just wants a relationship based purely on sex, but cannot get such a thing from women. Maybe he is using the wrong approach. Maybe he is isolated from available women. Maybe he is just too poor and icky to get such a relationship. Or maybe he's just kinky. In any case, some men turn to chickens for solace. Larry Flynt claims that he did this once at the age of nine, and if you follow the simple instructions below, you two can be getting the chicks in no time at all.

    ......

    You will need:

    A penis.
    A hen.
    Lubricant.
    A knife (optional).

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    • lb_vee
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 886
      #2
      uh...no

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        • Illicit
          wtf ?
          • Dec 2003
          • 11895
          #3
          I knew a guy who said he did this once... unfortunately the chicken died. It was his grandmothers favorite chicken too
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            • Danny Dukes
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2003
              • 1988
              #4
              WTF

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                • webmaster x
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4400
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ajpiii
                  I knew a guy who said he did this once... unfortunately the chicken died. It was his grandmothers favorite chicken too
                  Did he end up working at KFC?
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                    • Mefo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 6169
                      #6
                      Damn I expected a picture

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                        • Rantan
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                          • Aug 2004
                          • 714
                          #7
                          Dude...no...
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                            • strobi
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 7383
                              #8
                              Thank god for no pictures

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                                • Love Brokers
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 1699
                                  #9
                                  Read a news areticle once about some idiot was fucking a chicken and a boulder fell on him and sqaushed him in the act!
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                                    • Love Brokers
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 1699
                                      #10
                                      Might have been the Darwin Awards.
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                                        • Preacher
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 2970
                                          #11
                                          WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

                                          OPTIONAL STEP: If you have plenty of chickens, or if you are hungry, or if it's just come time to break up with your chicken, then you can make your last night a memorable one by slitting the bird's throat at the moment of your orgasm. This will cause some strong twitching that can add some spice to your experience.

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                                            • webmaster x
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 4400
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Preacher
                                              WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?
                                              I think he's making some big time withdrawals from the Karma bank.
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                                                • pure energy
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 4274
                                                  #13
                                                  Maybe hes one of the big boss of KFC
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                                                    • webmaster x
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 4400
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by pure energy
                                                      Maybe hes one of the big boss of KFC
                                                      Uhmm, yeah. I don't think KFC sponsored that site.
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                                                        • Manowar
                                                          jellyfish  
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 71528
                                                          #15
                                                          some people have major issues

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                                                            • TheWildcard
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 4759
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Preacher
                                                              WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

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                                                                • nastyking
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 2174
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Pictures soon to be published at The Hun

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                                                                    • TweetyBird
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 8532
                                                                      #18
                                                                      awkward.
                                                                      sig for sale.
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                                                                        • Corleone
                                                                          C.R.E.A.M
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 15262
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by nastyking
                                                                          Pictures soon to be published at The Hun
                                                                          yeah like the guy fucking the melon

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                                                                            • Oncle_Benny
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 1595
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Preacher
                                                                              WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

                                                                              what he said

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                                                                                • NoCarrier
                                                                                  We need more free porn
                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                  • 16356
                                                                                  #21


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                                                                                    • ocho-ocho
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                      • 1769
                                                                                      #22


                                                                                      that's all
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                                                                                        • Basic_man
                                                                                          Programming King Pin
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 27360
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          rolf, this shit is sick !
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                                                                                            • Fred Quimby
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                              • 5430
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              do a google image search for chicken sex

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                                                                                                • Fred Quimby
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 5430
                                                                                                  #25

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                                                                                                    • candyflip
                                                                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                      • 43073
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      The Chicken Fucker episode of South Park was one of the funniest ever.

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                                                                                                        • sherie
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                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                          • 7020
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Larry Flynt huh?
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                                                                                                            • webmaster x
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                                                              • 4400
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Fred Quimby
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                                                                                                                • Illicit
                                                                                                                  wtf ?
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                  • 11895
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by webmaster x
                                                                                                                  Did he end up working at KFC?

                                                                                                                  nah he made a bunch of money in the US and moved back to Brazil
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                                                                                                                    • webmaster x
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                      • 4400
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ajpiii
                                                                                                                      nah he made a bunch of money in the US and moved back to Brazil
                                                                                                                      Right on!
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