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GFY'S #1 retard
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I wake up and my girlfriend is in the hospital...
Last night we went out for a snack. We went to this local restaraunt and she ordered a strawberry iced tea with real strawberries floating in it!
I told her, those strawberries are only for show! Look at them! They looked like runty strawberries. She said nonsense, speared them with her straw, and ate a couple. I wake up and she's in the hospital. I called her and sure enough she had food poisoning and she's puking and shitting and can barely move. The hospital just sent her home after giving her 3 fluid drips. Lesson here, do not eat the garnish! |
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Ryde or Die
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She shoulda listened to ya.
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should have listened...is she ok now?
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GFY'S #1 retard
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No I have to go over there and take care of her, if I have to clean up barf I'm going to call Molly Maid over while I hit the liquor store!
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bitch deserved it
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good luck with that.
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Awe, that's awful. I hope she feels better soon. I am a firm believer in a garnish is just that, a garnish!
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![]() Yeah I told her those strawberries looked a little shifty |
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BACON BACON BACON
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ugh sucks to hear man..sorry
call the restaurant and let them know you are pissed maybe a free strawberry shake!!!! |
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Hope she's feelin better bro!
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Sorry to hear that Huggles, hope she gets better!
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Yikes! That sucks! I always eat the garnishes.
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Haha me too, most of the time ![]() The only good news so far this week is that my Supra is going to paint on Friday I have so fxcking much work to do, and here I am on GFY. Maybe this is keeping me sane! Ugh. |
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never eat the decorations
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once again
a woman thinks she knows best PFFFT!!! hehehehe |
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What restaurant so I know what to avoid. Sounds exactly like what my girl would order.
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I hope she feels better now..
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Garnish or not she shouldn't get food poisoning from them. I would complain without a doubt.
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well most restaurants don't put food in the drinks for 'show', but I would definitely tell the restaurant they served rotten food.
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Ouch. Nothing is worse than food poisoning. I ate some bad meat or something once and it violated my insides. Never felt worse in my life. And since I've quoted you, can I have your Supra? Prettttty pleassse ![]()
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I would go down there with a frigging machine gun...
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Sorry to hear that mate.
Hopefully she gets to feeling better soon. I've had the double barrel food poinsoning a few times myself. Almost everytime has been because of McDonald's, which is why I no longer eat there, and haven't for years. Food poisoning, especially double barrel will either get you to the hospital, or kneeling by the throne all night. ![]() |
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Wish she gets well soon..
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nothing should give her food poisoning, i would check in to that and report it, i hope she feels better
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i hope she gets well soon...
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sue the motherfuckers
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