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Huggles · 05-31-2005, 11:56 AM

Last night we went out for a snack. We went to this local restaraunt and she ordered a strawberry iced tea with real strawberries floating in it!

I told her, those strawberries are only for show! Look at them! They looked like runty strawberries. She said nonsense, speared them with her straw, and ate a couple.

I wake up and she's in the hospital. I called her and sure enough she had food poisoning and she's puking and shitting and can barely move. The hospital just sent her home after giving her 3 fluid drips.

Lesson here, do not eat the garnish!

05-31-2005, 11:56 AM
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,261	I wake up and my girlfriend is in the hospital... Last night we went out for a snack. We went to this local restaraunt and she ordered a strawberry iced tea with real strawberries floating in it! I told her, those strawberries are only for show! Look at them! They looked like runty strawberries. She said nonsense, speared them with her straw, and ate a couple. I wake up and she's in the hospital. I called her and sure enough she had food poisoning and she's puking and shitting and can barely move. The hospital just sent her home after giving her 3 fluid drips. Lesson here, do not eat the garnish! __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.