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Old 05-31-2005, 11:56 AM   #1
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I wake up and my girlfriend is in the hospital...

Last night we went out for a snack. We went to this local restaraunt and she ordered a strawberry iced tea with real strawberries floating in it!


I told her, those strawberries are only for show! Look at them! They looked like runty strawberries. She said nonsense, speared them with her straw, and ate a couple.


I wake up and she's in the hospital. I called her and sure enough she had food poisoning and she's puking and shitting and can barely move. The hospital just sent her home after giving her 3 fluid drips.


Lesson here, do not eat the garnish!
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Old 05-31-2005, 11:57 AM   #2
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She shoulda listened to ya.
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Old 05-31-2005, 11:59 AM   #3
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should have listened...is she ok now?
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:05 PM   #4
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No I have to go over there and take care of her, if I have to clean up barf I'm going to call Molly Maid over while I hit the liquor store!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:05 PM   #5
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bitch deserved it
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:09 PM   #6
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:17 PM   #7
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Awe, that's awful. I hope she feels better soon. I am a firm believer in a garnish is just that, a garnish!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:27 PM   #8
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Yeah I told her those strawberries looked a little shifty
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:27 PM   #9
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ugh sucks to hear man..sorry

call the restaurant and let them know you are pissed

maybe a free strawberry shake!!!!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:28 PM   #10
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No I have to go over there and take care of her, if I have to clean up barf I'm going to call Molly Maid over while I hit the liquor store!
haha nice....
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:34 PM   #11
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Hope she's feelin better bro!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:37 PM   #12
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Sorry to hear that Huggles, hope she gets better!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:37 PM   #13
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Sorry to hear that dude.. even more sorry for you having to go over there... food poisoning is almost as bad as passing a stone!
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:39 PM   #14
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Yikes! That sucks! I always eat the garnishes.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:44 PM   #15
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Yikes! That sucks! I always eat the garnishes.

Haha me too, most of the time



The only good news so far this week is that my Supra is going to paint on Friday



I have so fxcking much work to do, and here I am on GFY. Maybe this is keeping me sane! Ugh.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:46 PM   #16
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:47 PM   #18
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What restaurant so I know what to avoid. Sounds exactly like what my girl would order.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:48 PM   #19
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I hope she feels better now..
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:49 PM   #20
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Garnish or not she shouldn't get food poisoning from them. I would complain without a doubt.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:50 PM   #21
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well most restaurants don't put food in the drinks for 'show', but I would definitely tell the restaurant they served rotten food.
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:51 PM   #22
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Last night we went out for a snack. We went to this local restaraunt and she ordered a strawberry iced tea with real strawberries floating in it!


I told her, those strawberries are only for show! Look at them! They looked like runty strawberries. She said nonsense, speared them with her straw, and ate a couple.


I wake up and she's in the hospital. I called her and sure enough she had food poisoning and she's puking and shitting and can barely move. The hospital just sent her home after giving her 3 fluid drips.


Lesson here, do not eat the garnish!

Ouch. Nothing is worse than food poisoning. I ate some bad meat or something once and it violated my insides. Never felt worse in my life. And since I've quoted you, can I have your Supra? Prettttty pleassse
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prff ... if I go in a restaurent ... and they serve me crappy food, I don't deserve it . The owner will deserve my punch in his face most likely . We are lucky here we have very strict restaurent rules compared to some other places .
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Old 05-31-2005, 12:52 PM   #24
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I would go down there with a frigging machine gun...
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Old 05-31-2005, 01:03 PM   #25
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Sorry to hear that mate.

Hopefully she gets to feeling better soon. I've had the double barrel food poinsoning a few times myself. Almost everytime has been because of McDonald's, which is why I no longer eat there, and haven't for years.

Food poisoning, especially double barrel will either get you to the hospital, or kneeling by the throne all night.

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Old 05-31-2005, 07:47 PM   #26
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Old 05-31-2005, 07:50 PM   #27
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nothing should give her food poisoning, i would check in to that and report it, i hope she feels better
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i hope she gets well soon...
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Old 05-31-2005, 07:57 PM   #29
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I would go down there with a frigging machine gun...
holy shit, my eyes read that as "i would go down on her" and after huggles saying that she was puking and shitting everywhere... that almost made me barf

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