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05-17-2005, 11:59 PM
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Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character
10. C-3PO: "May the Force be with the Miami Heat--daddy's got 20 large riding on them."
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05-18-2005, 12:00 AM
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You guys probably think I'm just cutting and pasting this stuff, don't you?
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05-18-2005, 12:00 AM
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9. Storm Trooper: "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if Cialis is right for you."
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05-18-2005, 12:01 AM
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Tell me if you don't like these "top 10" threads. I don't really care, but I appreciate the bumps.
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05-18-2005, 12:01 AM
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8. Ewok: "Seacrest, out!"
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05-18-2005, 12:02 AM
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7. Darth Maul: "The only good thing ever to come from planet Earth is fish sticks."
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05-18-2005, 12:02 AM
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6. R2-D2: "I just hooked up backstage with an ice machine."
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05-18-2005, 12:02 AM
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5. Imperial Guard: "The only people more powerful than I are Emperor Palpatine and Oprah."
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05-18-2005, 12:03 AM
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4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."
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05-18-2005, 12:03 AM
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3. Jango Fett: "Let's put on some Al Jarreau so me and you can get freaky."
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05-18-2005, 12:03 AM
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looks identical to the Late Show's top ten last night with David Letterman. Must be a coincidence.
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05-18-2005, 12:03 AM
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2. Tuscan Raider: "How bad is CBS screwed without 'Everybody Loves Raymond'?"
(This sounds better when Letterman says it).
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05-18-2005, 12:04 AM
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And the number one thing you'll never hear from a star wars character:
1. Darth Vader: "I once used the force to open a jar of Vlasic kosher pickles
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05-18-2005, 12:04 AM
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You should put these up every day, i sometimes miss the show.
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05-18-2005, 12:05 AM
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05-18-2005, 12:06 AM
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Good idea. Maybe I'll do that.
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05-18-2005, 12:11 AM
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05-18-2005, 12:13 AM
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Top Ten Reasons To Watch Britney Spears And Kevin Federline's New Show Presented by Britney and Kevin Federline
10. Britney: "There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling and alligator." 9. Kevin: "Unlike those 'Desperate Housewives' chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old." 8. Britney: "It's like 'American Idol' except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul." 7. Kevin: "In the first episode, you can see my ass." 6. Britney: "I'm hot." 5. Kevin: "She's hot." 4. Britney and Kevin: "We haven't had nearly enough media coverage." 3. Britney: "It's gotta be better than this show." 2. Kevin: "If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again." 1. Britney: "In the season finale, you'll find out Dave is the father of my baby--oops."
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05-18-2005, 12:13 AM
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Sure post them but do them all in one post... we don't need 15 different posts for one top ten list!
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05-18-2005, 12:13 AM
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Top Ten Rejected Forrest Gump Sayings
10. Clinton is, as Clinton does. 9. My name is Forrest Sawyer. 8. Who's the black private dick that's the sex machine to all the chicks? Gump! 7. Yabba Dabba Duhhhhh 6. Jenny and me, we're like Tonya and Gillooly 5. Mama always told me, 'Just about anyone can get himself a talk show.' 4. You are correct, oh great one. 3. Man, did I look goofy on that old 'Love Boat' episode. 2. Life is like a date with Madonna. You never know what you're going to get. 1. Mama always said, 'Bite me.'
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05-18-2005, 12:14 AM
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Top Ten Ways to Tell that the NYC Cop Arresting you is a Playboy Playmate
10. Grills you for two hours about your "turn ons" and "turn offs" 9. Tells you, "You have a right to remain naked" 8. Her badge number is 38 double "D" 7. She restrains you with her cleavage 6. For the first time in your life, you enjoy being handcuffed 5. When she signs her name on your summons, dots "I"s with a happy face 4. Says "Book 'im, Hef" 3. You find yourself praying to be strip searched 2. Her partner says, "Spread 'em" and she does 1. First words: "This is a bust!"
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05-18-2005, 12:15 AM
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Top Ten Signs You're on a Bad Cruise
10. Lavish buffet turns out to be three bags of Doritos and a quart of Pepsi. 9. Welcome aboard drink made with tetracycline and erythromycin 8. When you ask the cruise director where the lifeboat is, he points to a fat guy. 7. It's 10 AM, and Captain Hazelwood has a thermos full of martinis. 6. Not only is Kathie Lee there, but also that elephant that tramples people. 5. Ship doctor only qualified to give tattoos 4. You have to share a room with Captain Stubing. 3. Gopher is an actual gopher. 2. You wake up with barnacles all over your ass. 1. Name of the boat: The S.S. Amtrak
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05-18-2005, 12:16 AM
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Top Ten Things Overheard at the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley Wedding
10. Family to the left, plastic surgeons to the right 9. She could've used a little more of his eye-liner. 8. I bet they didn't have to get married. 7. I'll have to ask you to check your snake at the door, La Toya. 6. I'm sorry, I can't find a Brooke Shields on the guest list, ma'am. 5. There's that strange whirring sound again -- as if some deceased rock star were spinning in his grave. 4. I got you some his and hers towels. Split 'em up however you like. 3. I'm Mr. Tito Jackson. You mean Dr. Tito Jackson? Yes I am. 2. Ahhh! The ghost of Elvis is eating all the cake -- oh, it's just Liz Taylor. 1. I just heard on the weather channel -- hell froze over. Back
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05-18-2005, 01:52 AM
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are those supposed to be funny?
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05-18-2005, 02:01 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Are you trying to meet a quota? ;)
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05-18-2005, 02:14 AM
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Beware! I live!
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05-18-2005, 02:15 AM
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Sort of. I want to be Juicylinks when I grow up.
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