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Top Ten Reasons To Watch Britney Spears And Kevin Federline's New Show Presented by Britney and Kevin Federline
10. Britney: "There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling and alligator."
9. Kevin: "Unlike those 'Desperate Housewives' chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old."
8. Britney: "It's like 'American Idol' except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul."
7. Kevin: "In the first episode, you can see my ass."
6. Britney: "I'm hot."
5. Kevin: "She's hot."
4. Britney and Kevin: "We haven't had nearly enough media coverage."
3. Britney: "It's gotta be better than this show."
2. Kevin: "If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again."
1. Britney: "In the season finale, you'll find out Dave is the father of my baby--oops."
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