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Top Ten Rejected Forrest Gump Sayings
10. Clinton is, as Clinton does.
9. My name is Forrest Sawyer.
8. Who's the black private dick that's the sex machine to all the chicks? Gump!
7. Yabba Dabba Duhhhhh
6. Jenny and me, we're like Tonya and Gillooly
5. Mama always told me, 'Just about anyone can get himself a talk show.'
4. You are correct, oh great one.
3. Man, did I look goofy on that old 'Love Boat' episode.
2. Life is like a date with Madonna. You never know what you're going to get.
1. Mama always said, 'Bite me.'
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