Are you a "Record Breaker" ? (PICS) - GoFuckYourself.com

Loki · 05-13-2005, 03:19 AM

Ok first things first Enjoy some Sexual World Records Pics

"Most Chopsticks Inserted Into The Ass" - Bridgette Kerkove

"Oldest Man In Porn" & "Most Hardcore Model 2000-2003" Dave Cummings & Bi-Sexual Brittini

"First Porn Star To Bleach Their Asshole" - Tabitha Stevens

"Worlds Smallest Tits In Porn" - Melissa-Ashley

SWR Is Looking For Internet Record Holders!

Since 2000 SexualWorldRecords has been the Guinness of the adult industry, seeking out and documenting extreme sexual achievements. In the past 5 years we have developed relationships with over 200 of the biggest names in the adult film, stage & Magazine industries.

Since the founding of SWR, Records from Film, Stage and magazines were the only focus of archiving and promoting but now for the first time in Five years SWR Will now be encompassing Internet Records along with the mainstream porn records.

If you, your models, your website hold, or can ?break? a SexualWorldRecord Please contact us and tell us the record you believe to hold.

Some examples of records were looking to fill from the internet:

Fastest rising star of 2004 / 2005
Youngest looking model
Oldest Model
Oldest ?Looking? model
Most hardcore
Best Anal performer
Most Hardcore Model
Weirdest Niche Model (Clown Porn currently in the running for this record)
Most Controversial website (Currently Tied between Hodough?s M.D.F.N. & CrackWhore Confessions
Longest Dick (current internet record is Shane Diesel at 11inch x 8 inch)
Most photo shoots done in one year
Most video shoots done in one year
Most Searched Model
Model to appear on the most websites

And many more.

All record holders receive various promotions from SWR such as National Mainstream Media exposure, Interviews, Write ups in our annual magazine spotlights on our free record community, Radio interviews and much more.

In the past 5 years SWR has been featured multiple times on the Howard Stern show, HBO, Showtime, E!, Playboy & Spice television, Been featured on many national TV and Radio shows, and produced a television show for a company in the UK in 2004.

For record submissions contact Loki(at)sexualworldrecords(dot)com
(Please Put GYF Record Holder In the subject line)

-Loki-

Homer · 05-13-2005, 03:34 AM

thats crazy no tits

gangbangjoe · 05-13-2005, 03:36 AM

i like the bleached asshole

Loki · 05-13-2005, 03:38 AM

Just be happy I didn't post the "Longest Nipples In Porn" Photo lmao 3inches long!!

-Loki-

Spartans · 05-13-2005, 03:45 AM

Please post it heh

EmporerEJ · 05-13-2005, 03:58 AM

What an OUTSTANDING idea!!!

Loki · 05-13-2005, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

What an OUTSTANDING idea!!!

Thanks Bro

And for those who don't know Eric and His company are Sexual World Record Holders themselves!

SWR Awarded them with "World's 1st Virtual Sex Machine"

-Loki-

hova · 05-13-2005, 04:32 AM

thats some good shit!

More Booze · 05-13-2005, 04:32 AM

hehehe porn is great ;)

Kicker · 05-13-2005, 04:41 AM

very nice

evanmorgan · 05-13-2005, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

Longest Dick (current internet record is Shane Diesel at 11inch x 8 inch)

Thats soft right?

Drake · 05-13-2005, 04:52 AM

haha nice

TheLegacy · 05-13-2005, 06:16 AM

Longest Dick (current internet record is Shane Diesel at 11inch x 8 inch)

LOL wonder how many threads are on gfy where posters claim to have beat that record.

http://www.mydaughtersfuckinganigga.com/index2.htm

sickkittens · 05-13-2005, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

Youngest looking model

Why even bother with that one?

Ogix · 05-13-2005, 06:20 AM

nice idea but i really didn't liked the idea about those smallest tits ever

Gunni · 05-13-2005, 06:25 AM

that guy just reminded my about that scene from "Life of Brian" about the Roman called Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia

adonthenet · 05-13-2005, 07:34 AM

good stuff haha

Raven · 05-13-2005, 08:00 AM

Lots of potential for this site.....

Kre8t0r · 05-13-2005, 08:14 AM

This site is going to Kick Ass!!! Awesome stuff Loki!!

MandyBlake · 05-13-2005, 08:26 AM

looks great.
and yes those are super small tits.

sickkittens · 05-13-2005, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

looks great.
and yes those are super small tits.

I wouldn't even call them tits.

Loki · 05-13-2005, 10:17 AM

Glad everyone seems happy with this thread, But I'm surprised no one has posted about being able to hold a record yet.

-Loki-

GatorB · 05-13-2005, 10:41 AM

How about male star most likely not to get laid in real life if he was the last man on earth and there were still 3 billion women.

Bama · 05-13-2005, 10:43 AM

If you guys can find the "First Woman To Suck Bama's Dick Non-Stop All Night"

Let me know - I ain't found her yet!!

Loki · 05-13-2005, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

How about male star most likely not to get laid in real life if he was the last man on earth and there were still 3 billion women.

LMAO, Thats too funny, sure Heres the official wording:

"Porn star who ONLY Gets laid due to his job"

-Loki-

Loki · 05-13-2005, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spartans

Please post it heh

lol well you asked for it

Longest Nipples In Porn (3.25 inches long) -Victoria Berlynn

-Loki-

GatorB · 05-13-2005, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

lol well you asked for it

Longest Nipples In Porn (3.25 inches long) -Victoria Berlynn

-Loki-

fake fake

gunfodder · 05-13-2005, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunni

that guy just reminded my about that scene from "Life of Brian" about the Roman called Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia

I so love that film .... gonna have to watch it again now ive been reminded of it

Loki · 05-13-2005, 02:45 PM

bumping this to put it back up top, As many program owners, models, and shooters here I know their some future record holders on the board!

-Loki-

05-13-2005, 05:52 PM

any more these are funny

Loki · 05-13-2005, 06:39 PM

you want funny and bizare?

Worlds Cum Queen & Worlds First Cum snorter - Queeny Love

Worlds First Porn Star To Become A Pro Rock Climber -Adele Goddard

-Loki-

tranza · 05-13-2005, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

i like the bleached asshole

me too....

pornguy · 05-13-2005, 06:58 PM

This is something that could turn ugly fast.

Loki · 05-13-2005, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

This is something that could turn ugly fast.

I don't follow ya, how so?

-Loki-

Fucksakes · 05-13-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

I don't follow ya, how so?

-Loki-

easy... who IS the biggest dick...

Loki · 05-13-2005, 08:24 PM

but thats not a "Sexual" record so it realy would fit into SWR ;)

-Loki-

fr8 · 05-13-2005, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

If I had a cock like his. When ever I would sit at a table Id wip it out let it eat the leftover scraps.

Screaming · 05-13-2005, 10:01 PM

looks interesting

Loki · 05-14-2005, 01:22 AM

bumpin for the late nite zombies

-Loki-

slipkid · 05-14-2005, 01:26 AM

If you have chopsticks in your ass, does soy sauce drip from your pussy ???

Just wondering.

Serious-Partner · 05-14-2005, 01:40 AM

that shits pretty funny

badmunchkin · 05-14-2005, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

Just be happy I didn't post the "Longest Nipples In Porn" Photo lmao 3inches long!!

-Loki-

I love long nips - once dated a girl whose nips were about that long - + she had a very small 3rd nipple - good times, haha. Yea, it was freaky but she was uber-hot.

Loki · 05-14-2005, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slipkid

If you have chopsticks in your ass, does soy sauce drip from your pussy ???

Just wondering.

I dont think so but on a side note, She broke the record on Christmas morning lmao, "What you get for x-mas?" "SPLINTERS"

-Loki-

badmunchkin · 05-14-2005, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

lol well you asked for it

Longest Nipples In Porn (3.25 inches long) -Victoria Berlynn

-Loki-

dayum! k, those are a little too long

Loki · 05-14-2005, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmunchkin

I love long nips - once dated a girl whose nips were about that long - + she had a very small 3rd nipple - good times, haha. Yea, it was freaky but she was uber-hot.

I hate to be a smart ass, but someone has to say it....

That comment is USELESS without pics ;)

-Loki-

gecko · 05-14-2005, 01:58 AM

Hmmm interesting

badmunchkin · 05-14-2005, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

I hate to be a smart ass, but someone has to say it....

That comment is USELESS without pics ;)

-Loki-

sorry, no pics - this was right after high school, so like... 12 years ago

She looked like a mix between Mariah Carey & Cher - but a young, hot latina version, yummmm

Damn, I should try to get back in touch with her.

Loki · 05-14-2005, 02:27 AM

deff should, if she's bigger then Victoria she'll deff make some bank. AND automaticly she'd break and hold a Sexual World Record

B4 I leave for the weekend (Unless I get a signal at my weekend house) I'll leave ya with a few of my fav offbeat records:

World?s 1st Cock Roulette Competition - Caylee Taylor vs. Brooke Stone
World?s 1ST Blowjob on a skateboard - Clarissa
World?s only Porn star to snap mousetraps on nipples - Corina
World?s 1st Porno boxing Assn. - Back End Entertainment and Alex Martinez
Porn star that fucked more fans than any other - Montana Gunn
World's Only Drag racing Porn Star - Raylene
World's first no gravity sex performance - Sylvia Saint & Nick Lang
World's 1st Adult Ice Cream Makers - lots oh lixxx
etc etc etc

Still waiting on models, companies to submit their records, You may not even be aware that you hold a record, so if you have a girl, a site or anything else that you think would fit into a Sexual World Record catagory POST IT HERE!

-Loki-

VeriSexy · 05-14-2005, 02:29 AM

Cool site idea

Loki · 05-14-2005, 02:58 AM

50 Sexual World Records ;)

-Loki-

05-13-2005, 03:19 AM	#1
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	Are you a "Record Breaker" ? (PICS) Ok first things first Enjoy some Sexual World Records Pics "Most Chopsticks Inserted Into The Ass" - Bridgette Kerkove "Oldest Man In Porn" & "Most Hardcore Model 2000-2003" Dave Cummings & Bi-Sexual Brittini "First Porn Star To Bleach Their Asshole" - Tabitha Stevens "Worlds Smallest Tits In Porn" - Melissa-Ashley SWR Is Looking For Internet Record Holders! Since 2000 SexualWorldRecords has been the Guinness of the adult industry, seeking out and documenting extreme sexual achievements. In the past 5 years we have developed relationships with over 200 of the biggest names in the adult film, stage & Magazine industries. Since the founding of SWR, Records from Film, Stage and magazines were the only focus of archiving and promoting but now for the first time in Five years SWR Will now be encompassing Internet Records along with the mainstream porn records. If you, your models, your website hold, or can ?break? a SexualWorldRecord Please contact us and tell us the record you believe to hold. Some examples of records were looking to fill from the internet: Fastest rising star of 2004 / 2005 Youngest looking model Oldest Model Oldest ?Looking? model Most hardcore Best Anal performer Most Hardcore Model Weirdest Niche Model (Clown Porn currently in the running for this record) Most Controversial website (Currently Tied between Hodough?s M.D.F.N. & CrackWhore Confessions Longest Dick (current internet record is Shane Diesel at 11inch x 8 inch) Most photo shoots done in one year Most video shoots done in one year Most Searched Model Model to appear on the most websites And many more. All record holders receive various promotions from SWR such as National Mainstream Media exposure, Interviews, Write ups in our annual magazine spotlights on our free record community, Radio interviews and much more. In the past 5 years SWR has been featured multiple times on the Howard Stern show, HBO, Showtime, E!, Playboy & Spice television, Been featured on many national TV and Radio shows, and produced a television show for a company in the UK in 2004. For record submissions contact Loki(at)sexualworldrecords(dot)com (Please Put GYF Record Holder In the subject line) -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

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05-13-2005, 07:34 AM	#17
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05-13-2005, 08:00 AM	#18
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Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	Glad everyone seems happy with this thread, But I'm surprised no one has posted about being able to hold a record yet. -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

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05-13-2005, 02:45 PM	#29
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	bumping this to put it back up top, As many program owners, models, and shooters here I know their some future record holders on the board! -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

05-13-2005, 05:52 PM	#30
blueb8llz Guest Posts: n/a	any more these are funny

05-13-2005, 06:39 PM	#31
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Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	but thats not a "Sexual" record so it realy would fit into SWR ;) -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

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05-14-2005, 02:27 AM	#48
Loki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,420	deff should, if she's bigger then Victoria she'll deff make some bank. AND automaticly she'd break and hold a Sexual World Record B4 I leave for the weekend (Unless I get a signal at my weekend house) I'll leave ya with a few of my fav offbeat records: World?s 1st Cock Roulette Competition - Caylee Taylor vs. Brooke Stone World?s 1ST Blowjob on a skateboard - Clarissa World?s only Porn star to snap mousetraps on nipples - Corina World?s 1st Porno boxing Assn. - Back End Entertainment and Alex Martinez Porn star that fucked more fans than any other - Montana Gunn World's Only Drag racing Porn Star - Raylene World's first no gravity sex performance - Sylvia Saint & Nick Lang World's 1st Adult Ice Cream Makers - lots oh lixxx etc etc etc Still waiting on models, companies to submit their records, You may not even be aware that you hold a record, so if you have a girl, a site or anything else that you think would fit into a Sexual World Record catagory POST IT HERE! -Loki- __________________ MAKE MONEY WITH 3D TOONS! Need hosting? LokiCa$h Uses Amerinoc and love them! Skype: LokiPorn Or Email 3dloki\|at\|gmail.com

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