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Loki 05-13-2005 03:19 AM

Are you a "Record Breaker" ? (PICS)
 
Ok first things first Enjoy some Sexual World Records Pics :pimp

http://www.swrbackstage.com/promos/chopsticks.jpg
"Most Chopsticks Inserted Into The Ass" - Bridgette Kerkove

http://www.swrbackstage.com/promos/oldestman.jpg
"Oldest Man In Porn" & "Most Hardcore Model 2000-2003" Dave Cummings & Bi-Sexual Brittini

http://www.swrbackstage.com/promos/firstassbleach.jpg
"First Porn Star To Bleach Their Asshole" - Tabitha Stevens

http://www.swrbackstage.com/promos/smallest-tits-2.jpg
"Worlds Smallest Tits In Porn" - Melissa-Ashley




SWR Is Looking For Internet Record Holders!

Since 2000 SexualWorldRecords has been the Guinness of the adult industry, seeking out and documenting extreme sexual achievements. In the past 5 years we have developed relationships with over 200 of the biggest names in the adult film, stage & Magazine industries.

Since the founding of SWR, Records from Film, Stage and magazines were the only focus of archiving and promoting but now for the first time in Five years SWR Will now be encompassing Internet Records along with the mainstream porn records.

If you, your models, your website hold, or can ?break? a SexualWorldRecord Please contact us and tell us the record you believe to hold.

Some examples of records were looking to fill from the internet:

Fastest rising star of 2004 / 2005
Youngest looking model
Oldest Model
Oldest ?Looking? model
Most hardcore
Best Anal performer
Most Hardcore Model
Weirdest Niche Model (Clown Porn currently in the running for this record)
Most Controversial website (Currently Tied between Hodough?s M.D.F.N. & CrackWhore Confessions
Longest Dick (current internet record is Shane Diesel at 11inch x 8 inch)
Most photo shoots done in one year
Most video shoots done in one year
Most Searched Model
Model to appear on the most websites

And many more.

All record holders receive various promotions from SWR such as National Mainstream Media exposure, Interviews, Write ups in our annual magazine spotlights on our free record community, Radio interviews and much more.

In the past 5 years SWR has been featured multiple times on the Howard Stern show, HBO, Showtime, E!, Playboy & Spice television, Been featured on many national TV and Radio shows, and produced a television show for a company in the UK in 2004.

For record submissions contact Loki(at)sexualworldrecords(dot)com
(Please Put GYF Record Holder In the subject line)

-Loki-

Homer 05-13-2005 03:34 AM

thats crazy no tits

gangbangjoe 05-13-2005 03:36 AM

i like the bleached asshole

Loki 05-13-2005 03:38 AM

Just be happy I didn't post the "Longest Nipples In Porn" Photo lmao 3inches long!!

-Loki-

Spartans 05-13-2005 03:45 AM

Please post it heh :)

EmporerEJ 05-13-2005 03:58 AM

What an OUTSTANDING idea!!!

:thumbsup

Loki 05-13-2005 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ
What an OUTSTANDING idea!!!

:thumbsup

Thanks Bro :)

And for those who don't know Eric and His company are Sexual World Record Holders themselves!

SWR Awarded them with "World's 1st Virtual Sex Machine"

-Loki-

hova 05-13-2005 04:32 AM

thats some good shit!

More Booze 05-13-2005 04:32 AM

hehehe porn is great ;)

Kicker 05-13-2005 04:41 AM

very nice:)

evanmorgan 05-13-2005 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
Longest Dick (current internet record is Shane Diesel at 11inch x 8 inch)

Thats soft right? :winkwink:

Drake 05-13-2005 04:52 AM

haha nice

TheLegacy 05-13-2005 06:16 AM

Longest Dick (current internet record is Shane Diesel at 11inch x 8 inch)


LOL wonder how many threads are on gfy where posters claim to have beat that record.

http://www.mydaughtersfuckinganigga.com/index2.htm

http://www.bigcocksociety.com/member...ediesel_07.jpg

sickkittens 05-13-2005 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
Youngest looking model

Why even bother with that one?

Ogix 05-13-2005 06:20 AM

nice idea but i really didn't liked the idea about those smallest tits ever

Gunni 05-13-2005 06:25 AM

that guy just reminded my about that scene from "Life of Brian" about the Roman called Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia

adonthenet 05-13-2005 07:34 AM

good stuff haha

Raven 05-13-2005 08:00 AM

Lots of potential for this site.....

Kre8t0r 05-13-2005 08:14 AM

This site is going to Kick Ass!!! Awesome stuff Loki!! :thumbsup

MandyBlake 05-13-2005 08:26 AM

looks great.
and yes those are super small tits.

sickkittens 05-13-2005 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake
looks great.
and yes those are super small tits.

I wouldn't even call them tits. :(

Loki 05-13-2005 10:17 AM

Glad everyone seems happy with this thread, But I'm surprised no one has posted about being able to hold a record yet.


-Loki-

GatorB 05-13-2005 10:41 AM

How about male star most likely not to get laid in real life if he was the last man on earth and there were still 3 billion women.

Bama 05-13-2005 10:43 AM

If you guys can find the "First Woman To Suck Bama's Dick Non-Stop All Night"

Let me know - I ain't found her yet!!

Loki 05-13-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
How about male star most likely not to get laid in real life if he was the last man on earth and there were still 3 billion women.

LMAO, Thats too funny, sure Heres the official wording:

"Porn star who ONLY Gets laid due to his job"

-Loki-

Loki 05-13-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spartans
Please post it heh :)

lol well you asked for it

http://www.swrbackstage.com/promos/longestnipples.jpg
Longest Nipples In Porn (3.25 inches long) -Victoria Berlynn

-Loki-

GatorB 05-13-2005 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
lol well you asked for it

http://www.swrbackstage.com/promos/longestnipples.jpg
Longest Nipples In Porn (3.25 inches long) -Victoria Berlynn

-Loki-

fake fake

gunfodder 05-13-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunni
that guy just reminded my about that scene from "Life of Brian" about the Roman called Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia

I so love that film .... gonna have to watch it again now ive been reminded of it :thumbsup

Loki 05-13-2005 02:45 PM

bumping this to put it back up top, As many program owners, models, and shooters here I know their some future record holders on the board!

-Loki-

blueb8llz 05-13-2005 05:52 PM

any more these are funny

Loki 05-13-2005 06:39 PM

you want funny and bizare?

http://swrbackstage.com/promos/snort.jpg
Worlds Cum Queen & Worlds First Cum snorter - Queeny Love

http://swrbackstage.com/promos/rocks.jpg
Worlds First Porn Star To Become A Pro Rock Climber -Adele Goddard

-Loki-

tranza 05-13-2005 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
i like the bleached asshole

me too....

pornguy 05-13-2005 06:58 PM

This is something that could turn ugly fast.

Loki 05-13-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
This is something that could turn ugly fast.

I don't follow ya, how so?

-Loki-

Fucksakes 05-13-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
I don't follow ya, how so?

-Loki-

easy... who IS the biggest dick...

Loki 05-13-2005 08:24 PM

but thats not a "Sexual" record so it realy would fit into SWR ;)

-Loki-

fr8 05-13-2005 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

If I had a cock like his. When ever I would sit at a table Id wip it out let it eat the leftover scraps.

Screaming 05-13-2005 10:01 PM

looks interesting

Loki 05-14-2005 01:22 AM

bumpin for the late nite zombies

-Loki-

slipkid 05-14-2005 01:26 AM

If you have chopsticks in your ass, does soy sauce drip from your pussy ???

Just wondering.

Serious-Partner 05-14-2005 01:40 AM

that shits pretty funny

badmunchkin 05-14-2005 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
Just be happy I didn't post the "Longest Nipples In Porn" Photo lmao 3inches long!!

-Loki-

I love long nips - once dated a girl whose nips were about that long - + she had a very small 3rd nipple - good times, haha. Yea, it was freaky but she was uber-hot. :thumbsup

Loki 05-14-2005 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slipkid
If you have chopsticks in your ass, does soy sauce drip from your pussy ???

Just wondering.

:1orglaugh I dont think so but on a side note, She broke the record on Christmas morning lmao, "What you get for x-mas?" "SPLINTERS"

-Loki-

badmunchkin 05-14-2005 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
lol well you asked for it

http://www.swrbackstage.com/promos/longestnipples.jpg
Longest Nipples In Porn (3.25 inches long) -Victoria Berlynn

-Loki-

dayum! k, those are a little too long :Oh crap

Loki 05-14-2005 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmunchkin
I love long nips - once dated a girl whose nips were about that long - + she had a very small 3rd nipple - good times, haha. Yea, it was freaky but she was uber-hot. :thumbsup


I hate to be a smart ass, but someone has to say it....

That comment is USELESS without pics ;)

-Loki-

gecko 05-14-2005 01:58 AM

Hmmm interesting

badmunchkin 05-14-2005 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki
I hate to be a smart ass, but someone has to say it....

That comment is USELESS without pics ;)

-Loki-

sorry, no pics - this was right after high school, so like... 12 years ago :upsidedow

She looked like a mix between Mariah Carey & Cher - but a young, hot latina version, yummmm

Damn, I should try to get back in touch with her. :(

Loki 05-14-2005 02:27 AM

deff should, if she's bigger then Victoria she'll deff make some bank. AND automaticly she'd break and hold a Sexual World Record :)

B4 I leave for the weekend (Unless I get a signal at my weekend house) I'll leave ya with a few of my fav offbeat records:

World?s 1st Cock Roulette Competition - Caylee Taylor vs. Brooke Stone
World?s 1ST Blowjob on a skateboard - Clarissa
World?s only Porn star to snap mousetraps on nipples - Corina
World?s 1st Porno boxing Assn. - Back End Entertainment and Alex Martinez
Porn star that fucked more fans than any other - Montana Gunn
World's Only Drag racing Porn Star - Raylene
World's first no gravity sex performance - Sylvia Saint & Nick Lang
World's 1st Adult Ice Cream Makers - lots oh lixxx
etc etc etc

Still waiting on models, companies to submit their records, You may not even be aware that you hold a record, so if you have a girl, a site or anything else that you think would fit into a Sexual World Record catagory POST IT HERE!

-Loki-

VeriSexy 05-14-2005 02:29 AM

Cool site idea :thumbsup

Loki 05-14-2005 02:58 AM

50 Sexual World Records ;)

-Loki-


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