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Old 05-07-2005, 08:17 AM   #1
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what is the best cure for blueballs?
for me i try and crank a slow one out as to not damage the goods any further. what is your solution?
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:21 AM   #2
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:22 AM   #3
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Theres always sheep farms!
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:23 AM   #4
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YARGH! A good aft porthole pokin' on me wifey.
does she have a peg leg? i find peg-legs to be HOT
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:24 AM   #5
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Theres always sheep farms!


i would have to drive at east 3 hours before i saw a sheep out here
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:24 AM   #6
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I knew you shouldn't have let Juicy go out of town without you.

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Old 05-07-2005, 08:28 AM   #7
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I would recommend some sex with the woman, but what do I know?
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:28 AM   #8
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for me i try and crank a slow one out as to not damage the goods any further. what is your solution?
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:29 AM   #9
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I knew you shouldn't have let Juicy go out of town without you.

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<------ thats pretty much what they looked like before i smothered jello on my palms and stroked it slowly
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:30 AM   #10
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I would recommend some sex with the woman, but what do I know?
but the flight to your place is just too long



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Old 05-07-2005, 08:31 AM   #11
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Old 05-07-2005, 08:36 AM   #12
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but the flight to your place is just too long



hahah I meant your woman, silly ;)
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Old 05-07-2005, 09:06 AM   #13
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Old 05-07-2005, 09:15 AM   #14
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wear some tiny whities. they aleviate the pain a little.
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Old 05-07-2005, 09:23 AM   #15
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that will surely crack those balls open

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Old 05-07-2005, 11:54 AM   #16
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that will surely crack those balls open

Yes, and your balls won't vibe.
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:03 PM   #17
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i never get blue balls! hahahah jp
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:11 PM   #18
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Want a cure? Here's what you do...

take equal parts baking soda, salt, bacon grease, and mix it all in a warm cup of water.

Then, add exactly nine drops of tobasco sauce.

Drink it.


now, shoot some more tobasco sauce on your palms.

Rub your hands together

Wait about 5 mins, then spank one off, starting slowly at first.

In about 90 seconds you should feel different. :D
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:15 PM   #19
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:28 PM   #20
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:37 PM   #21
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:38 PM   #22
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I think ya gotta go for the back to back to make sure your tank is bone dry
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