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Want a cure? Here's what you do...
take equal parts baking soda, salt, bacon grease, and mix it all in a warm cup of water.
Then, add exactly nine drops of tobasco sauce.
Drink it.
now, shoot some more tobasco sauce on your palms.
Rub your hands together
Wait about 5 mins, then spank one off, starting slowly at first.
In about 90 seconds you should feel different. :D
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