what is the best cure for blueballs?

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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    what is the best cure for blueballs?

    for me i try and crank a slow one out as to not damage the goods any further. what is your solution?


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  • Chio The Pirate
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    • Oct 2002
    • 946

    #2
    YARGH! A good aft porthole pokin' on me wifey.

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    • thaifan99
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      • Jul 2003
      • 3029

      #3
      Theres always sheep farms!
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      • MrIzzz
        If u touch it, I will cum
        • Sep 2003
        • 22923

        #4
        Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
        YARGH! A good aft porthole pokin' on me wifey.
        does she have a peg leg? i find peg-legs to be HOT


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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          Originally posted by thaifan99
          Theres always sheep farms!


          i would have to drive at east 3 hours before i saw a sheep out here


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          • TexasDreams
            former Miserable Admin :)
            • Oct 2003
            • 4700

            #6
            I knew you shouldn't have let Juicy go out of town without you.

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            • Elli
              Reach for those stars!
              • Apr 2003
              • 17991

              #7
              I would recommend some sex with the woman, but what do I know?
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              • NoCarrier
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                • Mar 2002
                • 16356

                #8
                Originally posted by MrIzzz
                for me i try and crank a slow one out as to not damage the goods any further. what is your solution?

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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                  I knew you shouldn't have let Juicy go out of town without you.

                  <-- Grumbling Blue Balls
                  <------ thats pretty much what they looked like before i smothered jello on my palms and stroked it slowly


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                  • MrIzzz
                    If u touch it, I will cum
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Elli
                    I would recommend some sex with the woman, but what do I know?
                    but the flight to your place is just too long





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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NoCarrier




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                      • Elli
                        Reach for those stars!
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MrIzzz
                        but the flight to your place is just too long



                        hahah I meant your woman, silly ;)
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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528

                          #13
                          Originally posted by thaifan99
                          Theres always sheep farms!

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                          • Coup D'etat
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 40

                            #14
                            wear some tiny whities. they aleviate the pain a little.

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                            • loverboy
                              When it rains, it pours
                              • May 2003
                              • 20609

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NoCarrier
                              that will surely crack those balls open

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                              • NoCarrier
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                                • Mar 2002
                                • 16356

                                #16
                                Originally posted by loverboy
                                that will surely crack those balls open

                                Yes, and your balls won't vibe.

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                                • blueb8llz

                                  #17
                                  i never get blue balls! hahahah jp

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    Want a cure? Here's what you do...

                                    take equal parts baking soda, salt, bacon grease, and mix it all in a warm cup of water.

                                    Then, add exactly nine drops of tobasco sauce.

                                    Drink it.


                                    now, shoot some more tobasco sauce on your palms.

                                    Rub your hands together

                                    Wait about 5 mins, then spank one off, starting slowly at first.

                                    In about 90 seconds you should feel different. :D
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                                    • Thomas1007
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 5542

                                      #19
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                                      • BradShaw
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                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 7840

                                        #20
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                                        • axelcat
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                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 25450

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                          YARGH! A good aft porthole pokin' on me wifey.

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                                          • BlueWire
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 4628

                                            #22
                                            I think ya gotta go for the back to back to make sure your tank is bone dry

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