what is the best cure for blueballs?
 

for me i try and crank a slow one out as to not damage the goods any further. what is your solution?

YARGH! A good aft porthole pokin' on me wifey.

Theres always sheep farms!

does she have a peg leg? i find peg-legs to be HOT

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i would have to drive at east 3 hours before i saw a sheep out here :(

I knew you shouldn't have let Juicy go out of town without you.

:disgust :disgust <-- Grumbling Blue Balls

I would recommend some sex with the woman, but what do I know? :)

:disgust :disgust <------ thats pretty much what they looked like before i smothered jello on my palms and stroked it slowly :thumbsup

but the flight to your place is just too long :(

:Graucho

:wetkiss

:Oh crap

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hahah I meant your woman, silly ;)

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wear some tiny whities. they aleviate the pain a little.

that will surely crack those balls open :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:smokin

Yes, and your balls won't vibe.

i never get blue balls! hahahah jp

Want a cure? Here's what you do...

take equal parts baking soda, salt, bacon grease, and mix it all in a warm cup of water.

Then, add exactly nine drops of tobasco sauce.

Drink it.


now, shoot some more tobasco sauce on your palms.

Rub your hands together

Wait about 5 mins, then spank one off, starting slowly at first.

In about 90 seconds you should feel different. :D

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welcome to marriage!

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I think ya gotta go for the back to back to make sure your tank is bone dry :thumbsup