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12-21-2001, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Europe
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TOP 10 - the most ridiculous TGP's
I decided to have some fun while TGP'ing. Here is the top 10. Two lucky TGP's got two entries:
10. Nichesitez rule: submit only nice pictures with nice thumbnails comment: yes sir, do you like teens or scat? 9. Free6 rule: after several complaints from our visitors we ask you to limit the advertsing space to maximum 340 pixels from the top of the page comment: what wouldn't he do for his surfers (who are very aware of the advertising techniques by the way) 8. Todaysthumbs rule: I caught 17 cheaters just today. Think about it. comment: Oh my God. Now that I thought about it... (Btw, does this guy update the # of cheaters every day?) 7. Elephantlist rule: Put your pics together in one area comment: of course I do. You would be shocked if I put 2x10 pics and a text link between 6. LibraryOfThumbs rule: no recips, icluding mine comment: This guy doesnt understand anything about link popularity, so he wont be receiving a lot of SE traffic 5. Elephantlist rule: if serie gallery, you must submit a full serie, not 1/2 of series comment: damn it I just took a shoot of 300 photos of this wannabe super model teen but I wish I could have posted a gallery of only 150 of the best photos 4. Ahme rule: attach a copy of your invoice from one of your content provider comment: damn it I only take photos of my wife and she doesnt send me a bill. hey, would you accept my CC bill after she's done shopping? 3. Richards Realm rule: (has banned words from descriptions like fuck, slut, bitch) comment: you sure can submit a gallery of a teen taking 4 black guys but you better use a description like "Girl having good time with some friends" 2. Babes4Free rule: (blacklisted a domain because it was "too softcore") comment: not listing the gallery was not good enough of a punishment, that awful crime was worth blacklisting the domain 1. LibraryOfThumbs rule: no counters comment: self-explanatory. why would he want you to find out that he only send you 500 hits? (well, if he seriously thinks that one counter makes page loading too slow, then he must be a very very impatient guy) Feel free to add any funny rules! |
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12-21-2001, 11:26 AM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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hahahahaha
you got too much time on your hands bro : ) But funny fucking shit! |
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12-21-2001, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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WELL written essay!! I agree!
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12-21-2001, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Queens NY
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then dont submit to them :P
and now "go fuck yourself:  |
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12-21-2001, 11:31 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
Posts: 11,856
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Although you are right -- there are many ways to re-word things... but I think the majority of webmasters submitting w/ words like "rape", "horse", etc... they will get the hint and realize I don't want their links. So re-wording the links to trick my script will just be a waste of their time. Very few webmasters want to read a novel on my submit page about what I find offensive so I figure it's just easier to screen words w/ a script. |
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12-21-2001, 11:35 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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12-21-2001, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 8,245
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I like the style of Richard's Realm. I mean, they don't accept the word "fuck" but at the same time they do reject galleries because there isn't enough nudity on them.
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12-21-2001, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 853
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#3 is best
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12-21-2001, 01:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Bumfuck
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funny stuff... btw...
GO FUCK YOURSELF |
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12-21-2001, 01:37 PM
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HAL 9000
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my experience from RichardsRealm submissions
gallery denied because of small thumbs gallery denied because of large photos gallery denied because of not enough nudity banned host banned sponsor slow host |
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12-21-2001, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 153
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I ban the word super, best, special, extra, free, and etc... These words shouldn't appear on the daily listing. All non-sense.
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12-21-2001, 01:57 PM
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There can be only one
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12-21-2001, 03:10 PM
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Hall Of Fame
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
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i love it!
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12-21-2001, 03:12 PM
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OU812
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: California
Posts: 12,651
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How long did it take you to think up your word ban list, Were some of you people come from, I have NO ideal. There are now very few TGP's worth a shit. Bet I could list them on one hand. I like the one with NO counter, Dumb ass, or am the Dumb ass if I submit to him/her, as a matter of fact I've been to that TGP and hit my back button as soon as I saw no counter. Am well aware there has to be rules, because of the cheater but some of these TGP people missed the Train when they were passing out Grey Matter. Again.....I ban the word super, best, special, extra, free, and etc... These words shouldn't appear on the daily listing. All non-sense Your Non-Sense, please tell me were in the heck you came up with and why these words, and you even BANNED etc...? Jim [This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 12-21-2001).] |
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12-21-2001, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 735
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These rules are so fucking stupid. Why are some TGP owners against webmasters making money?
I get rejections because I put 2 recips on top instead of 3. Or because the font on the "Enter here" text on the bottom was too large. Or because I put 2 recips on top instead of just 1. etc, etc, etc. It's so retarted. My rules copied right off my submission page: 1. No popup or exit windows. 2. Submit up to 5 galleries a day. 3. ABSOLUTELY NO MODELS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 - UNLESS YOU LIKE PRISON! 4. NO scripts for automatic bookmarking or changing the startup page! If you send me a reasonably nice gallery with legal free porn that loads up reasonably fast, what the hell do I care how you market your sponsor? |
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12-21-2001, 03:38 PM
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There can be only one
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Here's mine... pretty simple actually:
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12-21-2001, 04:48 PM
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: On top of my soapbox
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My favorite is the rejection emails from some places. (we won't even talk about the ones who send you a confirmation, then an acceptance, then another 10 hours later to tell you that you've been rotated off the page and your gallery was viewed by a total of 4 people
)I made a gallery, 15 thumbs, and a lot of unlinked text talking up the girl and the site, then there's ONE link at the bottom of the page that says "click here to see all of our girls" and I get a rejection email that says rule # whatever, no NEXT, MORE, HOME, etc...ridiculous, 15 thumbs, one link at the bottom, and there's a problem with the way I worded the link? Then I build a gallery, with EXCLUSIVE content, that no one else has, that we're going to use to update the members area tomorrow, so I build the gallery and submit it the night before. I get rejection emails that they've recently listed those same pictures, the content is overused etc etc etc, and the friggin camera is still warm from the photoshoot. ------------------ Did somebody say Free Content? |
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12-21-2001, 09:42 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
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i'm sooo disappointed that hotsexseries isn't on the list.
RULES- http://www.hotsexseries.com/trade2.html you'd think you guys would be complaining about rules like that too..... |
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12-21-2001, 10:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 555
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Man!
Now that is a kickass first post! GFY!!! Richard's Realm needs to take it easy on that list. Last I saw, I got rejected because I had the word "FREE" kinda tough since that words in my f'ing domain name!!! GODAMNIT ZN |
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12-21-2001, 10:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Somewhere in the middle of the Fucking Desert.
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This from a guy who lives in Fresno. LMAO! |
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12-21-2001, 10:42 PM
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Old Timer
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12-21-2001, 10:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: somewheres wet
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Yeah I have a ridiculous one... you must read the rules
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12-22-2001, 02:07 AM
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HAL 9000
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from the submit page that my partner wrote, whoever knows Freedaily he'll have notice how polite is
When it comes to trades webmasters always message me instead of him heheSUBMIT TO TEENIE-CLIPS AND RECEIVE MASSIVE TRAFFIC KNOW THIS! If you, yeah YOU, submit the same fucking gallery... and we find out... we'll fucking beat your ass and never post you again! We just thought you should know that : ) |
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12-22-2001, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
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man i think we should all post the same galleries for weeks to him. I bet he couldn't beat all our asses in that span of time. Did he say he would eventually beat all our asses or that he'd do it all at once. I think he'd probably get tired from beating everyones ass if we all did it, and maybe on the 10th or 11th person he'd fall down and have a heart attack.
just a thought Nz |
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12-22-2001, 12:23 PM
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Location: Iasi
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I like the list. But why don't you try to make some money instead of writing for the GFY'ers amusament?
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12-22-2001, 08:08 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Toronto
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gallery denied because of animal porn |
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12-22-2001, 08:11 PM
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Registered User
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They are trying to be real webmasters. |
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12-22-2001, 09:52 PM
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there r a lot of assholes that still lick surfer's balls just to get higher position on ranks.sextracker.com
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12-23-2001, 11:28 AM
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Have you ever seen the description "special free porn" or "this is the best on this list" ?
Fuck that, that's not tell anything about what kind of gallery. It is better not to have any word. More clearly, free --> all galleries should be free, no fucking pay galleries on a tgp. super, best, special, extra --> this always come as old fucking contents. Quote:
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12-23-2001, 11:55 AM
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i like the list pretty much
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12-23-2001, 10:55 PM
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I'm here for SPORT
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08-29-2002, 04:36 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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love this thread.
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08-29-2002, 04:40 AM
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haha, and I thought I missed something this week
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08-29-2002, 05:06 AM
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Ha ha, some of those are pretty good.
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08-29-2002, 06:01 AM
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HAHAHA LOL.. thats a funny thread :-)
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