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Williams · 12-21-2001, 11:20 AM

I decided to have some fun while TGP'ing. Here is the top 10. Two lucky TGP's got two entries:

10. Nichesitez
rule: submit only nice pictures with nice thumbnails
comment: yes sir, do you like teens or scat?

9. Free6
rule: after several complaints from our visitors we ask you to limit the advertsing space to maximum 340 pixels from the top of the page
comment: what wouldn't he do for his surfers (who are very aware of the advertising techniques by the way)

8. Todaysthumbs
rule: I caught 17 cheaters just today. Think about it.
comment: Oh my God. Now that I thought about it... (Btw, does this guy update the # of cheaters every day?)

7. Elephantlist
rule: Put your pics together in one area
comment: of course I do. You would be shocked if I put 2x10 pics and a text link between

6. LibraryOfThumbs
rule: no recips, icluding mine
comment: This guy doesnt understand anything about link popularity, so he wont be receiving a lot of SE traffic

5. Elephantlist
rule: if serie gallery, you must submit a full serie, not 1/2 of series
comment: damn it I just took a shoot of 300 photos of this wannabe super model teen but I wish I could have posted a gallery of only 150 of the best photos

4. Ahme
rule: attach a copy of your invoice from one of your content provider
comment: damn it I only take photos of my wife and she doesnt send me a bill. hey, would you accept my CC bill after she's done shopping?

3. Richards Realm
rule: (has banned words from descriptions like fuck, slut, bitch)
comment: you sure can submit a gallery of a teen taking 4 black guys but you better use a description like "Girl having good time with some friends"

2. Babes4Free
rule: (blacklisted a domain because it was "too softcore")
comment: not listing the gallery was not good enough of a punishment, that awful crime was worth blacklisting the domain

1. LibraryOfThumbs
rule: no counters
comment: self-explanatory. why would he want you to find out that he only send you 500 hits? (well, if he seriously thinks that one counter makes page loading too slow, then he must be a very very impatient guy)

Feel free to add any funny rules!

12-21-2001, 11:20 AM
Williams Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 11	TOP 10 - the most ridiculous TGP's I decided to have some fun while TGP'ing. Here is the top 10. Two lucky TGP's got two entries: 10. Nichesitez rule: submit only nice pictures with nice thumbnails comment: yes sir, do you like teens or scat? 9. Free6 rule: after several complaints from our visitors we ask you to limit the advertsing space to maximum 340 pixels from the top of the page comment: what wouldn't he do for his surfers (who are very aware of the advertising techniques by the way) 8. Todaysthumbs rule: I caught 17 cheaters just today. Think about it. comment: Oh my God. Now that I thought about it... (Btw, does this guy update the # of cheaters every day?) 7. Elephantlist rule: Put your pics together in one area comment: of course I do. You would be shocked if I put 2x10 pics and a text link between 6. LibraryOfThumbs rule: no recips, icluding mine comment: This guy doesnt understand anything about link popularity, so he wont be receiving a lot of SE traffic 5. Elephantlist rule: if serie gallery, you must submit a full serie, not 1/2 of series comment: damn it I just took a shoot of 300 photos of this wannabe super model teen but I wish I could have posted a gallery of only 150 of the best photos 4. Ahme rule: attach a copy of your invoice from one of your content provider comment: damn it I only take photos of my wife and she doesnt send me a bill. hey, would you accept my CC bill after she's done shopping? 3. Richards Realm rule: (has banned words from descriptions like fuck, slut, bitch) comment: you sure can submit a gallery of a teen taking 4 black guys but you better use a description like "Girl having good time with some friends" 2. Babes4Free rule: (blacklisted a domain because it was "too softcore") comment: not listing the gallery was not good enough of a punishment, that awful crime was worth blacklisting the domain 1. LibraryOfThumbs rule: no counters comment: self-explanatory. why would he want you to find out that he only send you 500 hits? (well, if he seriously thinks that one counter makes page loading too slow, then he must be a very very impatient guy) Feel free to add any funny rules!