TOP 10 - the most ridiculous TGP's

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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #16
    Here's mine... pretty simple actually:

    Recip is no longer required, (blah blah blah)

    DO NOT send me or my surfers to popup hell.

    NEVER EVER change my surfers homepage with that auto-bookmark fucking shit!
    (This is the fastest way to get blacklisted because it pisses me right off.)

    No cheaters.

    No banner farms.

    No redirect traffic.

    No pages without thumbnails.

    All thumbs must be linked to the same larger image or video. Not to html pages.

    Once you are approved and listed, DO NOT change your page to redirect to your sponsor or anywhere else. If you must remove your gallery, I would appreciate a heads up if possible so I can take down the link. But I WILL catch cheaters.
    Trust me... I live for it.

    No child porn or beastiality. If I find kiddie porn on your submission, make some coffee because the Feds will be over for brunch.

    Please don't post exactly the same url twice: Feel free to post as many gallerys as you like, but identical pictures are allowed only once per month.

    And please, put at least 10 thumbs on your page.
    Anything else is just ego trip bullshit.

    SIG TOO BIG

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      • Snake Doctor
        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
        • Mar 2001
        • 13449
        #17
        My favorite is the rejection emails from some places. (we won't even talk about the ones who send you a confirmation, then an acceptance, then another 10 hours later to tell you that you've been rotated off the page and your gallery was viewed by a total of 4 people )

        I made a gallery, 15 thumbs, and a lot of unlinked text talking up the girl and the site, then there's ONE link at the bottom of the page that says "click here to see all of our girls"
        and I get a rejection email that says rule # whatever, no NEXT, MORE, HOME, etc...ridiculous, 15 thumbs, one link at the bottom, and there's a problem with the way I worded the link?

        Then I build a gallery, with EXCLUSIVE content, that no one else has, that we're going to use to update the members area tomorrow, so I build the gallery and submit it the night before.
        I get rejection emails that they've recently listed those same pictures, the content is overused etc etc etc, and the friggin camera is still warm from the photoshoot.


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        Did somebody say Free Content?
        sig too big

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          • Unfed
            Confirmed User
            • May 2001
            • 257
            #18
            hahaha
            #3 = awesome!

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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470
                #19
                i'm sooo disappointed that hotsexseries isn't on the list.

                RULES- http://www.hotsexseries.com/trade2.html

                you'd think you guys would be complaining about rules like that too.....
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                  • Nedder
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 555
                    #20
                    Man!
                    Now that is a kickass first post! GFY!!!

                    Richard's Realm needs to take it easy on that list. Last I saw, I got rejected because I had the word "FREE"

                    kinda tough since that words in my f'ing domain name!!!

                    GODAMNIT

                    ZN

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                      • Unchilled
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 125
                        #21
                        Originally posted by jimmyf:


                        How long did it take you to think up your
                        word ban list, Were some of you people come from, I have NO ideal.

                        This from a guy who lives in Fresno. LMAO!

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                          • Rictor
                            Old Timer
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 12208
                            #22
                            Do me! Do me!

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                              • Rip
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 1456
                                #23
                                Yeah I have a ridiculous one... you must read the rules

                                I think nobody does that

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                                  • Theo
                                    HAL 9000
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 34515
                                    #24
                                    from the submit page that my partner wrote, whoever knows Freedaily he'll have notice how polite is When it comes to trades webmasters always message me instead of him hehe

                                    SUBMIT TO TEENIE-CLIPS
                                    AND RECEIVE MASSIVE TRAFFIC

                                    KNOW THIS!
                                    If you, yeah YOU, submit the same fucking gallery... and we find out... we'll fucking beat your ass and never post you again!

                                    We just thought you should know that : )


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                                      • Nedder
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 555
                                        #25
                                        man i think we should all post the same galleries for weeks to him. I bet he couldn't beat all our asses in that span of time. Did he say he would eventually beat all our asses or that he'd do it all at once. I think he'd probably get tired from beating everyones ass if we all did it, and maybe on the 10th or 11th person he'd fall down and have a heart attack.

                                        just a thought

                                        Nz

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                                          • 3Xguru
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2001
                                            • 1281
                                            #26
                                            I like the list. But why don't you try to make some money instead of writing for the GFY'ers amusament?

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                                              • sasush
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 1026
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Soul_Rebel:
                                                my experience from RichardsRealm submissions

                                                gallery denied because of small thumbs
                                                gallery denied because of large photos
                                                gallery denied because of not enough nudity
                                                banned host
                                                banned sponsor
                                                slow host
                                                hahaha.... you forgot
                                                gallery denied because of animal porn

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                                                  • [Labret]
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 10945
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Clay:


                                                    If you send me a reasonably nice gallery with legal free porn that loads up reasonably fast, what the hell do I care how you market your sponsor?
                                                    Big tgp owners are bitter because they know they are fucking losers with tons of worthless traffic. And they have small cocks.

                                                    They are trying to be real webmasters.

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                                                      • aleck
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 940
                                                        #29
                                                        there r a lot of assholes that still lick surfer's balls just to get higher position on ranks.sextracker.com

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                                                          • Timothy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 153
                                                            #30
                                                            Have you ever seen the description "special free porn" or "this is the best on this list" ?
                                                            Fuck that, that's not tell anything about what kind of gallery. It is better not to have any word.
                                                            More clearly,
                                                            free --> all galleries should be free, no fucking pay galleries on a tgp.
                                                            super, best, special, extra --> this always come as old fucking contents.


                                                            Originally posted by jimmyf:
                                                            And your word ban list just does not compute with me.

                                                            How long did it take you to think up your
                                                            word ban list, Were some of you people come from, I have NO ideal.

                                                            There are now very few TGP's worth a shit.
                                                            Bet I could list them on one hand.

                                                            I like the one with NO counter, Dumb ass,
                                                            or am the Dumb ass if I submit to him/her,
                                                            as a matter of fact I've been to that TGP
                                                            and hit my back button as soon as I saw no counter.

                                                            Am well aware there has to be rules, because of the cheater but some of these TGP people
                                                            missed the Train when they were passing out Grey Matter.

                                                            Again.....I ban the word super, best, special, extra, free, and etc... These words shouldn't appear on the daily listing. All non-sense

                                                            Your Non-Sense, please tell me were in the heck you came up with and why these words,
                                                            and you even BANNED etc...?


                                                            Jim


                                                            [This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 12-21-2001).]

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