TOP 10 - the most ridiculous TGP's

[Williams]

I decided to have some fun while TGP'ing. Here is the top 10. Two lucky TGP's got two entries:

10. Nichesitez
rule: submit only nice pictures with nice thumbnails
comment: yes sir, do you like teens or scat?

9. Free6
rule: after several complaints from our visitors we ask you to limit the advertsing space to maximum 340 pixels from the top of the page
comment: what wouldn't he do for his surfers (who are very aware of the advertising techniques by the way)

8. Todaysthumbs
rule: I caught 17 cheaters just today. Think about it.
comment: Oh my God. Now that I thought about it... (Btw, does this guy update the # of cheaters every day?)

7. Elephantlist
rule: Put your pics together in one area
comment: of course I do. You would be shocked if I put 2x10 pics and a text link between

6. LibraryOfThumbs
rule: no recips, icluding mine
comment: This guy doesnt understand anything about link popularity, so he wont be receiving a lot of SE traffic

5. Elephantlist
rule: if serie gallery, you must submit a full serie, not 1/2 of series
comment: damn it I just took a shoot of 300 photos of this wannabe super model teen but I wish I could have posted a gallery of only 150 of the best photos

4. Ahme
rule: attach a copy of your invoice from one of your content provider
comment: damn it I only take photos of my wife and she doesnt send me a bill. hey, would you accept my CC bill after she's done shopping?

3. Richards Realm
rule: (has banned words from descriptions like fuck, slut, bitch)
comment: you sure can submit a gallery of a teen taking 4 black guys but you better use a description like "Girl having good time with some friends"

2. Babes4Free
rule: (blacklisted a domain because it was "too softcore")
comment: not listing the gallery was not good enough of a punishment, that awful crime was worth blacklisting the domain

1. LibraryOfThumbs
rule: no counters
comment: self-explanatory. why would he want you to find out that he only send you 500 hits? (well, if he seriously thinks that one counter makes page loading too slow, then he must be a very very impatient guy)

Feel free to add any funny rules!

[pr0]

hahahahaha

you got too much time on your hands bro : )

But funny fucking shit!

[shen_kid]

WELL written essay!! I agree!

[whoreans]

then dont submit to them :P

and now "go fuck yourself:

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Williams:

3. Richards Realm
rule: (has banned words from descriptions like fuck, slut, bitch)
comment: you sure can submit a gallery of a teen taking 4 black guys but you better use a description like "Girl having good time with some friends"

I'm doing the same with one of my sites...

Although you are right -- there are many ways to re-word things... but I think the majority of webmasters submitting w/ words like "rape", "horse", etc... they will get the hint and realize I don't want their links. So re-wording the links to trick my script will just be a waste of their time.

Very few webmasters want to read a novel on my submit page about what I find offensive so I figure it's just easier to screen words w/ a script.

[TheFLY]

Originally posted by Williams:

3. Richards Realm
rule: (has banned words from descriptions like fuck, slut, bitch)
comment: you sure can submit a gallery of a teen taking 4 black guys but you better use a description like "Girl having good time with some friends"
[/B]

Also I highly doubt Richard's Realm has banned the word "black" unless he is a racist. Maybe that was a Freudian slip? Hehe...

[ldinternet]

I like the style of Richard's Realm. I mean, they don't accept the word "fuck" but at the same time they do reject galleries because there isn't enough nudity on them.

[onlyreal]

#3 is best

[AWC]

funny stuff... btw...

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Theo]

my experience from RichardsRealm submissions

gallery denied because of small thumbs
gallery denied because of large photos
gallery denied because of not enough nudity
banned host
banned sponsor
slow host

[Timothy]

I ban the word super, best, special, extra, free, and etc... These words shouldn't appear on the daily listing. All non-sense.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Timothy:
I ban the word super, best, special, extra, free, and etc... These words shouldn't appear on the daily listing. All non-sense.

hmmm... wouldn't that be... censorship? In an industry where virtually nothing is censored, that seems, for some reason, to make me shake my head and laugh.

[boneprone]

i love it!

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by Timothy:
I ban the word super, best, special, extra, free, and etc... These words shouldn't appear on the daily listing. All non-sense.

And your word ban list just does not compute with me.

How long did it take you to think up your
word ban list, Were some of you people come from, I have NO ideal.

There are now very few TGP's worth a shit.
Bet I could list them on one hand.

I like the one with NO counter, Dumb ass,
or am the Dumb ass if I submit to him/her,
as a matter of fact I've been to that TGP
and hit my back button as soon as I saw no counter.

Am well aware there has to be rules, because of the cheater but some of these TGP people
missed the Train when they were passing out Grey Matter.

Again.....I ban the word super, best, special, extra, free, and etc... These words shouldn't appear on the daily listing. All non-sense

Your Non-Sense, please tell me were in the heck you came up with and why these words,
and you even BANNED etc...?


Jim


[This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 12-21-2001).]

[Clay]

These rules are so fucking stupid. Why are some TGP owners against webmasters making money?

I get rejections because I put 2 recips on top instead of 3. Or because the font on the "Enter here" text on the bottom was
too large. Or because I put 2 recips on top instead of just 1. etc, etc, etc.
It's so retarted.


My rules copied right off my submission page:

1. No popup or exit windows.
2. Submit up to 5 galleries a day.
3. ABSOLUTELY NO MODELS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 - UNLESS YOU LIKE PRISON!
4. NO scripts for automatic bookmarking or changing the startup page!

If you send me a reasonably nice gallery with legal free porn that loads up reasonably fast, what the hell do I care how you market your sponsor?