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RRRED · 03-18-2005, 03:51 PM

Now that I'm back on solid food, I'd like to thank Brad from Adultpaymaster for watching my back (haha).

The last night in Cancun, I got ahold of some bad lettuce at dinner (yes Greg I know you told me so). I was in the lobby waiting to go out with a bunch of folks and suddenly out of nowhere wasn't feeling quite right. I ran to my room and turned into the exorcist.

I've heard stories of "the water" and such but had no real idea of how HORRIBLE it could be. It sucks cuz I was soooooo good the whole trip, leaving whatever party by 2 every night, drinking lots of bottled water all day, sleeping alot, doing alot of productive business.

Then WHAMMO!! God that was the worst ever. If it hadn't been for Brad, the only one who even knew what was happening cuz I had left him a pleading message for help, I would not have made it on the plane back. He went out and picked up a bunch of water, juice, and medicine. Way beyond the call of duty and I am forever greatful.

It's times like this that ya realize how cool our fellow pornographers can be. There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together. LOL

I had to go to the doc first thing and got my fluids replenished and some good antibiotics. I'm JUST getting strong enough to function.

Thank you Brad!!

Fuck you Cancun!

FabianC · 03-18-2005, 04:08 PM

"There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"

axelcat · 03-18-2005, 04:08 PM

You really have to be careful of what you eat at places like that

KMR Stitch · 03-18-2005, 04:10 PM

Pictures of the projectiles?

the Shemp · 03-18-2005, 04:11 PM

don't eat the lettuce

Pete-KT · 03-18-2005, 04:13 PM

glad your ok now

FunForOne · 03-18-2005, 04:16 PM

well now I feel really horible for sending all the ICQs this week.

I didn't realize you were sick.

gregtx · 03-18-2005, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FabianC

"There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"

i'm guessing it was double ended projectiles ;)

and yeah.. Rrred.. as you sat in front of me eating that salad.. I said.. 'don't do it ;)' oh well. live and learn.. ..

I been there and had to go to the doctor back in like 97 and get sipro to get better.. I waited 10 days and had lost about 15lbs first though. haha

1. never eat uncooked food in mexico (salads and other raw vegies)
2. don't drink water from the tap
3. don't eat dog tacos at 4:00am (er scratch the last one)

Rictor · 03-18-2005, 04:17 PM

Damn, now I feel bad I missed it...sounds like a good time. :P

sweetME · 03-18-2005, 04:20 PM

Don't eat the lettuce and don't drink the water. So far that's all. I'm happy you feel better.

dirtydesignz · 03-18-2005, 04:22 PM

Wow, sorry that happened to you

Sounds awful! We have lived here almost 4 months now, eaten all over Cancun and not been sick once.

Are you back to normal now? What did your doctor say it was? I'd like to avoid wherever it was you ate the bad lettuce, where was it?

Kimmykim · 03-18-2005, 04:23 PM

Those are funny rules Greg! I've eaten beef carpaccio, sushi, steak tartare, rabbit and plenty of salads in Puerto Vallarta and not had a problem at all. I also brush my teeth with the tap water ;)

I guess I just like to live dangerously. Or maybe it's that Cancun is a freaking cesspool that's more like Lauderdale than Mexico, and PV is a way cooler place lol

Chio The Pirate · 03-18-2005, 04:24 PM

YARGH! I be havin' a similar experience. It was late on me boat, and I was hungerin' for a batch of nice clammy clam gizzards. After a couple of handfuls I felt as though me butt would expell some vicious brown bouys.

Me first mate Theo came and gave me some fresh squigly squid juice to nurse me back to health. Theo is me saviour!

Me first mate, and me friend Theo the Theologian:

pxxx · 03-18-2005, 04:29 PM

I am glad you are feeling better RRED. Now i know what to not eat when i go to Cancun.

mahoney · 03-18-2005, 04:29 PM

Phoenix · 03-18-2005, 04:31 PM

haha glad i could help...i felt bad for you, i could hear it in your voice

it didnt take but a few minutes to get some apple juice and water.
the immodium was my moms call..lol
ill see her this weekend and let her know you thank her...lmao

Glad i got to know the adult.com crew better in Cancun...had a blast talking to all you guys...and RRRed we shall be buds forever now.

pornguy · 03-18-2005, 04:32 PM

The ice is ok in mexico, because it is filtered. But the water that they wash the lettuce is straight from the ground.

Good to see you feel better.

DarkJedi · 03-18-2005, 04:33 PM

explosive diarrhea rocks

03-18-2005, 04:34 PM

glad you're doing okay now babe

gregtx · 03-18-2005, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Those are funny rules Greg! I've eaten beef carpaccio, sushi, steak tartare, rabbit and plenty of salads in Puerto Vallarta and not had a problem at all. I also brush my teeth with the tap water ;)

I guess I just like to live dangerously. Or maybe it's that Cancun is a freaking cesspool that's more like Lauderdale than Mexico, and PV is a way cooler place lol

haha.. i dunno.. i've sat on the can all the way back from cancun yrs ago.. so i'm just really careful now when I go anywhere in mexico...

I actually thought about eating sushi one day while down there.. but then came back to my senses!

american pervert · 03-18-2005, 04:37 PM

brad's the man, I was with him on that mission.. .

V_RocKs · 03-18-2005, 04:39 PM

Damn, that really sucks!

WiredGuy · 03-18-2005, 05:12 PM

I expect nothing less from Brad, and I'm glad your feeling better RRRed.
WG

GiantGnome · 03-18-2005, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FabianC

"There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"

Extreme Holly must be really turned on now.

Young · 03-18-2005, 05:17 PM

ok so let me get this straight

1. don't drink the water
2. check if "she" is in fact a he before you pay
and finally
3. don't eat the lettuce

got it.

azguy · 03-18-2005, 05:20 PM

Manowar · 03-18-2005, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azguy

RRRED · 03-18-2005, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregtx

i'm guessing it was double ended projectiles ;)

and yeah.. Rrred.. as you sat in front of me eating that salad.. I said.. 'don't do it ;)' oh well. live and learn.. ..

I been there and had to go to the doctor back in like 97 and get sipro to get better.. I waited 10 days and had lost about 15lbs first though. haha

1. never eat uncooked food in mexico (salads and other raw vegies)
2. don't drink water from the tap
3. don't eat dog tacos at 4:00am (er scratch the last one)

Well THAT night was the whole hearts of romaine which didn't affect me. So I didn't think anything of the next night when I had the mixed iceberg... Why didn't anyone else get sick? Am I spoiled by having the best tap water in the country or something? I don't get it...

I got sipro.. I did remember that from our convo so I hit the doctors office right away. I spent most of the day at the hospital but I actually didn't check myself in like they recommended. It would have costed me 2500 bucks so I decided to just take the meds and sip water.. I was holding it down at that point so I didn't see the need to stay in the hospital. Plus, they wouldn't let me use my cell phone

Did you hallucinate by chance? I actually hallucinated about two hours during the peak of this... I saw little demons, a guy mowing a lawn, trees, all sorts of shit but only when I closed my eyes. I had a fever too and was shaking and convulsing.

Fuck cancun!!! Never again!

webgurl · 03-18-2005, 09:06 PM

RREd Glad u are OKay ! Sounds like nightmare , and BRAD is the best he's always been good to me .
Cheers

CDSmith · 03-18-2005, 09:30 PM

I'm sure a lot of restaurants down there wash their lettuce and veggies with.... you guessed it.... tap water. Not good, and I wouldn't wish it on too many people, certainly not RRRED.

About all you can say is at least you survived.

tungsten · 03-18-2005, 09:34 PM

glad you're better now

Poppy · 03-18-2005, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp

don't eat the lettuce

I concur and I didn't! RRRED, glad you are feeling better and kudos to your Brad.

Zebra · 03-18-2005, 10:51 PM

Dave Matthews is following up his hit song "Don't drink the water" with a new single entitled "Don't eat the lettuce".

Zprogramz · 03-18-2005, 10:52 PM

I have been to Cancun many times and have never been sick.

Z

2HousePlague · 03-18-2005, 10:56 PM

Glad ya made it out, Beb.

Yeah, Brad is a gentleman and gem of a guy.

j-

BradShaw · 03-18-2005, 11:41 PM

I have been sick since I got back in bed with 102 fever. But I do not think it has anything to do with Cancun, strep throat.

GTS Mark · 03-18-2005, 11:47 PM

Magnus ate at the dirty Mexican taco bar and loved it

DH

princess · 03-18-2005, 11:52 PM

It's a good thing he was there to look out for you RRED hon.

smack · 03-18-2005, 11:54 PM

you gotta be careful down there. no water, no ice cubes, no food washed in their tap water. fucking worthless stinking shithole country.

makefuckingmoney · 03-19-2005, 12:04 AM

Poppy was able to eat a lot worse than just the lettuce..and he seems fine now..

I always avoid the produce in mexico.. i remember seeing you grabbing that romaine lettuce and was like..ruh roh..

Poppy · 03-19-2005, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makefuckingmoney

Poppy was able to eat a lot worse than just the lettuce..and he seems fine now..

I always avoid the produce in mexico.. i remember seeing you grabbing that romaine lettuce and was like..ruh roh..

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...wasn't it at that restaurant right above the taco bar?

Yeah, that was the ONE, yeah that was the ONE.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-19-2005, 03:13 AM

Brutal, sounded pretty fricken rough.

Get well;)

BrettJ · 03-19-2005, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHard

Magnus ate at the dirty Mexican taco bar and loved it

DH

That was the shittiest place (no pun intended).

Kimmy Kim: I also have a horror story from last year's cancun. but will spare you all the details.

I'm set to spend a month in PV in June... so I'm glad to hear you say that. Everything I've read suggest the 3 best cities in Mexico are Cabo, Acapulco, and Puerto Vallarta. Was in Cabo two years ago and the water was fine. But those cities have been destination hot spots for americans for decades.

~Brett

VirtuMike · 03-19-2005, 04:05 AM

I fucking hate fucking mexico.

baddog · 03-19-2005, 04:12 AM

avoiding the water, then eating fresh veggies washed in it really doesn't make much sense.

and brushing your teeth with it is a little different than ingesting it

pradaboy · 03-19-2005, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FabianC

"There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"

thelister · 03-19-2005, 08:31 AM

Brad... you are my HERO too!

stan

03-18-2005, 03:51 PM	#1
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Brad saved my ass! literally! Fuck you, Cancun! Now that I'm back on solid food, I'd like to thank Brad from Adultpaymaster for watching my back (haha). The last night in Cancun, I got ahold of some bad lettuce at dinner (yes Greg I know you told me so). I was in the lobby waiting to go out with a bunch of folks and suddenly out of nowhere wasn't feeling quite right. I ran to my room and turned into the exorcist. I've heard stories of "the water" and such but had no real idea of how HORRIBLE it could be. It sucks cuz I was soooooo good the whole trip, leaving whatever party by 2 every night, drinking lots of bottled water all day, sleeping alot, doing alot of productive business. Then WHAMMO!! God that was the worst ever. If it hadn't been for Brad, the only one who even knew what was happening cuz I had left him a pleading message for help, I would not have made it on the plane back. He went out and picked up a bunch of water, juice, and medicine. Way beyond the call of duty and I am forever greatful. It's times like this that ya realize how cool our fellow pornographers can be. There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together. LOL I had to go to the doc first thing and got my fluids replenished and some good antibiotics. I'm JUST getting strong enough to function. Thank you Brad!! Fuck you Cancun! Last edited by RRRED; 03-18-2005 at 03:56 PM..

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dirtydesignz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Playa de los Playas :) Posts: 1,815	Wow, sorry that happened to you Sounds awful! We have lived here almost 4 months now, eaten all over Cancun and not been sick once. Are you back to normal now? What did your doctor say it was? I'd like to avoid wherever it was you ate the bad lettuce, where was it? __________________ LIZZIE Last edited by dirtydesignz; 03-18-2005 at 04:23 PM..

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Chio The Pirate Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769 Posts: 946	YARGH! I be havin' a similar experience. It was late on me boat, and I was hungerin' for a batch of nice clammy clam gizzards. After a couple of handfuls I felt as though me butt would expell some vicious brown bouys. Me first mate Theo came and gave me some fresh squigly squid juice to nurse me back to health. Theo is me saviour! Me first mate, and me friend Theo the Theologian: __________________ Need to get a site indexed in a few days? Want thousands of targeted, quality hits to your site? Want to beta test something that will revolutionize the way companies, and individuals advertise online.? Click here to take a look at Bliggo

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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Those are funny rules Greg! I've eaten beef carpaccio, sushi, steak tartare, rabbit and plenty of salads in Puerto Vallarta and not had a problem at all. I also brush my teeth with the tap water ;) I guess I just like to live dangerously. Or maybe it's that Cancun is a freaking cesspool that's more like Lauderdale than Mexico, and PV is a way cooler place lol

03-18-2005, 04:29 PM	#14
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I am glad you are feeling better RRED. Now i know what to not eat when i go to Cancun.

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webgurl Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Clouds with Carebears Posts: 7,954	RREd Glad u are OKay ! Sounds like nightmare , and BRAD is the best he's always been good to me . Cheers

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makefuckingmoney Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,277	Poppy was able to eat a lot worse than just the lettuce..and he seems fine now.. I always avoid the produce in mexico.. i remember seeing you grabbing that romaine lettuce and was like..ruh roh..

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