YARGH! I be havin' a similar experience. It was late on me boat, and I was hungerin' for a batch of nice clammy clam gizzards. After a couple of handfuls I felt as though me butt would expell some vicious brown bouys.
Me first mate Theo came and gave me some fresh squigly squid juice to nurse me back to health. Theo is me saviour!
Me first mate, and me friend Theo the Theologian:
