Brad saved my ass.... literally! Fuck you, Cancun!

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  • RRRED
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    • Jan 2001
    • 6754

    #1

    Brad saved my ass.... literally! Fuck you, Cancun!

    Now that I'm back on solid food, I'd like to thank Brad from Adultpaymaster for watching my back (haha).

    The last night in Cancun, I got ahold of some bad lettuce at dinner (yes Greg I know you told me so). I was in the lobby waiting to go out with a bunch of folks and suddenly out of nowhere wasn't feeling quite right. I ran to my room and turned into the exorcist.

    I've heard stories of "the water" and such but had no real idea of how HORRIBLE it could be. It sucks cuz I was soooooo good the whole trip, leaving whatever party by 2 every night, drinking lots of bottled water all day, sleeping alot, doing alot of productive business.

    Then WHAMMO!! God that was the worst ever. If it hadn't been for Brad, the only one who even knew what was happening cuz I had left him a pleading message for help, I would not have made it on the plane back. He went out and picked up a bunch of water, juice, and medicine. Way beyond the call of duty and I am forever greatful.

    It's times like this that ya realize how cool our fellow pornographers can be. There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together. LOL

    I had to go to the doc first thing and got my fluids replenished and some good antibiotics. I'm JUST getting strong enough to function.

    Thank you Brad!!

    Fuck you Cancun!
    Last edited by RRRED; 03-18-2005, 01:56 PM.
  • FabianC
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    • Jun 2001
    • 1616

    #2
    "There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"

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    • axelcat
      Adult Locals
      • Jun 2002
      • 25450

      #3
      You really have to be careful of what you eat at places like that

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      • KMR Stitch
        I am cool
        • Jul 2003
        • 14494

        #4
        Pictures of the projectiles?

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        • the Shemp
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          • Nov 2001
          • 10891

          #5
          don't eat the lettuce
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          • Pete-KT
            Workin With The Devil
            • Oct 2004
            • 51532

            #6
            glad your ok now

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            • FunForOne
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              • Nov 2003
              • 8704

              #7
              well now I feel really horible for sending all the ICQs this week.

              I didn't realize you were sick.

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              • gregtx
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 1929

                #8
                Originally posted by FabianC
                "There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"


                i'm guessing it was double ended projectiles ;)

                and yeah.. Rrred.. as you sat in front of me eating that salad.. I said.. 'don't do it ;)' oh well. live and learn.. ..

                I been there and had to go to the doctor back in like 97 and get sipro to get better.. I waited 10 days and had lost about 15lbs first though. haha

                1. never eat uncooked food in mexico (salads and other raw vegies)
                2. don't drink water from the tap
                3. don't eat dog tacos at 4:00am (er scratch the last one)
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                • Rictor
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 12208

                  #9
                  Damn, now I feel bad I missed it...sounds like a good time. :P

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                  • sweetME
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                    • Nov 2004
                    • 3162

                    #10
                    Don't eat the lettuce and don't drink the water. So far that's all. I'm happy you feel better.


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                    • dirtydesignz
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 1815

                      #11
                      Wow, sorry that happened to you Sounds awful! We have lived here almost 4 months now, eaten all over Cancun and not been sick once.

                      Are you back to normal now? What did your doctor say it was? I'd like to avoid wherever it was you ate the bad lettuce, where was it?
                      Last edited by dirtydesignz; 03-18-2005, 02:23 PM.
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                      • Kimmykim
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                        • Jun 2001
                        • 16015

                        #12
                        Those are funny rules Greg! I've eaten beef carpaccio, sushi, steak tartare, rabbit and plenty of salads in Puerto Vallarta and not had a problem at all. I also brush my teeth with the tap water ;)

                        I guess I just like to live dangerously. Or maybe it's that Cancun is a freaking cesspool that's more like Lauderdale than Mexico, and PV is a way cooler place lol

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                        • Chio The Pirate
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                          • Oct 2002
                          • 946

                          #13
                          YARGH! I be havin' a similar experience. It was late on me boat, and I was hungerin' for a batch of nice clammy clam gizzards. After a couple of handfuls I felt as though me butt would expell some vicious brown bouys.

                          Me first mate Theo came and gave me some fresh squigly squid juice to nurse me back to health. Theo is me saviour!

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                          • pxxx
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 12114

                            #14
                            I am glad you are feeling better RRED. Now i know what to not eat when i go to Cancun.

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                            • mahoney
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                              • Nov 2003
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                              #15
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                              • Phoenix
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 35475

                                #16
                                haha glad i could help...i felt bad for you, i could hear it in your voice

                                it didnt take but a few minutes to get some apple juice and water.
                                the immodium was my moms call..lol
                                ill see her this weekend and let her know you thank her...lmao

                                Glad i got to know the adult.com crew better in Cancun...had a blast talking to all you guys...and RRRed we shall be buds forever now.
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                                • pornguy
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                                  • Mar 2003
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                                  #17
                                  The ice is ok in mexico, because it is filtered. But the water that they wash the lettuce is straight from the ground.

                                  Good to see you feel better.
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                                  • DarkJedi
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                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 28301

                                    #18
                                    explosive diarrhea rocks

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                                    • buddyjuf

                                      #19
                                      glad you're doing okay now babe

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                                      • gregtx
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                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 1929

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                        Those are funny rules Greg! I've eaten beef carpaccio, sushi, steak tartare, rabbit and plenty of salads in Puerto Vallarta and not had a problem at all. I also brush my teeth with the tap water ;)

                                        I guess I just like to live dangerously. Or maybe it's that Cancun is a freaking cesspool that's more like Lauderdale than Mexico, and PV is a way cooler place lol

                                        haha.. i dunno.. i've sat on the can all the way back from cancun yrs ago.. so i'm just really careful now when I go anywhere in mexico...

                                        I actually thought about eating sushi one day while down there.. but then came back to my senses!
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                                        • american pervert
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                                          • Sep 2002
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                                          #21
                                          brad's the man, I was with him on that mission.. .
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                                          • V_RocKs
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 32449

                                            #22
                                            Damn, that really sucks!

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                                            • WiredGuy
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                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 34512

                                              #23
                                              I expect nothing less from Brad, and I'm glad your feeling better RRRed.
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                                              • GiantGnome
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                                                • Jan 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by FabianC
                                                "There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"

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                                                • Young
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                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 10468

                                                  #25
                                                  ok so let me get this straight

                                                  1. don't drink the water
                                                  2. check if "she" is in fact a he before you pay
                                                  and finally
                                                  3. don't eat the lettuce


                                                  got it.
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                                                  • azguy
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                                                    • Nov 2004
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                                                    #26

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                                                    • Manowar
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by azguy

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                                                      • RRRED
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by gregtx
                                                        i'm guessing it was double ended projectiles ;)

                                                        and yeah.. Rrred.. as you sat in front of me eating that salad.. I said.. 'don't do it ;)' oh well. live and learn.. ..

                                                        I been there and had to go to the doctor back in like 97 and get sipro to get better.. I waited 10 days and had lost about 15lbs first though. haha

                                                        1. never eat uncooked food in mexico (salads and other raw vegies)
                                                        2. don't drink water from the tap
                                                        3. don't eat dog tacos at 4:00am (er scratch the last one)
                                                        Well THAT night was the whole hearts of romaine which didn't affect me. So I didn't think anything of the next night when I had the mixed iceberg... Why didn't anyone else get sick? Am I spoiled by having the best tap water in the country or something? I don't get it...

                                                        I got sipro.. I did remember that from our convo so I hit the doctors office right away. I spent most of the day at the hospital but I actually didn't check myself in like they recommended. It would have costed me 2500 bucks so I decided to just take the meds and sip water.. I was holding it down at that point so I didn't see the need to stay in the hospital. Plus, they wouldn't let me use my cell phone

                                                        Did you hallucinate by chance? I actually hallucinated about two hours during the peak of this... I saw little demons, a guy mowing a lawn, trees, all sorts of shit but only when I closed my eyes. I had a fever too and was shaking and convulsing.

                                                        Fuck cancun!!! Never again!

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                                                        • webgurl
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                                                          • Aug 2002
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                                                          #29
                                                          RREd Glad u are OKay ! Sounds like nightmare , and BRAD is the best he's always been good to me .
                                                          Cheers

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                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                            • May 2001
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                                                            #30
                                                            I'm sure a lot of restaurants down there wash their lettuce and veggies with.... you guessed it.... tap water. Not good, and I wouldn't wish it on too many people, certainly not RRRED.

                                                            About all you can say is at least you survived.
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                                                            • tungsten
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                                                              #31
                                                              glad you're better now
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                                                              • Poppy
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by the Shemp
                                                                don't eat the lettuce
                                                                I concur and I didn't! RRRED, glad you are feeling better and kudos to your Brad.
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                                                                • Zebra
                                                                  Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                  • 5091

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Dave Matthews is following up his hit song "Don't drink the water" with a new single entitled "Don't eat the lettuce".
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                                                                  • Zprogramz
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                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                    • 1360

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I have been to Cancun many times and have never been sick.

                                                                    Z

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                                                                    • 2HousePlague
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 14572

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Glad ya made it out, Beb.

                                                                      Yeah, Brad is a gentleman and gem of a guy.

                                                                      j-
                                                                      tada!

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                                                                      • BradShaw
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                                                                        • Oct 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I have been sick since I got back in bed with 102 fever. But I do not think it has anything to do with Cancun, strep throat.
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                                                                        • GTS Mark
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 20912

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Magnus ate at the dirty Mexican taco bar and loved it



                                                                          DH

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                                                                          • princess
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                                                                            • Feb 2001
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            It's a good thing he was there to look out for you RRED hon.
                                                                            *HUGS*!
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                                                                            • smack
                                                                              Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 10652

                                                                              #39
                                                                              you gotta be careful down there. no water, no ice cubes, no food washed in their tap water. fucking worthless stinking shithole country.
                                                                              Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                              • makefuckingmoney
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                                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Poppy was able to eat a lot worse than just the lettuce..and he seems fine now..

                                                                                I always avoid the produce in mexico.. i remember seeing you grabbing that romaine lettuce and was like..ruh roh..

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                                                                                • Poppy
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
                                                                                  Poppy was able to eat a lot worse than just the lettuce..and he seems fine now..

                                                                                  I always avoid the produce in mexico.. i remember seeing you grabbing that romaine lettuce and was like..ruh roh..
                                                                                  BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...wasn't it at that restaurant right above the taco bar? Yeah, that was the ONE, yeah that was the ONE.
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                                                                                    • 30307

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Brutal, sounded pretty fricken rough.

                                                                                    Get well;)

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                                                                                    • BrettJ
                                                                                      ol' timer
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 4715

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                                                      Magnus ate at the dirty Mexican taco bar and loved it



                                                                                      DH

                                                                                      That was the shittiest place (no pun intended).

                                                                                      Kimmy Kim: I also have a horror story from last year's cancun. but will spare you all the details.

                                                                                      I'm set to spend a month in PV in June... so I'm glad to hear you say that. Everything I've read suggest the 3 best cities in Mexico are Cabo, Acapulco, and Puerto Vallarta. Was in Cabo two years ago and the water was fine. But those cities have been destination hot spots for americans for decades.

                                                                                      ~Brett

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                                                                                      • VirtuMike
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                                                                                        • May 2002
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I fucking hate fucking mexico.
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                                                                                        • baddog
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                                                                                          • Apr 2001
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          avoiding the water, then eating fresh veggies washed in it really doesn't make much sense.

                                                                                          and brushing your teeth with it is a little different than ingesting it

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                                                                                          • pradaboy
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by FabianC
                                                                                            "There's nothing like projectile vomiting to bring a friendship closer together"

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                                                                                            • thelister
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                                                                                              • Feb 2005
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Brad... you are my HERO too!

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