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Alex · 03-07-2005, 07:51 PM

Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

Using only HTML and notepad.

How many of you "Webmasters" would die?

sonofsam · 03-07-2005, 07:52 PM

<----- Me

FunForOne · 03-07-2005, 07:53 PM

very good question.

Depends on the time frame you give me.

Spunky · 03-07-2005, 07:53 PM

I'm not an expert but I get by

StuartD · 03-07-2005, 07:54 PM

I'm a programmer... write code for a living. I still can't create a decent site for a living. I'm not a designer.

Likewise, a designer will make a kick ass site, but might not be able to have a members area without knowledge of password protection and content scripts.

Someone who knows search engines, marketing and sales could promote the hell out of a good site but probably couldn't make one either.

So which "webmasters" are you referring to?

Alex · 03-07-2005, 07:57 PM

I never said design a site.
I mean just the bare HTML of it

wargames · 03-07-2005, 08:09 PM

I'll survive for sure.

Furious_Male · 03-07-2005, 08:12 PM

I would survive that one. I love notepad.

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-07-2005, 08:31 PM

I'd live but the site wouldn't look so shit hot.

Dynamix · 03-07-2005, 08:33 PM

I've never used anything for web site development besides Notepad. All Photoshop + hand-written HTML

JFPdude · 03-07-2005, 09:13 PM

I'd die ... I use vi not notepad.

Rochard · 03-07-2005, 09:17 PM

I edit html in notepad, but create in dreamweaver. Sorry. It takes me thirty seconds to create a complicated table in dreamweaver. In notepad it would take me hours.

Sosa · 03-07-2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I'm a programmer... write code for a living. I still can't create a decent site for a living. I'm not a designer.

Likewise, a designer will make a kick ass site, but might not be able to have a members area without knowledge of password protection and content scripts.

Someone who knows search engines, marketing and sales could promote the hell out of a good site but probably couldn't make one either.

So which "webmasters" are you referring to?

Well said.

Ecksent · 03-07-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

I edit html in notepad, but create in dreamweaver. Sorry. It takes me thirty seconds to create a complicated table in dreamweaver. In notepad it would take me hours.

What he said!!!!

VMAN · 03-07-2005, 10:02 PM

what is html?

reynold · 03-07-2005, 10:03 PM

I'll probably die.

KRL · 03-07-2005, 10:04 PM

I can't imagine being in any kind of Internet biz and not knowing basic HTML coding. Just for emergencies, if your coders are out and about, its good to know.

I can code a site entirely on notepad, so I'd survive fine.

Alex · 03-07-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by VMAN

what is html?

Its funny becuase i dont htink you are joking

pornguy · 03-07-2005, 10:09 PM

I would survive. I can do good bits of all of it. But hell I would need a photographer. I am not that great at that!

Furious_Female · 03-07-2005, 10:14 PM

I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive!

xlogger · 03-07-2005, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive!

Damn nerd!

Furious_Female · 03-07-2005, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Damn nerd!

Yes, I am! yay for n3rds

xlogger · 03-07-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

I keep thinking there is something wrong with that .gif because that banana is usually moving up and down.

Furious_Female · 03-07-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

I keep thinking there is something wrong with that .gif because that banana is usually moving up and down.

banana r0x

xlogger · 03-07-2005, 10:34 PM

This is what i ment moving up and down.
---->

<----

The other one is just dead.

---->

<----

Furious_Female · 03-07-2005, 10:39 PM

banana envy!!!

xlogger · 03-07-2005, 10:41 PM

People should be jelous of my banana, if YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. *wink*

Furious_Female · 03-07-2005, 10:47 PM

ahahaahha

no, what do you mean?

JFPdude · 03-07-2005, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive!

If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad

Furious_Female · 03-07-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad

Ok gangsta! lolol What is vi?

JFPdude · 03-07-2005, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Ok gangsta! lolol What is vi?

http://www.eng.hawaii.edu/Tutor/vi.html

beemk · 03-07-2005, 11:01 PM

i wouldnt die, i would just paypal one of my designers to make it for me... pretty easy one.

Furious_Female · 03-07-2005, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

http://www.eng.hawaii.edu/Tutor/vi.html

I got to:

Quote:

The VI editor is a screen-based editor used by many Unix users.

and [x]ed

IceMaster · 03-08-2005, 12:42 AM

Not me. I made some sites just with html.

JulianSosa · 03-08-2005, 12:45 AM

Can not live without dreamweaver now days.

Im dead

smack · 03-08-2005, 12:45 AM

ha, bitch, i started out using notepad.

JulianSosa · 03-08-2005, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad

pico is easier hehe

spideriux · 03-08-2005, 10:49 AM

Bump for ya

Only 10%

Cassie · 03-08-2005, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

Using only HTML and notepad.

How many of you "Webmasters" would die?

i would most definitely find another way to survive. never accept defeat!

Antonio · 03-08-2005, 11:00 AM

There's something else besides Notepad?
I'll make it, that's for sure.

polish_aristocrat · 03-08-2005, 11:02 AM

i would die

Forest · 03-08-2005, 11:02 AM

id be DEAD!

volante · 03-08-2005, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

Using only HTML and notepad.

How many of you "Webmasters" would die?

I'd say 100% - have you ever image editing with notepad?

ADL Colin · 03-08-2005, 11:06 AM

I can write HTML no problem. My sites used to look like shit when I designed them though.

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03-07-2005, 07:51 PM	#1
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	IF your life was on the line and the only way to survive was to ...... Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc. Using only HTML and notepad. How many of you "Webmasters" would die? __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

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03-07-2005, 07:54 PM	#5
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FunForOne Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 8,704	very good question. Depends on the time frame you give me.

03-07-2005, 07:57 PM	#6
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	I never said design a site. I mean just the bare HTML of it __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

03-07-2005, 08:09 PM	#7
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03-07-2005, 08:12 PM	#8
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03-07-2005, 08:31 PM	#9
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	I'd live but the site wouldn't look so shit hot.

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03-07-2005, 09:13 PM	#11
JFPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Mountains of Western North Carolina. Posts: 4,027	I'd die ... I use vi not notepad.

03-07-2005, 09:17 PM	#12
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,014	I edit html in notepad, but create in dreamweaver. Sorry. It takes me thirty seconds to create a complicated table in dreamweaver. In notepad it would take me hours. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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VMAN Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 187	what is html?

03-07-2005, 10:03 PM	#16
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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	I can't imagine being in any kind of Internet biz and not knowing basic HTML coding. Just for emergencies, if your coders are out and about, its good to know. I can code a site entirely on notepad, so I'd survive fine. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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03-07-2005, 10:14 PM	#20
Furious_Female Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Upstate, New York Posts: 8,187	I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive! __________________ Skype: j3nn.com ICQ 160370494 My current favorite high-converting sponsor: CrakRevenue

03-07-2005, 10:34 PM	#25
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	This is what i ment moving up and down. ----><---- The other one is just dead. ----><---- __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	People should be jelous of my banana, if YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. *wink* __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

03-07-2005, 10:47 PM	#28
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03-08-2005, 12:42 AM	#34
IceMaster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 8,920	Not me. I made some sites just with html.

03-08-2005, 12:45 AM	#35
JulianSosa Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,042	Can not live without dreamweaver now days. Im dead

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03-08-2005, 10:49 AM	#38
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03-08-2005, 11:02 AM	#42
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03-08-2005, 11:06 AM	#44
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