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Alex 03-07-2005 07:51 PM

IF your life was on the line and the only way to survive was to ......
 
Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

Using only HTML and notepad.


How many of you "Webmasters" would die?
:1orglaugh

sonofsam 03-07-2005 07:52 PM

<----- Me

FunForOne 03-07-2005 07:53 PM

very good question.

Depends on the time frame you give me.

Spunky 03-07-2005 07:53 PM

I'm not an expert but I get by :thumbsup

StuartD 03-07-2005 07:54 PM

I'm a programmer... write code for a living. I still can't create a decent site for a living. I'm not a designer.

Likewise, a designer will make a kick ass site, but might not be able to have a members area without knowledge of password protection and content scripts.

Someone who knows search engines, marketing and sales could promote the hell out of a good site but probably couldn't make one either.

So which "webmasters" are you referring to?

Alex 03-07-2005 07:57 PM

I never said design a site.
I mean just the bare HTML of it

wargames 03-07-2005 08:09 PM

I'll survive for sure. :1orglaugh

Furious_Male 03-07-2005 08:12 PM

I would survive that one. I love notepad.

The Sultan Of Smut 03-07-2005 08:31 PM

I'd live but the site wouldn't look so shit hot.

Dynamix 03-07-2005 08:33 PM

I've never used anything for web site development besides Notepad. All Photoshop + hand-written HTML :)

JFPdude 03-07-2005 09:13 PM

I'd die ... I use vi not notepad. :Oh crap

Rochard 03-07-2005 09:17 PM

I edit html in notepad, but create in dreamweaver. Sorry. It takes me thirty seconds to create a complicated table in dreamweaver. In notepad it would take me hours.

Sosa 03-07-2005 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
I'm a programmer... write code for a living. I still can't create a decent site for a living. I'm not a designer.

Likewise, a designer will make a kick ass site, but might not be able to have a members area without knowledge of password protection and content scripts.

Someone who knows search engines, marketing and sales could promote the hell out of a good site but probably couldn't make one either.

So which "webmasters" are you referring to?


Well said.

Ecksent 03-07-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
I edit html in notepad, but create in dreamweaver. Sorry. It takes me thirty seconds to create a complicated table in dreamweaver. In notepad it would take me hours.


What he said!!!!

VMAN 03-07-2005 10:02 PM

what is html?

reynold 03-07-2005 10:03 PM

I'll probably die. :1orglaugh

KRL 03-07-2005 10:04 PM

I can't imagine being in any kind of Internet biz and not knowing basic HTML coding. Just for emergencies, if your coders are out and about, its good to know.

I can code a site entirely on notepad, so I'd survive fine.

Alex 03-07-2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VMAN
what is html?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Its funny becuase i dont htink you are joking

pornguy 03-07-2005 10:09 PM

I would survive. I can do good bits of all of it. But hell I would need a photographer. I am not that great at that!

Furious_Female 03-07-2005 10:14 PM

I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive! :banana

xlogger 03-07-2005 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive! :banana

Damn nerd! :disgust

Furious_Female 03-07-2005 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
Damn nerd! :disgust

Yes, I am! yay for n3rds :banana

xlogger 03-07-2005 10:29 PM

Quote:

:banana
I keep thinking there is something wrong with that .gif because that banana is usually moving up and down. :1orglaugh

Furious_Female 03-07-2005 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger
I keep thinking there is something wrong with that .gif because that banana is usually moving up and down. :1orglaugh

banana r0x :banana :banana :banana

xlogger 03-07-2005 10:34 PM

This is what i ment moving up and down.
---->http://www.sonycams.com/forum/images.../bananaman.gif<----




The other one is just dead.

---->http://gofuckyourself.com/images/smi...banana_sml.gif<----

Furious_Female 03-07-2005 10:39 PM

banana envy!!!

xlogger 03-07-2005 10:41 PM

People should be jelous of my banana, if YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. *wink*

:winkwink:

Furious_Female 03-07-2005 10:47 PM

ahahaahha

no, what do you mean?

JFPdude 03-07-2005 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive! :banana

If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad :thumbsup

Furious_Female 03-07-2005 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad :thumbsup

Ok gangsta! lolol What is vi? :uhoh

JFPdude 03-07-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female
Ok gangsta! lolol What is vi? :uhoh


http://www.eng.hawaii.edu/Tutor/vi.html :thumbsup

beemk 03-07-2005 11:01 PM

i wouldnt die, i would just paypal one of my designers to make it for me... pretty easy one.

Furious_Female 03-07-2005 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

I got to:

Quote:

The VI editor is a screen-based editor used by many Unix users.
and [x]ed :disgust

IceMaster 03-08-2005 12:42 AM

Not me. I made some sites just with html.

JulianSosa 03-08-2005 12:45 AM

Can not live without dreamweaver now days.

Im dead

smack 03-08-2005 12:45 AM

ha, bitch, i started out using notepad. :winkwink:

JulianSosa 03-08-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude
If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad :thumbsup


pico is easier hehe

spideriux 03-08-2005 10:49 AM

Bump for ya

Only 10% :)

Cassie 03-08-2005 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

Using only HTML and notepad.


How many of you "Webmasters" would die?
:1orglaugh


i would most definitely find another way to survive. never accept defeat!

Antonio 03-08-2005 11:00 AM

There's something else besides Notepad?
I'll make it, that's for sure.

polish_aristocrat 03-08-2005 11:02 AM

i would die

Forest 03-08-2005 11:02 AM

id be DEAD!

:1orglaugh

volante 03-08-2005 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

Using only HTML and notepad.


How many of you "Webmasters" would die?

I'd say 100% - have you ever image editing with notepad? :winkwink:

ADL Colin 03-08-2005 11:06 AM

I can write HTML no problem. My sites used to look like shit when I designed them though.


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