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  • Alex
    So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
    • Jun 2004
    • 10963

    #1

    IF your life was on the line and the only way to survive was to ......

    Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

    Using only HTML and notepad.


    How many of you "Webmasters" would die?
    23
    10% of GFY
    0%
    2
    11%-25% of GFY
    0%
    1
    11%-35% of GFY
    0%
    1
    36-60% of GFY
    0%
    3
    More than 60% of GFY
    0%
    16
    Care about me?
    Who?
    Me!
    Who?
  • sonofsam
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 18647

    #2
    <----- Me
    I like turtles.

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    • FunForOne
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 8704

      #3
      very good question.

      Depends on the time frame you give me.

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        I'm not an expert but I get by

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        • StuartD
          Sofa King Band
          • Jul 2002
          • 29903

          #5
          I'm a programmer... write code for a living. I still can't create a decent site for a living. I'm not a designer.

          Likewise, a designer will make a kick ass site, but might not be able to have a members area without knowledge of password protection and content scripts.

          Someone who knows search engines, marketing and sales could promote the hell out of a good site but probably couldn't make one either.

          So which "webmasters" are you referring to?
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          • Alex
            So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
            • Jun 2004
            • 10963

            #6
            I never said design a site.
            I mean just the bare HTML of it
            Care about me?
            Who?
            Me!
            Who?

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            • wargames
              Kliris
              • May 2003
              • 10423

              #7
              I'll survive for sure.
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              • Furious_Male
                Doing the grind since 99
                • Oct 2003
                • 16884

                #8
                I would survive that one. I love notepad.
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                • The Sultan Of Smut
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 4325

                  #9
                  I'd live but the site wouldn't look so shit hot.

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                  • Dynamix
                    G F Y not
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2910

                    #10
                    I've never used anything for web site development besides Notepad. All Photoshop + hand-written HTML

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                    • JFPdude
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 4027

                      #11
                      I'd die ... I use vi not notepad.

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                      • Rochard
                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75733

                        #12
                        I edit html in notepad, but create in dreamweaver. Sorry. It takes me thirty seconds to create a complicated table in dreamweaver. In notepad it would take me hours.
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                        • Sosa
                          In Tushy Land
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 40149

                          #13
                          Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                          I'm a programmer... write code for a living. I still can't create a decent site for a living. I'm not a designer.

                          Likewise, a designer will make a kick ass site, but might not be able to have a members area without knowledge of password protection and content scripts.

                          Someone who knows search engines, marketing and sales could promote the hell out of a good site but probably couldn't make one either.

                          So which "webmasters" are you referring to?

                          Well said.

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                          • Ecksent
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 1415

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RocHard
                            I edit html in notepad, but create in dreamweaver. Sorry. It takes me thirty seconds to create a complicated table in dreamweaver. In notepad it would take me hours.

                            What he said!!!!
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                            • VMAN
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 187

                              #15
                              what is html?

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                              • reynold
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 51271

                                #16
                                I'll probably die.

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                                • KRL
                                  Entrepreneur
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 31429

                                  #17
                                  I can't imagine being in any kind of Internet biz and not knowing basic HTML coding. Just for emergencies, if your coders are out and about, its good to know.

                                  I can code a site entirely on notepad, so I'd survive fine.
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                                  • Alex
                                    So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 10963

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by VMAN
                                    what is html?


                                    Its funny becuase i dont htink you are joking
                                    Care about me?
                                    Who?
                                    Me!
                                    Who?

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                                    • pornguy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 62910

                                      #19
                                      I would survive. I can do good bits of all of it. But hell I would need a photographer. I am not that great at that!
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                                      • Furious_Female
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 8187

                                        #20
                                        I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive!
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                                        • xlogger
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 9507

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                          I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive!
                                          Damn nerd!

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                                          • Furious_Female
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 8187

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by xlogger
                                            Damn nerd!
                                            Yes, I am! yay for n3rds
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                                            • xlogger
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 9507

                                              #23
                                              I keep thinking there is something wrong with that .gif because that banana is usually moving up and down.
                                              Last edited by xlogger; 03-07-2005, 08:30 PM.

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                                              • Furious_Female
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 8187

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by xlogger
                                                I keep thinking there is something wrong with that .gif because that banana is usually moving up and down.
                                                banana r0x
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                                                • xlogger
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 9507

                                                  #25
                                                  This is what i ment moving up and down.
                                                  ----><----




                                                  The other one is just dead.

                                                  ----><----

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                                                  • Furious_Female
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 8187

                                                    #26
                                                    banana envy!!!
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                                                    • xlogger
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 9507

                                                      #27
                                                      People should be jelous of my banana, if YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. *wink*


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                                                      • Furious_Female
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 8187

                                                        #28
                                                        ahahaahha

                                                        no, what do you mean?
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                                                        • JFPdude
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 4027

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                                          I do all my HTML on Notepad... I'm hardcore. word. So I'd survive!
                                                          If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad

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                                                          • Furious_Female
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 8187

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by JFPdude
                                                            If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad
                                                            Ok gangsta! lolol What is vi?
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                                                            • JFPdude
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 4027

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                                              Ok gangsta! lolol What is vi?

                                                              http://www.eng.hawaii.edu/Tutor/vi.html

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                                                              • beemk
                                                                CLICK HERE
                                                                • Jan 2002
                                                                • 20829

                                                                #32
                                                                i wouldnt die, i would just paypal one of my designers to make it for me... pretty easy one.
                                                                I host with Vacares

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                                                                • Furious_Female
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 8187

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by JFPdude
                                                                  I got to:

                                                                  The VI editor is a screen-based editor used by many Unix users.
                                                                  and [x]ed
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                                                                  • IceMaster
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                                    • 8920

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Not me. I made some sites just with html.

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                                                                    • JulianSosa
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 3042

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Can not live without dreamweaver now days.

                                                                      Im dead

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                                                                      • smack
                                                                        Push Porn Like Weight.
                                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                                        • 10652

                                                                        #36
                                                                        ha, bitch, i started out using notepad.
                                                                        Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                                                        • JulianSosa
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                          • 3042

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by JFPdude
                                                                          If you were really hardcore you'd be using vi like me ... not notepad

                                                                          pico is easier hehe

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                                                                          • spideriux
                                                                            Registered User
                                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                                            • 17227

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bump for ya

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                                                                            • Cassie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 3139

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Alex
                                                                              Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

                                                                              Using only HTML and notepad.


                                                                              How many of you "Webmasters" would die?

                                                                              i would most definitely find another way to survive. never accept defeat!
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                                                                              • Antonio
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 14136

                                                                                #40
                                                                                There's something else besides Notepad?
                                                                                I'll make it, that's for sure.

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                                                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                  • 40377

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  i would die
                                                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                                                  • Forest
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                    • 9135

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    id be DEAD!

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                                                                                    • volante
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 2940

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Alex
                                                                                      Create a decent site, with tables, images, text, etc.

                                                                                      Using only HTML and notepad.


                                                                                      How many of you "Webmasters" would die?
                                                                                      I'd say 100% - have you ever image editing with notepad?

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                                                                                      • ADL Colin
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                                        • 11929

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I can write HTML no problem. My sites used to look like shit when I designed them though.


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