![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
![]() so i'm chilling at home when i decide to finally turn on my PC. i push the cute little button and NADA. no power no nothing, totally out of the blue. so i get on the phone with Dell, forgetting that their damn call center is located in India
![]() soooooo, after 45 minutes of this i have unplugged every cable in my PC and i have removed every card as well. then she finally tells me its either my power supply or my mother board ![]() ok, so i tell her i want a refund for the amount of the power supply that i now will have to go out and buy and she tells me that i am no longer under warranty, so now after an hour and a half i am finally getting pissed off, so i tell her to put someone on the phone that can help me because i dont want to talk to her anymore. 30 minutes later, i get a customer rep who wants to give me a $25 coupon ![]() ![]() now i am still left without a working computer and i have lost 2 and a half hours now. so i go outside to get itno my car and i didnt even realize that during those 2+ hours it had been snowing like crazy outside. and CompUSA was closing in 20 minutes. so i fishtail all the way to compusa, find a 400 watt power supply and i also buy myself a new video card. moral of the story, customer support is useless and never drive in the snow while you are pissed off, just wait till the next day to post on the board. thank you. i even left out some other details so i would not bore you all |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
I need a beer
![]() Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
|
Sometimes it is just better to fix the shit yourself ..the hassle you go through sucks..dell is quality shit though
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,640
|
dell is the worst, and you're right about having to follow all the stupid steps. i called them up once to ask if a certain harddrive would work for a certain dell laptop. the guy refused to tell me the information without all kinds of verification numbers. within 20 minutes, i was flipping out because (obviously) that kind of information should be available to everyone. i never did get the info out of that guy, he hung up on me.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 10,579
|
im surprised how you understand anything they say.. when i called, i hung up after like an hour of trying to explain to their indian techs.. pointless
__________________
![]()
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Let's do some business!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 31,332
|
When I have problems I just get them fixed right away. Warranties and such are always a pain in the ass.
On another note, don't you have a secondary computer? You aren't a true webmaster!
__________________
Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 4,344
|
i was waiting for you to say you discovered the computer was unplugged.
![]()
__________________
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009
Posts: 2,203
|
Sounds like you had a really fun day.. :-)
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
I dread calling customer service these days.
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
seriously though, i believe in outsourcing certain jobs, but not ones that require the person to speak fluent english. its ridiculous that they outsourced customer service |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 | |
I need a beer
![]() Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
![]() yeah, i have a second one, but its 5 years old and i use it to just check my sites, all of my more important applications are on this PC |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ontario
Posts: 2,006
|
Brutal, should of told em, to GFY, hehe!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,640
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 | |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
Or better yet, who doesn't love spending 30 minutes on the phone only to get disconnected for no reason at all.
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 1,782
|
The worst thing with customer service. They have you manually enter account information over the keypad and then when you finally get someone on the bloody phone they ask for the same damn information that you've already entered.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
And another thing. Why do all of these companies have you put in info during the automated process and then when you speak to a real person, they ask you the same damn info?
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 | |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,640
|
Let's all get really heated about this and take a trip to India!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
![]() ![]() i've been there before |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
yooo muff and sickkittens, i am laughing like crazy here. because thats what they made me do at dell tonight too, lol
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 | |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
Quote:
"what is your pets name?" WTF? I just told you 10 times.
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
It's so obvious that they are reading too.
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
The funniest part is that you can barely understand them yet they say...
"Hello, my name is Ralph". "Hello, my name is Barry". "Hello, my name is Michael". Yeah, surreeeee it is.
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 | |
If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: long island
Posts: 22,923
|
Quote:
"ok i'm from new york... nancy, edward, walter young, ozzy, ralph, kevin. did you get that?" lol and they still fuck it up |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 6,688
|
call during the day and only speak to an american cust service rep (at night its india) and keep asking for that persons boss and on.
it took me 6 months, many HOURS on the phone, a letter and a call to a senoir vp to get $500 bucks back which dell owed me. fuck dell
__________________
. Shooting Bikini Girls |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 |
Workin With The Devil
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
Posts: 51,532
|
Dell india support SUCKS, they hung up on us 3 times one day in the office when we said we couldnt understand them, Dell finally returned corporate support o the US and i dont have to deal with those idiots anymore
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 | |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
Quote:
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
|
Nice story Izz.
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |