To anyone that lost money in a vending machine - GoFuckYourself.com

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 07:24 PM

Coca-Karma
This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack.
I now have a backpack full of change, So if you have lost money to a vending machine I have your lost funds and will spend it ridiculously in your honour, if you have lost money twice to the same machine I have no sympathy for you.

MikeXAMO · 01-19-2005, 07:26 PM

lol thats gotta be a first

bringer · 01-19-2005, 07:28 PM

years ago i used to get "lucky" with public phones and had simular results
i recommend you put the change in a sock and rob a local 711

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

i recommend you put the change in a sock and rob a local 711

Has this been done?

BRISK · 01-19-2005, 07:30 PM

$60 in change? That must be heavy

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BRISK

$60 in change? That must be heavy

Like Ron Jeremy's big ass head

Spunky · 01-19-2005, 07:33 PM

Cha ching...I'm sure you'll give back all that money because it's the right thing to do

bringer · 01-19-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat

Has this been done?

probably
i was watching worlds wildest police chases or some shit like that on spike tv and some idiot tried to rob a 711 with a snake. great stuff

Sosa · 01-19-2005, 07:33 PM

haha damn. I once bought some nibs and they just kept coming out until there wasn't anymore.

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Cha ching...I'm sure you'll give back all that money because it's the right thing to do

I was thinking that and then I thought about this sweat shirt I wanna buy that says "degrassi junior high" and coca cola can spare $60

kowntafit · 01-19-2005, 07:39 PM

I bet that doesn't happen very often.

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

probably
i was watching worlds wildest police chases or some shit like that on spike tv and some idiot tried to rob a 711 with a snake. great stuff

Awesome I'll be the guy walking around Miami with "the snake" come August

SmokeyTheBear · 01-19-2005, 08:01 PM

My friend showed me atrick on those machines once.. get a gallon jug f water and some surgical tubing and feed the tubing down the slot and let the water rip.. the water will trigger the little handle that flips when a quarter goes past it. So you can fill it with credits then press the button and you get a coke and all the change the machine has

freeadultcontent · 01-19-2005, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

My friend showed me atrick on those machines once.. get a gallon jug f water and some surgical tubing and feed the tubing down the slot and let the water rip.. the water will trigger the little handle that flips when a quarter goes past it. So you can fill it with credits then press the button and you get a coke and all the change the machine has

Mental note. Sell all vending machines tomorrow.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-19-2005, 08:03 PM

On the old telephone booths you could yank out one of the wires and it wouldnt give any change until you attached the wire again.. so you could sit and wait at a busy phone booth and reconnect the wires and get back all the money..

sickkittens · 01-19-2005, 08:04 PM

The vendor must be happy about that. If you believe in karma, return the change. Something really good will come your way.

sickkittens · 01-19-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Cha ching...I'm sure you'll give back all that money because it's the right thing to do

I know someone who walked up to an ATM that had a card already in it...it asked if he would like to make another transaction, so he took out a few hundred. (He gave the card and the money back when he eventually found the guy who it belonged to).

SmokeyTheBear · 01-19-2005, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

The vendor must be happy about that. If you believe in karma, return the change. Something really good will come your way.

bahhh that is the karma .. he got the good karma from all the bad karma machines have dealt people over the years

reynold · 01-19-2005, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat

Coca-Karma
This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack.
I now have a backpack full of change, So if you have lost money to a vending machine I have your lost funds and will spend it ridiculously in your honour, if you have lost money twice to the same machine I have no sympathy for you.

Good for you dude! Good thing, I haven't lost money in a vending machine before.

nofx · 01-19-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

On the old telephone booths you could yank out one of the wires and it wouldnt give any change until you attached the wire again.. so you could sit and wait at a busy phone booth and reconnect the wires and get back all the money..

but this has long since stopped working :\

SmokeyTheBear · 01-19-2005, 08:12 PM

test him , call him up and pretend you a customer that lost some change at that machine. If he is willing to give you a refund , give him the change back, if he says screw you , tell him HAHA

pxxx · 01-19-2005, 08:12 PM

That happens to me all the time.

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

The vendor must be happy about that. If you believe in karma, return the change. Something really good will come your way.

Something good has come my way My new degrassi Jr High shirt! Fuck Coca Cola

The Heron · 01-19-2005, 08:22 PM

I've gotten 2 or more coke's a couple of times just from hitting the button multiple times after paying for only one... it is always a nice bonus.

xclusive · 01-19-2005, 08:25 PM

that's awesome

Screaming · 01-19-2005, 08:26 PM

damn i have never heard of that, heh congrats

arg · 01-19-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat

I was thinking that and then I thought about this sweat shirt I wanna buy that says "degrassi junior high" and coca cola can spare $60

I would guess that the machine doesn't belong to Coca Cola...they don't even make coke themselves, they just sell syrup to independently owned bottlers and other distributors. The vending machine owner may be some poor schmuck who invested his life-savings in a five-machine vending business figuring it would be easy money, only to find the machines suck ass and randomly spit out his monthly profits to lucky customers like you. Or perhaps the machine belongs to an axe murderer who was going to use the profits to buy more axes. You'll probably sleep easier believing the latter. :-)

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by arg

The vending machine owner may be some poor schmuck who invested his life-savings in a five-machine vending business figuring it would be easy money, only to find the machines suck ass and randomly spit out his monthly profits to lucky customers like you.

Maybe I can use the $60 to get violin lessons

d00t · 01-19-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat

Maybe I can use the $60 to get violin lessons

hahaha haha

jt420 · 01-19-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

I've gotten 2 or more coke's a couple of times just from hitting the button multiple times after paying for only one... it is always a nice bonus.

i always try and pull that shit at coke machines.

ProjectNaked · 01-19-2005, 10:49 PM

hope your happy, I was so drunk last night I fed my last 4 $20's into that damn thing...must have been out of every button I pushed so I just kept putting in more bills, thinking it needed more $1's....only got one stinking coke

rowan · 01-19-2005, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat

Coca-Karma
This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack.

Your coke cost $19.05?

abadfish · 01-19-2005, 10:56 PM

That happened in high school like 5-6 years ago... the vending maching just went nuts and started shooting all of its change out, of course it was full after lunch at a school... a lot of change came out of it... people were filling their shoes and such with it. They all got in trouble, which blows, because when it would eat your money the school would tell you it wasn't their machine and they couldn't do anything about it.

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Your coke cost $19.05?

Yeah whats with that? Maybe I got all the money the machine had?
Your good at Math just like that movie a beautiful mind

Indica · 01-19-2005, 11:42 PM

righto man. thats great. total score.

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 11:47 PM

I love it its vegas all over again

r3ap3r · 01-19-2005, 11:49 PM

Don't spend all $60 in change in one place.

Honorable Rat · 01-19-2005, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by r3ap3r

Don't spend all $60 in change in one place.

Yeah you're right plus if the strip club bouncers seen me coming with this they'd beat the shit out of me

Vox · 01-20-2005, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Honorable Rat

Something good has come my way My new degrassi Jr High shirt! Fuck Coca Cola

This quote just gave you away as a 14 year old snot nose brat. No self respecting adult would wear a Degrassi jr high shirt.

Honorable Rat · 01-20-2005, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vox

This quote just gave you away as a 14 year old snot nose brat. No self respecting adult would wear a Degrassi jr high shirt.

I'm an adult but definately not self respecting plus wtf is wrong with degrassi I bet you used to have a hat like joey

01-19-2005, 07:24 PM	#1
Honorable Rat Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	To anyone that lost money in a vending machine Coca-Karma This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack. I now have a backpack full of change, So if you have lost money to a vending machine I have your lost funds and will spend it ridiculously in your honour, if you have lost money twice to the same machine I have no sympathy for you. __________________ insert for sale sign here x

01-19-2005, 07:26 PM	#2
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01-19-2005, 07:28 PM	#3
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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	$60 in change? That must be heavy __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

01-19-2005, 07:33 PM	#7
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Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	haha damn. I once bought some nibs and they just kept coming out until there wasn't anymore.

01-19-2005, 07:39 PM	#11
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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	My friend showed me atrick on those machines once.. get a gallon jug f water and some surgical tubing and feed the tubing down the slot and let the water rip.. the water will trigger the little handle that flips when a quarter goes past it. So you can fill it with credits then press the button and you get a coke and all the change the machine has __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	On the old telephone booths you could yank out one of the wires and it wouldnt give any change until you attached the wire again.. so you could sit and wait at a busy phone booth and reconnect the wires and get back all the money.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

01-19-2005, 08:04 PM	#16
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	The vendor must be happy about that. If you believe in karma, return the change. Something really good will come your way. __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	test him , call him up and pretend you a customer that lost some change at that machine. If he is willing to give you a refund , give him the change back, if he says screw you , tell him HAHA __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

01-19-2005, 08:12 PM	#22
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	That happens to me all the time.

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	I've gotten 2 or more coke's a couple of times just from hitting the button multiple times after paying for only one... it is always a nice bonus.

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01-19-2005, 08:26 PM	#26
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	damn i have never heard of that, heh congrats __________________

01-19-2005, 10:49 PM	#31
ProjectNaked Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Detroit Areola Posts: 4,309	hope your happy, I was so drunk last night I fed my last 4 $20's into that damn thing...must have been out of every button I pushed so I just kept putting in more bills, thinking it needed more $1's....only got one stinking coke

01-19-2005, 10:56 PM	#33
abadfish Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: WA Posts: 1,482	That happened in high school like 5-6 years ago... the vending maching just went nuts and started shooting all of its change out, of course it was full after lunch at a school... a lot of change came out of it... people were filling their shoes and such with it. They all got in trouble, which blows, because when it would eat your money the school would tell you it wasn't their machine and they couldn't do anything about it.

01-19-2005, 11:42 PM	#35
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01-19-2005, 11:47 PM	#36
Honorable Rat Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	I love it its vegas all over again __________________ insert for sale sign here x

01-19-2005, 11:49 PM	#37
r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	Don't spend all $60 in change in one place. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959