Originally Posted by Honorable Rat

Coca-Karma
This morning I went to buy a coke from a vending machine and the credit read 79.05 I proceeded to press the coke button and the machine spat out 60 dollars or so in change like a fucking las vegas slot machine which I proceeded to put in my backpack.
I now have a backpack full of change, So if you have lost money to a vending machine I have your lost funds and will spend it ridiculously in your honour, if you have lost money twice to the same machine I have no sympathy for you.